1 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:24,392 [ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,826 * 10 * 3 00:00:25,893 --> 00:00:27,528 * 9 * 4 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:28,996 * 8, 7 * 5 00:00:29,063 --> 00:00:30,698 * 6, 5 * 6 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:32,500 * 4, 3, 2, 1 * 7 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:37,238 * YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A TRIP, GIRL * 8 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:40,074 * SO SLIP INTO SOMETHING SLINKY AND SMOOTH * 9 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:41,442 * WAY, WAY OUT * 10 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:43,043 * JUST WAVE THE WORLD GOOD-BYE * 11 00:00:43,111 --> 00:00:44,445 * LET'S RIDE, 'CAUSE, GIRL * 12 00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:46,247 * I GOT A WHOLE LOT TO PROVE * 13 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:47,848 * WAY, WAY OUT * 14 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:49,717 * I NEED TO SHOW YOU I KNOW * 15 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:52,753 * YOU AND ME WERE MEANT TO GO THE WHOLE ROUTE * 16 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,222 * WAY, WAY OUT * 17 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:56,224 * AND IF YOU STICK WITH ME, GIRL * 18 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:59,026 * YOU'LL SEE WHAT THE GAME OF LOVE'S ALL ABOUT * 19 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:00,761 * WAY, WAY OUT * 20 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:04,198 * I'M GONNA PUT A SMILE UPON YOUR FACE * 21 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:07,535 * GET READY NOW, YOU BETTER BRACE YOURSELF * 22 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:10,704 * WE'RE GONNA TAKE A TRIP IN OUTER SPACE * 23 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:13,073 * FLY NOW AND WE'LL PAY LATER, GIRL * 24 00:01:13,141 --> 00:01:14,742 * COME ON, AND GO WITH ME * 25 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:18,279 * AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT THE GAME OF LOVE'S ALL ABOUT * 26 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:21,081 * IT'S WAY, WAY OUT * 27 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,916 * WAY, WAY OUT * 28 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,185 * WAY, WAY OUT * 29 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:25,819 * WAY, WAY OUT * 30 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:30,558 * NO TIME TO PACK YOUR BAG * 31 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:33,861 * JUST GRAB MY HAND AND LET ME SHOW YOU THE WAY * 32 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,263 * WAY, WAY OUT * 33 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,665 * I'VE NOMINATED YOU THE GIRL * 34 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:40,368 * WHO I WOULD LIKE TO LEAD ME ASTRAY * 35 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:41,769 * WAY, WAY OUT * 36 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,237 * I'M GONNA PROVE TO YOU * 37 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:44,972 * THAT LOVE IS GROOVY * 38 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:46,607 * SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT * 39 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:47,975 * WAY, WAY OUT * 40 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,843 * I AIM TO HOLD YOU, KISS YOU * 41 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:52,880 * TEACH YOU WHAT THE GAME OF LOVE'S ALL ABOUT * 42 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,782 * WAY, WAY OUT * 43 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:57,851 * THE MOMENT THAT I SAW YOU IN THE CROWD * 44 00:01:57,918 --> 00:02:01,289 * I PLANNED TO TAKE YOU INTO ORBIT, GIRL * 45 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:04,392 * I'M GONNA GET US LOST INSIDE A CLOUD * 46 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,860 * 'CAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO FLY * 47 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:09,630 * SO PUT YOUR TRUST IN ME AND YOU'LL SEE * 48 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:11,865 * WHAT THE GAME OF LOVE'S ALL ABOUT * 49 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:14,968 * IT'S WAY, WAY OUT * 50 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:16,704 * WAY, WAY OUT * 51 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,206 * WAY, WAY OUT * 52 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:19,707 * WAY, WAY OUT * 53 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:21,342 * WAY, WAY OUT * 54 00:02:21,409 --> 00:02:22,976 * WAY, WAY OUT * 55 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:24,412 * WAY, WAY OUT * 56 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,414 * WAY, WAY OUT * 57 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,249 [SONG FADES AND BELL CHIMES] 58 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,256 Man: THIS IS COLONEL JOHN "SHORTY" POWERS, 59 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,991 IN LUNAR LAUNCH CONTROL. 60 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:12,560 AND THIS STORY TAKES PLACE 61 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:14,762 NEAR THE TURN OF THE CENTURY. 62 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:16,997 NOT THE LAST CENTURY, 63 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:19,733 THE NEXT CENTURY. 64 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:23,571 NOTHING VERY MUCH HAS HAPPENED SINCE THE 1960's. 65 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:26,740 THERE IS STILL A UNITED NATIONS 66 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,709 AND PEACE IN THE WORLD. 67 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:32,680 OR AT LEAST, WHAT WE HAVE COME TO ACCEPT AS PEACE. 68 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:35,649 [MEN TALKING ALL AT ONCE] 69 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,432 [GAVEL BANGING] 70 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,802 Man: THIS SPECIAL MODERATING COMMITTEE 71 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,036 OF THE UNITED NATIONS 72 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:57,505 WILL NOW COME TO ORDER. 73 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,640 AND THE CHAIR RECOGNIZES 74 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:02,676 THE DELEGATE FROM THE SOVIET UNION. 75 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:03,877 THANK YOU. 76 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:07,915 5 DAYS AGO, 77 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:10,584 ON OCTOBER 22, 78 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:12,786 A RUSSIAN WOMAN CITIZEN 79 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,254 ANNA SOBLOVA, 80 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:16,590 WHO IS NOW OPERATING 81 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:19,226 OUR WEATHER STATION ON THE MOON, 82 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:22,463 WAS FALLEN UPON AND ATTACKED 83 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:25,032 WITHOUT WARNING BY ONE OF 84 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,535 THE UNITED STATES PERSONNEL, 85 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,470 WHO IS AT PRESENT OPERATING 86 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:31,705 THE AMERICAN WEATHER STATION ON THE MOON. 87 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:36,577 THIS COMPLETELY UNPROVOKED ASSAULT, 88 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:40,314 WITH DEEP SEXUAL IMPLICATIONS, 89 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:43,351 ONLY FAILED BECAUSE OF 90 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:46,954 MISS SOBLOVA'S PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE 91 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,690 IN FIGHTING OFF ATTACKS 92 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:51,459 OF THIS NATURE. 93 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:52,793 THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT DENIES 94 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:55,396 ALL KNOWLEDGE OF SUCH AN ATTACK. 95 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:57,297 AND KNOWING THE HIGH-TYPE 96 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:59,266 OF THE FINE, YOUNG AMERICAN MEN 97 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:00,534 THAT AMERICA HAS SENT 98 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,302 TO ITS WEATHER STATIONS ON THE MOON, 99 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:04,304 WE FEEL SURE THAT THIS ATTACK, 100 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:05,606 IF IT OCCURRED, 101 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:07,908 MUST HAVE BEEN PROVOKED BY THE RUSSIAN CITIZEN 102 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,710 MISS ANNA SOBLOVA HERSELF! 103 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:12,613 I CHARGE THAT THIS HIGH-TYPE 104 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,448 OF FINE, YOUNG AMERICAN MEN 105 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:16,750 ARE NOTHING BUT UNCONTROLLED 106 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,387 SEX OFFENDERS OF THE LOWEST TYPE! 107 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:20,421 SEX OFFENDERS! 108 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:21,455 YOU WANNA DOUBT ME?! 109 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:22,423 I GAVE YOU THE FACTS. 110 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,457 YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT. 111 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:24,425 I'LL NOT STAND FOR THIS, SIR! 112 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,627 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 113 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,195 YOU CAN'T CLOSE DOWN, SIR! 114 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:29,129 ALL RIGHT? I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 115 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:30,464 NOT ONE MOMENT, SIR. 116 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,633 WHAT ARE YOU? POUNDING ON THE TABLE WITH YOUR SHOE? 117 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,101 HE'S GOT HIS SHOES OFF HERE! 118 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,703 NYET! NYET! NYET! 119 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,905 Col. Powers: YES, THERE IS PEACE ON EARTH, 120 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:40,708 AND GREAT THINGS ARE HAPPENING ON THE MOON. 121 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,776 BUT WE WOULD BE LESS THAN HONEST 122 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,678 IF WE DIDN'T ADMIT THAT THERE MAY BE 123 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,580 TROUBLE BREWING UP THERE. 124 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:51,318 Man: MR. QUONSET! MR. QUONSET! 125 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:52,686 I'M NOT CLEAR ABOUT A FEW CHARGES 126 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:54,522 MADE AT THE UNITED NATIONS YESTERDAY. 127 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:56,690 PLEASE, PLEASE, LET ME REPEAT. 128 00:05:56,757 --> 00:06:00,160 I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING MORE TO SAY 129 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:02,162 ABOUT THE OUTRAGEOUS CHARGES 130 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:03,363 MADE BY THE RUSSIANS 131 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:05,533 AT THE UNITED NATIONS YESTERDAY. 132 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,334 THEN YOU DENY THAT ONE OF OUR BOYS UP THERE 133 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:08,669 MADE AN ATTACK ON THAT RUSSIAN GIRL? 134 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,303 WELL, OF COURSE, I DENY IT. 135 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,105 I KNOW THE CALIBER OF THE MEN 136 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:13,273 WE SEND TO THE MOON. 137 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:15,342 I SELECT THEM MYSELF. 138 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:16,710 DON'T THEY LIKE GIRLS? 139 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:17,611 [COUGHS] 140 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,312 SHE SAID, "DON'T THEY LIKE GIRLS?" 141 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,048 NATURALLY, THEY LIKE GIRLS... 142 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,383 WITH RESTRAINT! 143 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:25,553 LET US NOT FORGET WE ARE TALKING 144 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:27,287 ABOUT AMERICAN BOYS. 145 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:28,756 [CROWD MURMURING] 146 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:29,957 NOW THEN. 147 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:32,460 AS TO THE REASON FOR CALLING THIS CONFERENCE. 148 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:33,694 AS YOU KNOW, 149 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:36,764 EVER SINCE OUR LUNAR STATION WAS ESTABLISHED, 150 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,299 IT HAS BEEN OUR POLICY TO SEND UP 2 MEN. 151 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:41,802 A WEATHERNAUT AND AN ASTRONOMER. 152 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:44,872 FROM NOW ON, FOR REASONS BEST KNOWN TO OURSELVES, 153 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:47,240 WE HAVE DECIDED THAT THE TEAM SHALL CONSIST 154 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:49,677 OF A MALE WEATHERNAUT 155 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,379 AND A FULLY-QUALIFIED FEMALE ASTRONOMER. 156 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:53,380 MR. QUONSET? 157 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:54,548 MM-HMM? 158 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:55,983 DO YOU MEAN TO SAY THEY'RE GOING TO SEND 159 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:57,084 A MAN AND WOMAN UP THERE 160 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,352 TO SPEND A YEAR ON THE MOON, ALONE, TOGETHER? 161 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,689 NOT A WOMAN, A WIFE. 162 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,190 THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE 163 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,725 BETWEEN THE TWO, YOU KNOW. 164 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,393 Second Man: WHEN WAS ALL THIS DECIDED? 165 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:07,728 YESTERDAY? 166 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:09,329 THIS HAS NOTHING WHATEVER TO DO 167 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:10,898 WITH ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY. 168 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,934 THIS DECISION WAS TAKEN SOME MONTHS AGO. 169 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:16,036 WHY? IS SOMETHING HAPPENING UP THERE 170 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,437 THAT WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT? 171 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:19,773 WHAT COULD BE HAPPENING ON THE MOON? 172 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,776 THE MOON IS A LONELY, DESOLATE POST. 173 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,745 NATURALLY, CERTAIN DIFFICULTIES ARISE 174 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:26,246 WHEN MEN ARE SUBJECTED 175 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:27,715 TO THOSE KINDS OF STRESSES. 176 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,750 Man: WHAT STRESSES? 177 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:32,052 PERSONALITY DISARRANGEMENT, 178 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,453 DEEP DEPRESSIONS, 179 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:34,488 THE SORT OF FRICTION 180 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:35,589 WHICH NATURALLY DEVELOPS 181 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,424 BETWEEN 2 MEN WHO HAVE NOTHING 182 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:38,492 BUT EACH OTHER FOR COMPANY 183 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,093 FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR. 184 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,929 TO BE QUITE FRANK, 185 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:44,297 THE 2 MEN WE HAVE UP THERE NOW 186 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,534 HAVE TRIED TO... 187 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,335 HAVE TRIED TO DO AWAY WITH EACH OTHER 188 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:51,705 3 TIMES IN THE LAST 4 MONTHS. 189 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,907 WHERE DO YOU PLAN ON FINDING A WEATHERNAUT 190 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:56,009 WHO'S GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH AND MARRY 191 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,044 A FEMALE ASTRONOMER? 192 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:59,412 IT SO HAPPENS THAT WE HAVE ALREADY FOUND 193 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,681 JUST SUCH A COUPLE. 194 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:02,315 AT ABOUT THE SAME TIME 195 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:03,517 AS OUR DECISION WAS MADE, 196 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:06,019 IT CAME TO OUR NOTICE THAT A YOUNG WEATHERNAUT 197 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,821 HAD FALLEN IN LOVE WITH ONE OF OUR GIRLS 198 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,657 FROM THE NATIONAL SPACE AGENCY. 199 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,358 THEY HAVE JUST RETURNED 200 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:14,227 FROM A BLISSFUL 3-WEEKS HONEYMOON. 201 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:15,529 DO WE GET THEIR NAMES? 202 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:17,230 YOU'LL GET BETTER THAN THAT. 203 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:18,498 AT THIS TIME, 204 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:20,868 I PLAN TO INTRODUCE YOU TO-- 205 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:27,775 [AUDIENCE MURMURING] 206 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:32,680 AS I WAS SAYING, 207 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,616 AT THIS TIME, WE PLAN-- 208 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:37,551 [MOUTHING WORDS] 209 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,687 [AUDIENCE MURMURING] 210 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,056 FORGIVE ME ONE MOMENT. 211 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:46,293 WHAT IS IT, PONSONBY? 212 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,294 IT'S TERRIBLE. 213 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,295 WHAT'S TERRIBLE? 214 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,529 YES, SIR. 215 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:51,498 THAT ENDS THE PRESS CONFERENCE FOR TODAY. 216 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:52,432 PONSONBY! [BUTTON BEEPS] 217 00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:53,634 YES, SIR? 218 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:55,335 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE UP TO? 219 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,304 I'M AFRAID THE FERTILIZER 220 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,839 HAS HIT THE VENTILATOR, SIR. 221 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,540 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 222 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:02,542 THE NEWLYWEDS! 223 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:03,877 YOU'RE IN FOR A TERRIBLE SHOCK. 224 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:04,845 [CRASHING] 225 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:07,247 Woman: TED, YOU OVERGROWN PIPSQUEAK, YOU! 226 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:08,649 Man: PLEASE, LISTEN. 227 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:11,051 NO, YOU LISTEN! 228 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:12,285 NO! NO! NOT THAT! 229 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,320 PUT IT DOWN, DEAR. 230 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,689 GIVE IT TO ME. THERE. HA HA. 231 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,457 GOOD HEAVENS, WHAT IS THIS? 232 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:19,627 OUR FIRST LITTLE LOVERS' QUARREL? 233 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:20,761 WE CAN'T HAVE THAT. 234 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:21,929 IT'S MUCH TOO EARLY IN THE DAY. 235 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,230 Ponsonby: THE WHOLE THING'S 236 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,732 BLOWN UP IN OUR FACES, SIR. 237 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,433 SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO THE MOON. 238 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:27,534 TO THE MOON? 239 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:29,236 MR. QUONSET, I WOULDN'T GO 240 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:30,170 TO THE CORNER DRUG STORE 241 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,005 WITH THAT MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A MAN. 242 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:32,906 WHAT'S WRONG? 243 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,642 DID SOMETHING HAPPEN ON THE HONEYMOON? 244 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,043 DID SOMETHING HAPPEN? 245 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,846 WELL, WE SAW A LOT OF DAYTIME TELEVISION, 246 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,180 AND WE WENT TO THE SALTWATER PLUNGE 247 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,214 EVERY AFTERNOON. 248 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,783 IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP... 249 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,685 OH, YES, AND HE WAS ON THE PHONE TO HIS MOTHER 250 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:45,986 AT LEAST 2 OR 3 TIMES A DAY. 251 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,121 WHAT'S WRONG WITH CALLING MY MOTHER? 252 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,590 I KNOW HER A LOT BETTER THAN I KNOW YOU. 253 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:52,292 WHAT WERE YOU CALLING HER FOR? 254 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,393 INSTRUCTIONS? 255 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,394 NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME-- 256 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:55,395 NOW, NOW, NOW, CHILDREN. 257 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:56,363 I EXPECT YOU'RE BOTH OF YOU 258 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,965 A LITTLE BIT OVERTIRED. 259 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,633 FROM WHAT? 260 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,468 WELL, NOBODY'S HONEYMOON 261 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:02,602 GOES SMOOTHLY, YOU KNOW. 262 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:03,637 GOOD HEAVENS. 263 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:04,705 I WOULDN'T GO THROUGH 264 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:05,739 MY HONEYMOON AGAIN 265 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,608 WITH MRS. QUONSET FOR... 266 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,077 YOU'LL SOON WARM TO EACH OTHER 267 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:10,944 ON THE MOON. 268 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,480 YOU'VE GOT A WHOLE YEAR TOGETHER. 269 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:14,982 FORGET IT. 270 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,316 FORGET IT? MY DEAR CHILD, 271 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:17,284 YOU'RE DUE TO LIFT OFF 272 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,518 IN UNDER 3 DAYS. 273 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:21,154 I'M LIFTING OFF RIGHT NOW! 274 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,055 OH! 275 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,191 WHAT A GIRL. WHAT AN AWFUL GIRL. 276 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:25,492 MY MOTHER SAID, RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING-- 277 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:26,559 NEVER MIND WHAT 278 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,195 YOUR LOUSY MOTHER SAID. 279 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,262 GO AFTER HER. 280 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,630 GO AFTER HER? 281 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:33,834 I NEVER WANNA SEE HER AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE. 282 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,135 DO YOU REALIZE THE POSITION 283 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,269 YOU'RE PUTTING THIS COUNTRY IN, 284 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:37,370 YOU IDIOT? 285 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,673 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN SOME OF THE THINGS SHE DID. 286 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,175 AND HEARD SOME OF THE THINGS SHE WANTED TO DO. 287 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,945 DO YOU THINK THOSE POOR, HALF-CRAZED MUTTS 288 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,446 STUMBLING AROUND ON THE MOON 289 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,748 CARE WHAT YOUR WIFE DID 290 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,616 ON YOUR PIDDLING LITTLE HONEYMOON? 291 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,518 THEY ARE DUE TO BE RELIEVED IN 6 DAYS, 292 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:52,753 AND I WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE 293 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,788 IF THEY HAVE TO WAIT A MOMENT LONGER. 294 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,324 WELL, I CERTAINLY CAN SEE YOUR PREDICAMENT, SIR-- 295 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,625 THIS ISN'T A PREDICAMENT! 296 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,560 THIS IS A NATIONAL DISASTER, YOU BUNGLER! 297 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:01,594 WE HAVEN'T ANOTHER 298 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,964 TRAINED MARRIED COUPLE AVAILABLE! 299 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:06,099 WELL, UH, MOTHER HAD AN AWFULLY GOOD SUGGESTION 300 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,100 WHEN I-- 301 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,235 GET OUT! 302 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,103 TAKE YOUR MOTHER AND-- 303 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,639 GET OUT. 304 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,007 YES, SIR. 305 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:16,643 SIR-- 306 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:17,945 AAH! GET OUT! 307 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,515 WELL... 308 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,551 WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 309 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:27,487 MY NECK IS OUT 10 MILES ON THIS THING. 310 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:28,856 MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE LISTENED 311 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,024 TO THAT ADVICE OF HIS MOTHER'S, SIR. 312 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:34,561 DON'T YOU TRY AND BE FUNNY, PONSONBY. 313 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,730 ON THE TOP OF EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED, 314 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:40,233 DON'T YOU TRY AND BE FUNNY. 315 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,835 WELL? 316 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,437 WHO'S NEXT ON THE LIST TO GO? 317 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,248 WHO'S ROBERTSON'S BACKUP? 318 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,150 MATTEMORE. 319 00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,219 WHO? 320 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,587 MATTEMORE. 321 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,722 PETER MATTEMORE. 322 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:05,092 IS HE STILL AROUND? 323 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,426 YES, SIR. 324 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,461 AND HE'S NEXT IN LINE? 325 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,800 WELL, 326 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,134 WHERE IS HE? 327 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:17,404 WELL, HE'S AT THE CENTRIFUGE TODAY. 328 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,806 WELL, GET HIM OUT OF THERE. 329 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,607 YES, SIR. 330 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:23,210 UH, THE BUTTON, SIR, PLEASE. 331 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,111 [BUTTON BEEPS] 332 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:27,080 GET HIM INTO MY OFFICE RIGHT AWAY! 333 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,215 YES, SIR. 334 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,452 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 335 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,991 [GROANING] 336 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,901 [GROANING] 337 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,870 PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, MATTEMORE. 338 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,072 [GROANING] 339 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,082 OH, MATTEMORE, THIS WAY. 340 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,153 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 341 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,154 HELLO? 342 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,090 Man on Telephone: HELLO. MR. QUONSET? 343 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,257 [MATTEMORE GROANING] 344 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,558 HELLO? 345 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,593 HELLO? 346 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,627 LATE. 347 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,496 [GROANING] 348 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:50,497 WHAT'S GOING ON? 349 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:51,731 I DON'T KNOW, I-- 350 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,000 I GOT HIM OUT OF THE CENTRIFUGE, 351 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,335 AND--AND THERE IT WAS. 352 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,304 [GROANING] 353 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,175 DOES THAT THING 354 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,743 ALWAYS AFFECT YOU LIKE THIS? 355 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:04,811 NO. 356 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,046 O-ONLY WHEN IT TURNS. 357 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,380 ONLY...WHEN IT... 358 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:10,250 WELL, THE WAY RUMORS FLY AROUND HERE, 359 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,652 NO DOUBT YOU HEARD THE BAD NEWS. 360 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,821 OH. OH, YOU MEAN ABOUT THE COUPLE 361 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:15,889 NOT GOING TO THE MOON? 362 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,124 OH, Y-YES, SIR. I DID HEARD. 363 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,658 AND SINCE YOU'RE THE BACKUP MAN, 364 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:19,692 YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE NEXT 365 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,494 TO LEAVE FOR THE MOON ON THURSDAY. 366 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,462 [DROPS HELMET] 367 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,031 ME?! 368 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,233 YES, YOU, MATTEMORE. AND THIS TIME, 369 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,701 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO WEASEL OUT OF IT. 370 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:29,769 OH, WELL--WELL, 371 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,304 I NEVER WEASELED OUT OF IT, SIR-- 372 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,673 MATTEMORE, YOU'VE BEEN IN TRAINING NOW 373 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:34,674 FOR 11 YEARS. 374 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:35,909 EACH TIME YOUR NAME 375 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,444 CAME UP TO THE TOP OF THE LIST, 376 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:38,278 YOU HAVE DONE EVERYTHING 377 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,013 SHORT OF TURNING YOURSELF INSIDE OUT 378 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,848 TO KEEP YOURSELF FROM GOING. 379 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,583 WELL, I WOULDN'T EXACTLY-- 380 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:44,717 MEANWHILE, MATTEMORE, 381 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:45,852 YOU HAVE BEEN USING YOUR POSITION 382 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,021 AS A WEATHERNAUT TO CASH IN 383 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,390 ON THE WOMEN'S CLUB LECTURE CIRCUIT. 384 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,791 WELL, I WOULDN'T EXACTLY SAY CASH IN. 385 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,026 I MADE A COUPLE-- 386 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,295 WELL, THAT'S ALL BEHIND YOU NOW, MATTEMORE. 387 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,764 BUT...DON'T YOU WANT ME TO LIGHT THIS FOR YOU, SIR? 388 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,232 I DON'T SMOKE. 389 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,302 OH. WELL, I THINK THAT, UH-- 390 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:05,505 YOU'RE GOING TO THE MOON IN 3 DAYS. 391 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,739 WELL, WELL, SIR, PLEASE, 392 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,808 IF I MAY JUST POINT OUT, YOU KNOW, 393 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,311 I AM THE OLDEST WEATHERNAUT HERE NOW. 394 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,879 YOU WERE THE OLDEST WEATHERNAUT 395 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,081 WHEN YOU STARTED YOUR TRAINING. 396 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,949 OH, YES, SO I WAS. 397 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,250 BUT, WELL, YOU SEE, 398 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,885 I HAD PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND, 399 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,053 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THEM. 400 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,722 I WAS GOING PADDLE BOARDING AT LAKE OKEFENOKEE 401 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,324 WITH STELLA MARY OGLEMEYER-- 402 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,626 HERE, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT DOES TO YOUR PLANS. 403 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:27,894 CANCELS THEM. 404 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,730 CANCELS STELLA MARY OGLEMEYER? 405 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,365 WHY, WE'RE AS GOOD AS ENGAGED, SIR! 406 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,067 YOU'RE LEAVING FOR THE MOON, MATTEMORE. 407 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,969 AND THAT'S THAT. 408 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,537 STELLA MARY OGLEMEYER? 409 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,538 YES, SIR. 410 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,376 MATTEMORE, HOW MANY GIRLS DO YOU KNOW 411 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,678 WHO HAVE THE NECESSARY SPACE TRAINING 412 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,147 AND A GRADUATE DEGREE 413 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:49,849 IN GEOLOGY AND ASTRONOMY? 414 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,351 OH, WELL, THE ONLY GIRLS I KNOW, SIR, 415 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,453 DIDN'T EVEN FINISH HIGH SCHOOL. WHY? 416 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,388 YOU HAVE EXACTLY 3 DAYS, MATTEMORE, 417 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,557 TO FIND A GIRL WITH THOSE QUALIFICATIONS 418 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,758 AND MARRY HER. 419 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,393 3 DAYS? 420 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,761 3 DAYS. 421 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,063 3 DAYS. 422 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,964 SIR, I DON'T BELIEVE THERE ARE 10 GIRLS 423 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,099 IN THE ENTIRE WORLD 424 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,367 THAT MEET THOSE QUALIFICATIONS. 425 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:08,868 IT SO HAPPENS THAT WE HAVE 3 OF THEM 426 00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,138 AT THE SPACE AGENCY RIGHT NOW. 427 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,739 PONSONBY HAS DONE A RUNDOWN ON THEM, 428 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:13,706 HAVEN'T YOU, PONSONBY? 429 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:14,974 YES, SIR. 430 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,043 RIGHT HERE, SIR. I'VE-- 431 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,410 I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT. 432 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,311 HERE WE ARE. 433 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,679 HERE ARE SOME OF THE PICTURES OF THEM 434 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,214 I MANAGED TO GET HOLD OF. 435 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,183 YES. 436 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,085 THIS IS MARY JANE SAUNDERS. 437 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,120 HEY, SHE'S NOT BAD. 438 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,721 UNFORTUNATELY, SHE'S ALREADY MARRIED. 439 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,425 MISS ESTHER DAVENPORT, 440 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,027 34, UNMARRIED. 441 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,128 FIGURES. 442 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,829 SHE'S QUALIFIED IN EVERY WAY. 443 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:39,332 COULD WE GO ON? 444 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,467 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HER? 445 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,368 OH, NOTHING AT ALL. 446 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,170 AT LEAST, NOTHING THAT I KNOW OF. 447 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,072 EILEEN FORBES. IT IS BETWEEN THIS ONE, 448 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,273 AND NUMBER 2. 449 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,310 WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THIS ONE. 450 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,611 GET ONTO THIS RIGHT AWAY. 451 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,613 I WANT MISS FORBES IN MY OFFICE AT 4:30. 452 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,614 YES, SIR. 453 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:56,849 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING 454 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,017 ABOUT HER REALLY. 455 00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,352 WELL, WHAT IS THERE TO KNOW? 456 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,553 SHE'S A GIRL, AND YOU PICKED HER OUT, 457 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,688 DIDN'T YOU? 458 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,223 UH, YES, SIR, I DID. 459 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,657 BUT, UH, WHAT I MEAN IS, 460 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:05,992 THAT IS, UH... 461 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,827 I DON'T KNOW THAT SHE'D LIKE ME. 462 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,997 WELL, YOU'VE GOT 3 DAYS TO MAKE HER CHANGE HER MIND. 463 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,465 THAT SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM 464 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,034 FOR A MAN WITH YOUR REPUTATION. 465 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,870 REPUTATION? 466 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,106 WHAT REPUTATION? 467 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,174 DON'T BE COY, MATTEMORE. 468 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,176 YOU HAVE A ROTTEN REPUTATION WITH WOMEN. 469 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,011 EVERYONE ON THE BASE IS ALWAYS SAYING 470 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,147 WHAT A ROTTEN REPUTATION YOU HAVE. 471 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,081 WELL, THAT MIGHT BE SO, SIR, 472 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,282 BUT IN ACTUALITY-- 473 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:32,085 THE COUNTRY IS DEPENDING ON YOU, MATTEMORE. 474 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:36,289 WELL, I MEAN, WHAT ELSE CAN THE COUNTRY DO? 475 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,225 WE'RE STUCK WITH YOU, AREN'T WE? 476 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,196 ARE YOU SURE? 477 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,165 I MEAN, ARE YOU GENTLEMEN SURE 478 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,433 THAT YOU HAVE THE RIGHT GIRL? 479 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,835 I DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS MAN. 480 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,303 I KNOW THAT, MISS FORBES. 481 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,105 BUT DUE TO THE NATURE OF THE EMERGENCY-- 482 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,173 I'M WELL AWARE OF 483 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,108 THE EMERGENCY, MR. QUONSET. 484 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,576 AND AS MUCH AS I'D APPRECIATE 485 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,478 THE SCIENTIFIC OPPORTUNITY INVOLVED 486 00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,447 IN SPENDING A YEAR ON THE MOON, 487 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,616 THE IDEA OF MARRYING A COMPLETE STRANGER... 488 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,919 UH, OH, YES. I THINK SHE'S RIGHT, SIR. 489 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,855 I MEAN, IT'S THE MARRIAGE BUSINESS 490 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,723 THAT'S FOULING UP EVERYTHING. 491 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,992 I MEAN, MISS FORBES AND I ARE JUST SCIENTISTS 492 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,761 OFF FOR A YEAR'S SCIENTIFIC EXPEDITION. 493 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:18,731 AND WHY CLUTTER IT WITH A LOT OF MARRIAGE TALK? 494 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,133 THAT'S NOT EXACTLY 495 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,601 WHAT I HAD IN MIND EITHER. 496 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:22,635 MATTEMORE! 497 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,205 YOU SEEM TO FORGET THAT UNLIKE THE RUSSIANS 498 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,106 WE'RE A VERY RELIGIOUS NATION. 499 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,908 THE COUNTRY WOULD NEVER STAND FOR 500 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,943 A LOT UNLICENSED, SLAP AND GRAPPLE 501 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,945 SMACKEY-MOUTH ON THE MOON. 502 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,781 IT IS NOT THE IDEA 503 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,082 OF MARRIAGE I OBJECT TO. 504 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,083 OH, GOOD. 505 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,185 IT IS THE IDEA 506 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,286 OF BEING FORCED INTO IT 507 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,987 WITH SOMEONE I DON'T EVEN KNOW! 508 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,923 IT'S A LITTLE CUT AND DRIED FOR ME. 509 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,625 AS IF I'D BEEN SELECTED FROM 510 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:48,195 A PICTURE IN SOME BREEDERS' GUIDE. 511 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,564 BY THE WAY, 512 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,234 HOW DID I HAPPEN TO BE CHOSEN? 513 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,303 OH, WELL, I, UH, 514 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,438 I JUST HAPPENED TO SEE YOUR PICTURE AND I-- 515 00:18:58,505 --> 00:18:59,706 YOU KNOW, FROM THAT MOMENT ON, 516 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,608 HE WAS A CHANGED MAN! 517 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,110 HE KEPT RUNNING AROUND, YELLING, THIS IS THE GIRL 518 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,412 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ALL MY LIFE! 519 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,146 I HAVE TO GO TO THE MOON WITH HER! 520 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:08,415 I JUST HAVE TO! 521 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,482 ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WERE 522 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,284 RUNNING AROUND YELLING, MATTEMORE? 523 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,186 WELL, THAT MAY NOT BE EXACTLY-- 524 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,921 THOSE WERE YOUR EXACT WORDS! 525 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,356 I REMEMBER THEM VERY WELL. 526 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,124 YES, THEY WERE... MY WORDS. 527 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,826 THIS IS REALLY VERY FLATTERING, 528 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:20,993 GENTLEMEN, BUT, UH, 529 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,128 WHEN THE MAGIC MOMENT 530 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,396 FINALLY COMES, FOR ME, 531 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,464 IT'LL BE WITH A MAN 532 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:25,732 I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH. 533 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,301 YES, BUT WE HAVEN'T TIME FOR ALL THAT NONSENSE. 534 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,637 YOU SEE, THE MOON IS IN EXACTLY THE RIGHT POSITION 535 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:31,838 3 DAYS FROM NOW. 536 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,139 AND LIFT-OFF IS SCHEDULED 537 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,608 FOR PRECISELY 0500 HOURS 538 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,743 THAT MORNING. 539 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,110 I, ON THE OTHER HAND, 540 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,879 WILL NOT BE IN EXACTLY THE RIGHT POSITION 541 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:42,014 AT 0500 HOURS THAT MORNING. 542 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:43,683 IF ONLY I COULD GET ACROSS TO YOU 543 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,253 HOW DESPERATE THIS EMERGENCY REALLY IS. 544 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,820 PONSONBY! 545 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,088 [CLANG] 546 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,823 I'M...SORRY... 547 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,091 PONSONBY! 548 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,394 [CRASHING] 549 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:56,963 PONSONBY-- 550 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,431 SORRY, SIR. THE LAMP. 551 00:19:58,498 --> 00:19:59,566 OH, NEVER MIND THE LAMP. 552 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,133 LET ME KNOW AS SOON AS WE START GETTING 553 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,635 OUR AFTERNOON WEATHER REPORTS FROM THE MOON. 554 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,803 WE'RE GETTING THEM RIGHT NOW, SIR. 555 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,071 FINE. 556 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,406 I WOULDN'T ADVISE THAT, SIR. 557 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,974 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, PONSONBY. 558 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,442 BUT THINGS HAVE DETERIORATED 559 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,477 EVEN SINCE YESTERDAY. 560 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,413 I SAID, THAT WAS ALL RIGHT, PONSONBY. 561 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:17,149 Man: UHH... I HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF THIS, HOFFMAN. 562 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,952 SHUT UP! I'M WARNING YOU! 563 00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,254 SHUT UP! 564 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,889 SCHMIDLAPP. 565 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,457 SCHMIDLAPP! 566 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:27,059 THIS IS MR. QUONSET FROM CAPE KENNEDY. 567 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:29,696 YOU DOPE, QUONSET. 568 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:30,730 SHUT UP! 569 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:34,601 JUST KEEP YOUR BIG, FAT, UGLY MOUTH SHUT! 570 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,102 BLAH! UH! 571 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,604 Hoffman: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 572 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,439 I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR WEEKS. 573 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:43,009 I-I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! 574 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,277 EASY, BOY, THERE. 575 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,312 [HOFFMAN WEEPING] 576 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,113 HOUR AFTER HOUR, 577 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,582 DAY AFTER DAY, WEEK AFTER WEEK. 578 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,384 PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, MAN! 579 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,252 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TEETH? 580 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,487 WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO 'EM? 581 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,022 SCHMIDLAPP KNOCKED 'EM OUT. 582 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,624 I-I SAID, GOOD MORNING TO HIM, 583 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,792 AND HE KNOCKED MY TEETH OUT. 584 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,127 WHERE IS HE NOW? 585 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:03,129 RIGHT WHERE HE ALWAYS IS. 586 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:06,232 HE'S SITTING OVER THERE, STARING AT ME. 587 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:07,400 [WEEPING] 588 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,235 I CAN'T STAND HIS HORRIBLE 589 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,304 DEAD EYES ANY LONGER. 590 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,706 NOW LISTEN TO ME. NEVER MIND ABOUT SCHMIDLAPP. 591 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,509 YOU'RE DUE TO BE RELIEVED IN A FEW DAYS. 592 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,978 I'LL NEVER LAST THAT LONG. 593 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,647 SAD, ISN'T IT? 594 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:24,351 AND THOSE HORRIBLE, BURNING EYES OF HIS. 595 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,786 HANG ON, MAN! HANG ON! 596 00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,921 IT'S NEARLY OVER NOW. 597 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,890 [BLUBBERING] 598 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:41,634 I DON'T THINK THIS IS FAIR, MR. QUONSET. 599 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,269 YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE THIS ALL SEEM 600 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,237 AS IF IT WERE MY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY. 601 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,673 WELL, ISN'T IT, IN A WAY? 602 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,675 NO! YOU PICKED MY PICTURE OUT OF SOME FILE 603 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:50,510 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I'M RESPONSIBLE 604 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:52,512 FOR THE WHOLE MOON PROJECT. 605 00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:56,282 EVEN IF MR. MATTEMORE'S SANITY IS AT STAKE, 606 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:57,717 I RESENT BEING ASKED TO GO UP THERE 607 00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:00,520 FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF HIS MASCULINE NEEDS. 608 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:01,621 Mr. Quonset: THAT'S NOT TRUE. 609 00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:03,022 YOU'RE BEING SENT UP THERE 610 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:05,124 AS PART OF A SCIENTIFIC TEAM. 611 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,326 SCIENTIFIC TEAM. HA! 612 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,396 THE ONLY REASON I'M BEING ASKED TO GO UP THERE 613 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:10,730 IS BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO BE BUILT 614 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,465 A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY THAN MR. MATTEMORE. 615 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:13,666 IT WORKS BETTER THAT WAY. 616 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,668 ANY GIRL WOULD SERVE THE PURPOSE. 617 00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:18,405 HOLD IT A MINUTE. 618 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:21,608 I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO SAY 2 WORDS. 619 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,443 NOW HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME 620 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,244 IF YOU GOT TO KNOW ME A LITTLE BETTER? 621 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:26,813 I DIDN'T SAY I DIDN'T LIKE YOU. 622 00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:28,548 AND HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN 623 00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:31,050 IN A BARREN, COLD OFFICE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT? 624 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:33,052 I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE DINNER TOGETHER TONIGHT. 625 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,153 I DON'T SEE ANY REASON-- 626 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,688 MISS FORBES, I AM NOT SUGGESTING 627 00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:37,457 ANY WILD WEEKEND IN THE MOUNTAINS. 628 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:38,525 I AM ONLY SAYING THAT 629 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:39,859 WE SHOULD HAVE DINNER TOGETHER. 630 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:42,361 ALL RIGHT, MR. MATTEMORE. 631 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:43,563 WE'LL HAVE DINNER. 632 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,498 I DON'T SEE HOW IT'S GONNA HELP ANYTHING, 633 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:47,233 BUT IF IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY. 634 00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:49,135 SHALL WE SAY ABOUT 9:00? 635 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,102 9:00 IS FINE. 636 00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:51,538 FINE. 637 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,509 YOU'RE DEAD, MATTEMORE. 638 00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:58,044 YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CHANCE WITH HER. 639 00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,646 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 640 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,614 I COULD TELL THE MOMENT SHE WALKED IN. 641 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:04,283 SHE CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF YOU. 642 00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:07,153 SINCE WHEN ARE YOU SUCH AN EXPERT, SIR? 643 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,555 THESE THINGS ARE CHEMICAL. 644 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,222 I HAPPEN TO BE RATHER SENSITIVE TO THEM. 645 00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:11,290 BELIEVE ME, MATTEMORE, 646 00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:12,892 I COULD FEEL HER DISLIKE FOR YOU, 647 00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:15,061 EVEN BEFORE YOU OPENED YOUR MOUTH. 648 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:16,228 I'D JUST LIKE TO KNOW 649 00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:17,497 WHERE YOU GOT THAT BIG DEAL, 650 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,298 ROTTEN REPUTATION WITH WOMEN FROM. 651 00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:21,233 I DIDN'T SAY I HAD A BIG DEAL, 652 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:22,301 ROTTEN REPUTATION WITH WOMEN. 653 00:23:22,368 --> 00:23:23,503 YOU SAID I HAD A BIG DEAL, 654 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,137 ROTTEN REPUTATION WITH WOMEN. 655 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:26,338 WELL, IF YOU TAKE MY ADVICE, 656 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,040 YOU'LL WRITE MISS FORBES OFF AS A DEAD LOSS, 657 00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,676 AND GET ON THE TELEPHONE TO THAT OTHER GIRL. 658 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,778 WHAT WAS HER NAME? ESTHER DAVENPORT. 659 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:32,945 JUST A MINUTE, MR. QUONSET, 660 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,547 I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS. 661 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:36,483 SOMETHING, BUT NOT VERY MUCH. 662 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,518 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH MISS DAVENPORT? 663 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,587 SHE FILLS ALL OUR QUALIFICATIONS. 664 00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:42,989 MAYBE SO, BUT SHE DOESN'T FILL MY QUALIFICATIONS. 665 00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:45,424 MOREOVER, SHE DOESN'T EVEN FILL HER OWN BLOUSE! 666 00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:55,134 HELLO, PETER. UHH! 667 00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:56,469 OH, HI, FERN. 668 00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:58,638 HEY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A DATE 669 00:23:58,705 --> 00:23:59,839 WITH STELLA MARY TONIGHT. 670 00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:01,541 NO, I DON'T HAVE A DATE WITH STELLA MARY. 671 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:02,875 I HAVE A DATE WITH THAT YOUNG LADY RIGHT THERE. 672 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,210 WELL, STELLA MARY DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT-- 673 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,645 LOOK, KNOCK IT OFF, FERN. 674 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:07,980 JUST PARK THE CAR, HONEY. 675 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:21,594 HELLO, RUBY PEARL. 676 00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:23,229 HI, I THOUGHT YOU HAD A DATE 677 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,196 WITH STELLA MARY TONIGHT. 678 00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:25,264 COOL IT, COOL IT. 679 00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:26,966 JUST CHECK THE HAT, AND COOL IT. 680 00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:27,967 [CHUCKLES] 681 00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:30,169 HERE WE GO, DEAR. 682 00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:31,604 BON SOIR, MONSIEUR MATTEMORE. 683 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:32,605 BON SOIR, MADEMOISELLE. 684 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:33,606 BRECKINRIDGE, HOW ARE YOU? 685 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:34,907 HA HA, MONSIEUR MATTEMORE, 686 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,176 I WONDER IF I COULD SPEAK TO YOU FOR JUST A MOMENT? 687 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:38,745 WELL, YES, OF COURSE. 688 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,112 PARDON, MADEMOISELLE. 689 00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:41,548 EXCUSE US A MOMENT. 690 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:44,483 SAY, PETE, THERE HAS BEEN A MISTAKE MADE. 691 00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:45,785 A MISTAKE? WHAT MISTAKE? 692 00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:47,720 WELL, WE HAVE YOU DOWN HERE FOR A SPECIAL TABLE, 693 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:49,388 FRENCH CHAMPAGNE, RUSSIAN CAVIAR, 694 00:24:49,455 --> 00:24:50,657 AN ORCHID ON THE TABLE, 695 00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:53,425 VIOLINISTS AT THE APPROPRIATE TIME... 696 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:54,694 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 697 00:24:54,761 --> 00:24:57,396 YOU? YOU NEVER SPENT OVER $1.35 698 00:24:57,463 --> 00:24:58,565 ON A GIRL BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE. 699 00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:01,233 WELL, I'M GONNA SPEND MORE TONIGHT. 700 00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:02,434 I'M SORRY, DEAR. 701 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,536 THERE WAS A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH THE TABLE. 702 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:04,804 WELL, MADEMOISELLE, MONSIEUR. 703 00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:06,673 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 704 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:07,640 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU HAD A DATE WITH-- 705 00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:09,375 YOU THOUGHT, BUT I DON'T. 706 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:10,643 WELL, SHE THINKS YOU DO. 707 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:12,111 SHH! YEAH, WELL, I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE THINKS, 708 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:13,212 I DON'T. 709 00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:14,146 EXCUSE ME. 710 00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,488 WELL, MR. MATTEMORE, 711 00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:24,356 NOTHING THAT COULD TURN A GIRL'S HEAD 712 00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:26,125 SEEMS TO BE OVERLOOKED. 713 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,661 WELL, I-I-I DIDN'T WANT FOR IT TO APPEAR 714 00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:30,429 TO BE PREARRANGED, IT'S JUST THAT YOU WANT-- 715 00:25:30,496 --> 00:25:31,731 OH, DON'T APOLOGIZE. 716 00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:34,433 I KNOW WITH THE LIMITED TIME SCHEDULE YOU HAVE, 717 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,102 YOU HAVE TO PLAN EVERYTHING RIGHT DOWN 718 00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:37,236 TO THE LAST SECOND. 719 00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:39,071 I KNEW YOU'D APPRECIATE THAT. 720 00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:41,941 NOW, WHAT'S THE EXACT TIME WE HAVE SET ASIDE 721 00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:44,644 FOR OUR FIRST TREMULOUS KISS? 722 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:08,167 YOU GONNA MAKE THIS YOUR LIFE'S WORK? 723 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:09,101 OH, PARDON, MONSIEUR. 724 00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,469 WOULD YOU MIND POURING THE CHAMPAGNE, PLEASE? 725 00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:11,704 OH, I'M SORRY-- 726 00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:13,773 I MEAN, I--I'M CERTAIN YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW 727 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,975 WHAT WILL, IN THE END RESULT, PREVAIL BETWEEN 728 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:17,710 THE LADY AND I, BUT I HAVEN'T FOUND OUT YET, 729 00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:19,145 SO, AS SOON AS I KNOW, I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 730 00:26:19,211 --> 00:26:19,979 PARDON MOI. 731 00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:21,180 THAT'S PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT. 732 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:23,249 MERCI. THANK YOU. 733 00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:26,485 AHEM...SORRY. UM... 734 00:26:26,552 --> 00:26:29,488 OH, YES, I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT, UH... 735 00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:31,891 UH...I REALIZE THIS AFTERNOON, 736 00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:33,993 YOU WERE TERRIBLY UPSET AT THE FACT THAT WE REALLY 737 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:35,494 DIDN'T KNOW EACH OTHER VERY WELL. 738 00:26:35,561 --> 00:26:36,696 MM-HMM? 739 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:39,598 WELL, I, UH, TOOK IT UPON MYSELF TO, UH, 740 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:40,900 GET THIS BIOGRAPHY THAT I MADE OUT 741 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:42,434 WHEN I JOINED THE SERVICE. 742 00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:44,436 IT'S A STANDARD FORM. 743 00:26:44,503 --> 00:26:45,905 AND I THINK IT'LL SAVE SOME TIME. 744 00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:48,040 I SUPPOSE YOU'VE FILLED ONE OUT, TOO. 745 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,508 YES. 746 00:26:49,575 --> 00:26:50,710 I JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN TO THINK 747 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:51,944 TO BRING IT ALONG WITH ME. 748 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:53,212 [BOTH LAUGH] 749 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,751 HMM. VERY INTERESTING. 750 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:03,790 NAME, ADDRESS, AGE, WEIGHT. 751 00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:05,624 UH, I MIGHT ADD, THIS WAS MADE OUT 752 00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:10,129 11 YEARS AGO. I GREW AN INCH TALLER SINCE THEN. 753 00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:13,666 WELL, IT'S ALL THERE. 754 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:15,768 YEAH, WELL--NOT ALL, OF COURSE. 755 00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:17,569 OH, EVERYTHING A GIRL CONTEMPLATING 756 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,471 MARRIAGE SHOULD KNOW, THOUGH. 757 00:27:19,538 --> 00:27:21,540 EXCEPT ABOUT THAT SEEDY REPUTATION 758 00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:23,042 YOU SEEM TO HAVE. 759 00:27:23,109 --> 00:27:26,078 SEEDY REPUTATION? WHAT SEEDY REPUTA-- 760 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:27,546 HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO QUONSET? 761 00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:30,249 YES. HE CALLED ME THIS AFTERNOON, 762 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:31,751 AND HE PUT IN WHAT HE OBVIOUSLY THOUGHT 763 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:32,852 WAS A PLUG FOR YOU. 764 00:27:32,919 --> 00:27:34,721 WELL, WHY DOESN'T HE KEEP 765 00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:37,623 HIS WEATHER FORECASTING NOSE OUT OF MY BUSINESS? 766 00:27:37,690 --> 00:27:39,091 THIS WHOLE THING IS ALL WRONG. 767 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:42,261 I-I THINK WE SHOULD START ALL OVER AGAIN. 768 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:45,464 I MEAN, FROM THE BEGINNING. 769 00:27:45,531 --> 00:27:46,733 DON'T YOU? 770 00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:50,636 ALL RIGHT. RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING. 771 00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:52,004 OKAY. 772 00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:53,572 ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS YOU WANT TO ASK ABOUT ME? 773 00:27:53,639 --> 00:27:55,474 MM-HMM. JUST ONE. 774 00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:56,743 WHAT'S THAT? 775 00:27:56,809 --> 00:27:57,910 WHO IS STELLA MARY? 776 00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:02,448 ST-- 777 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,684 IF, UH... 778 00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:07,720 IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, 779 00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:09,856 TH-THAT'S, UH, 780 00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:12,424 STELLA MARY, RIGHT THERE. 781 00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:16,262 UH, HI, STELLA. 782 00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:17,864 WHY, YOU MISERABLE, 783 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:22,168 NO GOOD, DATE-BREAKIN', TWO-TIMIN' PIPSQUEAK! 784 00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:24,136 [VIOLINS PLAYING] 785 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:47,693 GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING. 786 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,395 MR. QUONSET'S TALKING TO THE MOON, 787 00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:50,729 BUT YOU CAN GO RIGHT IN. 788 00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:52,598 THANK YOU. 789 00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:55,734 SCHMIDLAPP. 790 00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:57,269 SCHMIDLAPP. 791 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:01,173 HE'S A STUBBORN ONE. 792 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,110 SCHMIDLAPP, I WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME. 793 00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:07,479 I WANT YOU TO GET UP AND GO ACROSS THE ROOM 794 00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:10,049 AND UNTIE HOFFMAN. 795 00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:14,821 SCHMIDLAPP, YOU SHOULDN'T TIE HOFFMAN UP LIKE THAT. 796 00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:16,488 WHY DON'T YOU GO TAKE A FLYIN'-- 797 00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:17,589 [DING] 798 00:29:17,656 --> 00:29:18,624 NOW, LISTEN TO ME, SCHMIDLAPP. 799 00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:21,593 I'VE BEEN VERY PATIENT WITH YOU. 800 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:22,929 I NEVER SAID ANYTHING 801 00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:24,997 ABOUT THAT DISGRACEFUL BUSINESS 802 00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:26,866 OF YOUR ATTACKING THAT RUSSIAN GIRL. 803 00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:28,835 THAT COULD VERY EASILY HAVE GOT US 804 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:30,803 INTO A VERY DIFFICULT SITUATION, 805 00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:32,604 BUT I NEVER SAID A THING. 806 00:29:32,671 --> 00:29:34,006 BUT THERE IS ONE THING 807 00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:36,876 I AM NOT GOING TO STAND FOR, SCHMIDLAPP, 808 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,110 AND THAT IS THE WAY 809 00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:40,646 YOU TIE UP HOFFMAN ALL THE TIME. 810 00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:42,181 [BELL DINGS] 811 00:29:42,248 --> 00:29:44,150 DO YOU HEAR ME, SCHMIDLAPP? 812 00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:48,354 YEAH, I HEAR YOU. 813 00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:49,856 LIKE I SAID BEFORE, 814 00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:51,323 [SHOUTING] WHY DON'T YOU GO TAKE A-- 815 00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:52,524 [BELL DINGS] 816 00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:55,461 SCHMIDLAPP, I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO TALK LIKE THAT. 817 00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:58,097 YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE WAY UP THERE ON THE MOON, 818 00:29:58,164 --> 00:30:01,500 I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING I CAN THREATEN YOU WITH. 819 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,772 SCHMIDLAPP. 820 00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:08,274 SCHMIDLAPP. 821 00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:12,478 [BEEP] 822 00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:13,779 TROUBLE IS... 823 00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:14,981 THAT WAY UP THERE ON THE MOON, 824 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:17,449 I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING I CAN THREATEN HIM WITH. 825 00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:20,252 WELL? 826 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:23,422 I HEAR YOU STRUCK OUT AGAIN LAST NIGHT. 827 00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:24,523 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 828 00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:27,793 I MAKE IT MY BUSINESS TO KNOW THESE THINGS. 829 00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,761 SHE WALKED OUT ON YOU IN THE RESTAURANT, 830 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,797 AND LATER, WHEN YOU WENT UP TO HER APARTMENT, 831 00:30:31,864 --> 00:30:32,831 SHE WOULDN'T LET YOU IN. 832 00:30:32,899 --> 00:30:34,300 WELL, THERE WAS 833 00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:36,702 JUST A CHAIN OF UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES-- 834 00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:38,470 OH, KNOCK IT OFF, MATTEMORE. 835 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:40,039 YOU'RE DEAD WITH THAT GIRL AND YOU KNOW IT. 836 00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:41,473 SHE HATES YOUR GUTS. 837 00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:43,109 [CLICK] 838 00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,276 LET ME KNOW WHEN MISS DAVENPORT GETS HERE, 839 00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:45,244 WILL YOU? 840 00:30:45,311 --> 00:30:46,312 Woman, on phone: OH, SHE'S HERE NOW, SIR. 841 00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:47,413 SHE IS? 842 00:30:47,479 --> 00:30:48,614 OH, WELL, SEND HER IN. 843 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,648 MISS WHO? 844 00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:50,749 NOW, DON'T START THAT. 845 00:30:50,816 --> 00:30:51,683 YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY MORE TIME. 846 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:52,952 LET'S JUST PRAY 847 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:55,087 YOU DO A LITTLE BIT BETTER WITH MISS DAVENPORT 848 00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:56,522 THAN YOU DID WITH MISS FORBES. 849 00:30:56,588 --> 00:30:58,324 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WEATHER BUREAU'S DOING 850 00:30:58,390 --> 00:31:00,826 IN THIS BUSINESS OF FINDING GIRLS FOR YOU, ANYWAY. 851 00:31:00,893 --> 00:31:02,594 Pete: WELL, IT CERTAINLY WASN'T MY ID-- 852 00:31:02,661 --> 00:31:04,163 AHH! 853 00:31:04,230 --> 00:31:06,598 MISS DAVENPORT, GOOD MORNING. 854 00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:07,799 MAY I INTRODUCE 855 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,868 THE CHARMING AND ATTRACTIVE MR. MATTEMORE, 856 00:31:09,936 --> 00:31:11,670 WHO, AS I TOLD YOU ON THE TELEPHONE, 857 00:31:11,737 --> 00:31:13,339 HAS BEEN SO ANXIOUS TO MEET YOU. 858 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:16,508 MISS DAVENPORT, M-MR. MATTEMORE. 859 00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:18,577 HOW DO YOU DO? OH! 860 00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:19,678 WON'T YOU SIT DOWN? 861 00:31:19,745 --> 00:31:22,481 Miss Davenport: THANK YOU. 862 00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:23,649 WELL... 863 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,784 SHALL WE GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT? 864 00:31:25,851 --> 00:31:27,853 I'VE BEEN BRIEFED ON THE WHOLE SITUATION 865 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,322 AND I UNDERSTAND ALL OF THE RAMIFICATIONS. 866 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:33,459 LET ME SAY RIGHT HERE AND NOW, 867 00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:34,526 THAT I'M READY TO GO. 868 00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:35,661 GOOD GIRL. 869 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:36,728 MATTEMORE. YES, SIR? 870 00:31:36,795 --> 00:31:38,931 WHEN IS THE MARRIAGE TO BE SCHEDULED? 871 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:40,166 WILL I HAVE A CHANCE TO VISIT 872 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:41,700 MY FAMILY IN SAN DIEGO? 873 00:31:41,767 --> 00:31:43,869 IT DOESN'T MATTER. I WON'T INSIST. 874 00:31:43,936 --> 00:31:46,738 FINE! ISN'T EVERYTHING FINE, MATTEMORE? 875 00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:48,107 WHY, YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT-- 876 00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:50,109 NO! EVERYTHING IS NOT FINE! 877 00:31:50,176 --> 00:31:52,444 MISS DAVENPORT AND I HARDLY EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER! 878 00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:53,412 KNOW EACH OTHER? 879 00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:55,547 WHAT HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 880 00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:57,449 WELL, IT'S GOT EVERYTHING TO DO WITH EVERYTHING! 881 00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:59,818 I MEAN, WE--WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING 882 00:31:59,885 --> 00:32:00,786 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH 883 00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:02,054 FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES! 884 00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:05,257 WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, MR. MATTEMORE, 885 00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:08,360 IS THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC OPPORTUNITY 886 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:11,063 THAT 2 PEOPLE HAVE EVER BEEN GIVEN. 887 00:32:11,130 --> 00:32:12,798 AND WHEN YOU GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT, 888 00:32:12,864 --> 00:32:14,633 WHAT IS MARRIAGE, ANYHOW? 889 00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:17,803 1/2 HOUR A DAY, AT MOST. 890 00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:19,005 1/2 HOUR? 891 00:32:19,071 --> 00:32:21,573 IS THAT TOO MUCH TIME OR TOO LITTLE? 892 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:24,543 EVERY DAY? 893 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:27,679 I MEAN... 894 00:32:27,746 --> 00:32:28,880 WHAT I MEAN IS, 895 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,050 WHAT ABOUT THE SPIRITUAL ASPECT OF MARRIAGE? 896 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:32,851 FOR PETE'S SAKE, MATTEMORE, 897 00:32:32,918 --> 00:32:35,287 YOU SOUND LIKE A 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL. 898 00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:36,655 ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY, MR. QUONSET-- 899 00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:37,990 MATTEMORE, THE IMPORTANT THING 900 00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:39,025 IS THAT MISS DAVENPORT 901 00:32:39,091 --> 00:32:40,159 IS READY AND WILLING 902 00:32:40,226 --> 00:32:42,361 TO GO TO THE MOON WITH YOU ON THURSDAY. 903 00:32:42,428 --> 00:32:44,330 YOU DON'T RUN ACROSS A GIRL LIKE THAT 904 00:32:44,396 --> 00:32:45,197 EVERY DAY. 905 00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:46,198 I UNDERSTAND THAT, SIR, 906 00:32:46,265 --> 00:32:47,333 BUT I'M MERELY TRYING TO-- 907 00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:50,136 MATTEMORE, FORGET THIS SPIRITUAL BUSINESS. 908 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:52,338 MRS. QUONSET AND I HAVE BEEN MARRIED 909 00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:53,772 FOR 23 YEARS, 910 00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:55,374 AND DURING THE WHOLE OF THAT TIME 911 00:32:55,441 --> 00:32:56,475 WE HAVE NEVER-- 912 00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:58,144 I REPEAT, NEVER-- 913 00:32:58,210 --> 00:33:01,047 HAD A SINGLE SOLITARY SPIRITUAL MOMENT 914 00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:02,281 BETWEEN US. 915 00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:04,716 I'M AFRAID WE'RE WASTING TIME, GENTLEMEN. 916 00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:05,584 I'LL BE EXPECTING 917 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:07,719 TO HEAR FROM YOUR OFFICE, MR. QUONSET. 918 00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:08,987 IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT ADVENTURE, 919 00:33:09,055 --> 00:33:10,222 MR. MATTEMORE. 920 00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:11,223 WELL-- 921 00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:13,759 THE GREATEST ADVENTURE THAT A MAN AND WOMAN 922 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,427 EVER EMBARKED ON. 923 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:16,595 OH! 924 00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:22,101 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A MOST UNUSUAL GIRL. 925 00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:23,369 YEAH, I WOULD CALL HER THAT, TOO. 926 00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:25,271 WELL, IT'S TRUE SHE'S NOT THE SORT OF GIRL 927 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:27,539 YOU'D FALL IN LOVE WITH AT FIRST SIGHT. 928 00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:29,007 AT FIRST SIGHT?! 929 00:33:29,075 --> 00:33:31,077 BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT SHE IS, MATTEMORE. 930 00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:32,278 SHE'S QUALIFIED, 931 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,546 SHE'S AVAILABLE FOR THE TRIP THURSDAY, 932 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:36,848 AND SHE'S A GIRL. 933 00:33:36,915 --> 00:33:38,750 IS THAT A WILD GUESS, MR. QUONSET, 934 00:33:38,817 --> 00:33:40,686 OR DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING I DON'T? 935 00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:42,354 MATTEMORE, WHY DON'T YOU 936 00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:44,356 TRY AND LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 937 00:33:44,423 --> 00:33:45,991 THIS WEDDING IS GOING TO BE 938 00:33:46,058 --> 00:33:48,094 ONE OF THE BIGGEST THINGS IN YEARS. 939 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,995 YOU'LL HAVE TELEVISION COVERAGE, 940 00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:52,164 NEWSREELS, AND WHO KNOWS? 941 00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:54,633 YOU MAY EVEN GET A TELEPHONE CALL 942 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:58,237 FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES HIMSELF. 943 00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:02,874 MR. QUONSET, 944 00:34:02,941 --> 00:34:04,943 IF YOU COULD JUST FORGET YOUR POSITION 945 00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:05,944 FOR JUST A MOMENT 946 00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:07,546 AND LEVEL WITH ME, 947 00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:09,548 WOULD YOU MARRY A GIRL LIKE THAT? 948 00:34:09,615 --> 00:34:11,917 MATTEMORE. 949 00:34:11,983 --> 00:34:13,852 I DID. 950 00:34:13,919 --> 00:34:15,854 I DID MARRY A GIRL LIKE THAT. 951 00:34:15,921 --> 00:34:18,490 YOU DID MARRY A--OH! 952 00:34:32,938 --> 00:34:34,606 HI. 953 00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:36,475 WELL, HELLO. 954 00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:38,043 I, UH, HAD NO PLACE TO GO, 955 00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:41,447 SO I THOUGHT I'D COME OVER HERE. 956 00:34:41,513 --> 00:34:42,914 NOW, THAT'S NOT THE MOST FLATTERING THING 957 00:34:42,981 --> 00:34:43,982 I'VE EVER HEARD, 958 00:34:44,049 --> 00:34:47,886 BUT I'LL SKIP IT FOR THE MOMENT. 959 00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:50,088 WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN? 960 00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:51,223 YEAH, THANK YOU. 961 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,091 I DIDN'T MEAN IT TO BE UNFLATTERING. 962 00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:58,264 WELL, HERE'S TO YOUR LAST NIGHT ON EARTH. 963 00:34:58,330 --> 00:34:59,498 I MEAN, FOR A YEAR. 964 00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:03,034 THAT'S BETTER. 965 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:05,404 YOU KNOW, IT STILL SEEMS INCREDIBLE TO ME 966 00:35:05,471 --> 00:35:06,838 THAT IN A VERY FEW HOURS, 967 00:35:06,905 --> 00:35:09,308 YOU'LL BE UP THERE... 968 00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,809 LOOKING DOWN AT US HERE. 969 00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:11,777 [GIGGLES] 970 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:15,514 YEAH, AND WONDERING WHAT YOU'LL BE DOING. 971 00:35:15,581 --> 00:35:18,817 OH, I WON'T BE DOING A THING, 972 00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:20,219 EXCEPT MAYBE KICKING MYSELF 973 00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:21,753 FOR NOT GOING ALONG. 974 00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:25,991 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S STILL NOT TOO LATE. 975 00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:28,660 I KNOW, PETER, BUT... 976 00:35:28,727 --> 00:35:29,795 I... 977 00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:31,997 IF YOU FEEL TOO STRONGLY ABOUT IT, NATURALLY-- 978 00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:34,366 I DO FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT IT. 979 00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:35,367 I'VE BEEN DYING TO GO 980 00:35:35,434 --> 00:35:36,335 EVER SINCE THE FIRST MINUTE 981 00:35:36,402 --> 00:35:40,138 WE TALKED ABOUT IT. 982 00:35:40,206 --> 00:35:41,573 ONE OF THE TROUBLES WITH LIFE, PETER, 983 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,775 IS THAT YOU'RE STUCK WITH THE WAY 984 00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:46,278 YOU'RE BROUGHT UP. 985 00:35:46,345 --> 00:35:48,013 YOU'RE TAUGHT TO LOOK AT THINGS A CERTAIN WAY, 986 00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:49,014 AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 987 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,350 THAT'S THE WAY YOU SEE IT. 988 00:35:53,319 --> 00:35:54,753 YOU KNOW, I ALMOST CALLED YOU THE OTHER NIGHT. 989 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:55,787 Peter: YOU DID? 990 00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:59,157 YEAH. I HAD AN IDEA. 991 00:35:59,225 --> 00:36:01,327 BUT I--I KNOW IT COULDN'T WORK. 992 00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:02,694 WELL, WHAT WAS IT? 993 00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:03,595 I MEAN... 994 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:04,830 WELL, IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER 995 00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:06,131 'CAUSE IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 996 00:36:06,198 --> 00:36:07,165 WELL, I'D LIKE TO KNOW, 997 00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:10,302 JUST AS A MATTER OF CONVERSATION. 998 00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:12,371 WELL, I WAS JUST THINKING. 999 00:36:12,438 --> 00:36:13,472 WHY COULDN'T WE GO AHEAD 1000 00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:14,606 WITH THE WEDDING CEREMONY 1001 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:17,776 AND SORT OF HAVE A MARRIAGE IN NAME ONLY? 1002 00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:18,710 [LAUGHS] 1003 00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:21,146 YOU MEAN LIKE AND NEVER CONSUMMATE IT? 1004 00:36:21,213 --> 00:36:22,180 YEAH. 1005 00:36:22,248 --> 00:36:23,782 [CLEARS THROAT] 1006 00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:25,584 WELL, I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND 1007 00:36:25,651 --> 00:36:28,254 WHEN THEY BEGAN THIS EXPERIMENT. 1008 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,155 YEAH, IT WOULDN'T WORK, WOULD IT? 1009 00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:31,523 HA HA! 1010 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:35,627 WELL, I COULD BE CRAZIER THAN SCHMIDLAPP IN 2 DAYS. 1011 00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:38,129 I JUST THOUGHT 1012 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,398 2 INTELLIGENT ADULT PEOPLE, 1013 00:36:39,465 --> 00:36:41,700 WELL, SURELY THEY COULD TRUST THEMSELVES. 1014 00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:43,034 OH, OH, I TRUST YOU COMPLETELY. 1015 00:36:43,101 --> 00:36:45,771 IT'S--I WOULD-- 1016 00:36:45,837 --> 00:36:47,172 IT IS A SHAME, THOUGH. 1017 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,440 OH, YES. 1018 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:49,908 YES, IT IS. IT REALLY IS A SHAME. 1019 00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:55,314 WELL, I, UH... 1020 00:36:55,381 --> 00:36:58,717 I GUESS I BETTER GET GOING. 1021 00:36:58,784 --> 00:36:59,851 YEAH. 1022 00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:11,597 GOOD-BYE. 1023 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:12,931 GOOD-BYE. 1024 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:17,068 UH, EILEEN... 1025 00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:19,104 YES? 1026 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:20,539 I WAS WONDERING, 1027 00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:23,509 WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT IF I KISSED YOU GOOD-BYE? 1028 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,279 [LAUGHS] 1029 00:37:27,346 --> 00:37:28,980 YOU'RE STILL GOING A LONG WAY. 1030 00:37:59,445 --> 00:38:01,347 [CLEARS THROAT] 1031 00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:03,482 GOOD-BYE. 1032 00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:23,034 [KNOCKING] 1033 00:38:27,105 --> 00:38:28,139 AHH! 1034 00:38:28,206 --> 00:38:29,475 I SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLY. 1035 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:30,742 I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY, 1036 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,310 BUT, PLEASE, DON'T LET ME GO UP THERE 1037 00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:33,379 WITH ESTHER DAVENPORT. 1038 00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:34,846 OH, PETER, I-- 1039 00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:36,982 I KNOW I'LL PROBABLY GO OUT OF MY MIND, 1040 00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:39,217 BUT I WOULD MUCH PREFER GOING CRAZY WITH YOU 1041 00:38:39,284 --> 00:38:40,819 THAN WITH ANYBODY ELSE I KNOW. 1042 00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:42,688 HADN'T YOU BETTER THINK IT OVER? 1043 00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:43,955 YOU KNOW, YOU SAID YOURSELF-- 1044 00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:46,224 I--I DID THINK IT OVER, AND FORGET WHAT I SAID. 1045 00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:48,059 I MEAN, YOU JUST MAKE THE CONDITIONS 1046 00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:49,795 AND I AGREE TO THEM. 1047 00:38:49,861 --> 00:38:51,930 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 1048 00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:53,198 WELL, IF YOU'RE SURE... 1049 00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:56,835 OH, YES, I'M SURE. I'M POSITIVE. OKAY? 1050 00:38:56,902 --> 00:38:57,869 OKAY. 1051 00:38:57,936 --> 00:38:58,970 ALL RIGHT. 1052 00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:01,840 WOULD YOU MIND IF I KISSED YOU GOOD-BYE AGAIN? 1053 00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:03,842 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 1054 00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:05,043 I'M GOING WITH YOU. 1055 00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:07,345 OH, YEAH. 1056 00:39:10,315 --> 00:39:11,783 I'LL SEE YOU. 1057 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:12,951 OKAY. 1058 00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:18,123 HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1059 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:19,758 I'M ON MY WAY. 1060 00:39:19,825 --> 00:39:21,326 [SIRENS WAIL] 1061 00:39:21,393 --> 00:39:23,294 [MARCHING BAND MUSIC PLAYING] 1062 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,464 [CROWD CHEERING] 1063 00:39:41,747 --> 00:39:43,314 Man: HEY, MR. MATTEMORE, 1064 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:44,349 ONE MORE, PLEASE. 1065 00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:46,618 THANK YOU. 1066 00:39:53,992 --> 00:39:55,994 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER LOUDSPEAKER] 1067 00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:06,672 [HORN BLOWS] 1068 00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:13,612 [HORN BLOWS] 1069 00:40:18,116 --> 00:40:20,418 [HORN BLOWS] 1070 00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:27,659 [HORN BLOWS] 1071 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:37,135 [APPLAUSE] 1072 00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:38,570 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE TIME IS? 1073 00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:39,638 WHERE IN THE DEVIL HAVE YOU BEEN? 1074 00:40:39,705 --> 00:40:40,806 WELL, THEY WERE JUST-- 1075 00:40:40,872 --> 00:40:41,973 THERE'S NO TIME FOR EXPLANATIONS. 1076 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,241 COME ALONG, PLEASE. 1077 00:40:43,308 --> 00:40:44,976 GET ON WITH IT. 1078 00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:48,947 [CLEARS THROAT] 1079 00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:50,181 PLEASE, HURRY. 1080 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:54,886 DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED--- 1081 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:56,321 YES, WE ONLY HAVE A MINUTE AND A HALF 1082 00:40:56,387 --> 00:40:57,689 BEFORE LIFTOFF, WE SHALL HAVE TO DO THIS 1083 00:40:57,756 --> 00:40:58,890 IN THE ELEVATOR ON THE WAY UP. 1084 00:40:58,957 --> 00:40:59,958 PLEASE... 1085 00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:01,560 COME ALONG. 1086 00:41:01,627 --> 00:41:03,361 THAT'S ALL I'M AFRAID. 1087 00:41:03,428 --> 00:41:05,931 MATTEMORE, NOT YOU! 1088 00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:08,834 [HORN BLOWS] 1089 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:09,701 [HISSING] 1090 00:41:09,768 --> 00:41:11,369 WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR NOW? 1091 00:41:11,436 --> 00:41:12,370 [CLANG] 1092 00:41:12,437 --> 00:41:13,805 OH, YES. 1093 00:41:13,872 --> 00:41:15,774 DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE-- 1094 00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:17,142 YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT 1095 00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:18,209 WITH ALL THAT IN THERE. 1096 00:41:18,276 --> 00:41:19,377 JUST CUT TO THE POINT 1097 00:41:19,444 --> 00:41:21,446 WHERE EVERYBODY AGREES TO TAKE EVERYBODY. 1098 00:41:21,513 --> 00:41:22,714 OH, YES. 1099 00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:26,952 DO YOU, PETER MATTEMORE, TAKE EILEEN FORBES 1100 00:41:27,018 --> 00:41:28,587 TO BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED WIFE? 1101 00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:29,755 [CLEARS THROAT] 1102 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,590 I DO. 1103 00:41:31,657 --> 00:41:34,225 I LEFT OUT TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH 1104 00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:35,627 TILL DEATH DO US PART. 1105 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:37,428 THAT'S THE LOVELIEST PART OF THE CEREMONY. 1106 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,897 GOOD. I HATE THAT PART. 1107 00:41:38,964 --> 00:41:39,931 CONGRATULATIONS. 1108 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,367 I HAVEN'T ASKED HER IF SHE TAKES HIM YET. 1109 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:44,570 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, SHE DOES. HA. 1110 00:41:44,636 --> 00:41:46,705 WON'T BE LEGAL, IF I DON'T ASK HER. 1111 00:41:46,772 --> 00:41:48,039 WELL, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, ASK HER. 1112 00:41:48,106 --> 00:41:49,274 WE'RE NEARLY AT THE TOP. 1113 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,342 THANK YOU. 1114 00:41:51,409 --> 00:41:53,278 UH, DEARLY BELOVED-- 1115 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:54,946 YEAH, YOU'VE SAID THAT ALREADY. 1116 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,081 I DID? YES. 1117 00:41:56,147 --> 00:41:58,817 OH. OH, EILEEN FORBES, 1118 00:41:58,884 --> 00:42:00,586 DO YOU TAKE PETER MATTEMORE 1119 00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:03,221 TO BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED HUSBAND? 1120 00:42:03,288 --> 00:42:05,090 I DO. 1121 00:42:05,156 --> 00:42:06,992 GOOD. CONGRATULATIONS. 1122 00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:09,094 HAVEN'T PRONOUNCED THEM MAN AND WIFE YET. 1123 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,829 OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, PRONOUNCE THEM. 1124 00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:13,164 WE ONLY HAVE 45 SECONDS LEFT. 1125 00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:14,165 THANK YOU. 1126 00:42:15,734 --> 00:42:19,270 I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE. 1127 00:42:19,337 --> 00:42:20,271 [SIGHS] 1128 00:42:20,338 --> 00:42:21,239 Quonset: GOOD! 1129 00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:26,511 EVERYBODY OUT. 1130 00:42:26,578 --> 00:42:28,246 A WORD OF ADVICE TO THE NEWLYWEDS-- 1131 00:42:28,313 --> 00:42:29,648 LATER, LATER. 1132 00:42:29,715 --> 00:42:31,750 THIS IS DEUCE HAWKINS, 1133 00:42:31,817 --> 00:42:34,019 YOUR SPACE PILOT ON YOUR TRIP TO THE MOON. 1134 00:42:34,085 --> 00:42:34,820 MRS. MATTEMORE. 1135 00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:35,854 HELLO. HOW DO YOU DO? 1136 00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:37,088 WILL YOU, PLEASE, STEP IN? 1137 00:42:37,155 --> 00:42:38,189 BYE. BYE. 1138 00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:40,558 BYE. RIGHT HERE. 1139 00:42:40,626 --> 00:42:41,960 THIS IS MR. MATTEMORE. 1140 00:42:42,027 --> 00:42:43,228 HOW DO YOU DO? 1141 00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:44,562 HOW DO YOU DO? I TAKE IT 1142 00:42:44,630 --> 00:42:46,632 YOU'VE MADE THIS TRIP BEFORE, MR. HAWKINS? 1143 00:42:46,698 --> 00:42:47,966 WELL, NOT RECENTLY. 1144 00:42:48,033 --> 00:42:50,101 I'VE BEEN LAID OFF FOR THE LAST 2 YEARS. 1145 00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:51,002 AHH! 1146 00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:52,771 [MAN COUNTING OVER LOUDSPEAKER] 1147 00:42:52,838 --> 00:42:53,605 WHY? 1148 00:42:53,672 --> 00:42:55,473 WHY WHAT? 1149 00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:58,343 I MEAN, WHY HAS HE BEEN LAID OFF? 1150 00:42:58,409 --> 00:42:59,577 DRINKING. WE DON'T BRING IT UP. 1151 00:42:59,645 --> 00:43:01,112 HE'S VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT IT. 1152 00:43:01,179 --> 00:43:02,347 OH! 1153 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:03,849 HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT-- 1154 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:05,083 [MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY OVER LOUDSPEAKER] 1155 00:43:05,150 --> 00:43:08,053 HE'S DR--DRINK... 1156 00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:10,488 OH! 1157 00:43:10,555 --> 00:43:12,123 Man, on loudspeaker: 30 SECONDS. 1158 00:43:13,558 --> 00:43:15,661 [HORN BLOWS] 1159 00:43:20,999 --> 00:43:21,900 20 SECONDS. 1160 00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:23,168 PETER, HOLD THIS FOR A SECOND. 1161 00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:24,202 YEAH. 1162 00:43:24,269 --> 00:43:25,236 HERE WE GO. 1163 00:43:25,303 --> 00:43:27,338 15 SECONDS. 1164 00:43:30,475 --> 00:43:33,511 10, 9, 8... 1165 00:43:33,578 --> 00:43:36,581 7, 6, 5... 1166 00:43:36,648 --> 00:43:39,417 4, 3, 2... 1167 00:43:39,484 --> 00:43:41,386 1, 0. 1168 00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:42,688 [SCREAMS] 1169 00:44:16,788 --> 00:44:18,556 THEY'RE GOING TO BE HERE ANY MINUTE NOW. 1170 00:44:18,623 --> 00:44:19,858 THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS TO HELP ME 1171 00:44:19,925 --> 00:44:21,626 CLEAN UP THE PLACE A LITTLE BIT. 1172 00:44:21,693 --> 00:44:24,295 LOOK AT YOU, GRAVY ALL OVER YOU. 1173 00:44:24,362 --> 00:44:28,700 JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE, IT'S A FILTHY PIG STY. 1174 00:44:28,767 --> 00:44:31,069 SCHMIDLAPP! 1175 00:44:31,136 --> 00:44:33,705 DO YOU REALIZE THIS COMPUTER 1176 00:44:33,772 --> 00:44:35,406 HAS BEEN GUMMED UP FOR A WEEK 1177 00:44:35,473 --> 00:44:39,077 FROM THOSE LOUSY, MEXICAN REFRIED BEANS OF YOURS? 1178 00:44:39,144 --> 00:44:40,879 MAYBE IT'S ALL RIGHT FOR US 1179 00:44:40,946 --> 00:44:42,748 TO LIVE LIKE SWINE, SCHMIDLAPP, 1180 00:44:42,814 --> 00:44:45,616 BUT MATTEMORE IS BRINGING UP A WIFE. 1181 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:47,552 THIS MORNING, WHEN I UNBOLTED OUR BUNKS 1182 00:44:47,618 --> 00:44:48,619 FROM THE WALL 1183 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:50,989 TO MAKE A DOUBLE BED FOR THEM, 1184 00:44:51,056 --> 00:44:53,825 WHAT DO YOU THINK I FOUND IN YOUR BLANKETS? 1185 00:44:53,892 --> 00:44:57,095 2 3-WEEK-OLD CHICKEN ENCHILADAS. 1186 00:44:57,162 --> 00:44:59,931 UH-HUH. MMM. 1187 00:44:59,998 --> 00:45:01,733 IS THAT ANYTHING FOR A BRAND-NEW BRIDE 1188 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,902 TO FIND IN HER WEDDING BED? 1189 00:45:05,804 --> 00:45:07,505 DO YOU HEAR ME, SCHMIDLAPP? 1190 00:45:07,572 --> 00:45:10,441 DO YOU EVER LISTEN TO ANYTHING I SAY? 1191 00:45:20,485 --> 00:45:21,352 [DING] 1192 00:45:23,688 --> 00:45:25,290 Mattemore: LUNA III, 1193 00:45:25,356 --> 00:45:26,557 CALLING MOON STATION. 1194 00:45:26,624 --> 00:45:28,259 LUNA III, CALLING MOON STATION. 1195 00:45:31,696 --> 00:45:35,266 THIS IS UNITED STATES, MOON STATION. 1196 00:45:35,333 --> 00:45:37,135 IS THAT YOU, MATTEMORE? 1197 00:45:37,202 --> 00:45:38,603 Mattemore YES, THIS IS ME. 1198 00:45:38,669 --> 00:45:39,838 IS THAT YOU, HOFFMAN? 1199 00:45:39,905 --> 00:45:42,373 YES, THIS IS ME. 1200 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,043 IT'S MATTEMORE! 1201 00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:46,812 OH, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO GLAD 1202 00:45:46,878 --> 00:45:48,346 TO HEAR FROM ANYBODY IN MY LIFE. 1203 00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:49,347 WELL, IT'S NICE TO HEAR 1204 00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:50,515 FROM YOU, TOO, HOFFMAN. 1205 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:51,749 WE'RE IN LUNAR ORBIT 1206 00:45:51,817 --> 00:45:53,618 AND WE JUST FIRED OUR RETRO ROCKETS, 1207 00:45:53,684 --> 00:45:54,585 AND WE SHOULD BE THERE 1208 00:45:54,652 --> 00:45:56,054 IN A FEW MINUTES. 1209 00:45:56,121 --> 00:45:58,523 OOH, I WISH YOU'D GIVEN US 1210 00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,658 MORE NOTICE, MATTEMORE. 1211 00:46:00,725 --> 00:46:02,894 HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A CHANCE TO SHAVE YET. 1212 00:46:02,961 --> 00:46:04,662 WELL, IT'S TOO LATE NOW. 1213 00:46:04,729 --> 00:46:06,431 WE'VE ALREADY GOTTEN INTO OUR SPACE SUITS 1214 00:46:06,497 --> 00:46:07,698 AND WE'RE COMING IN. 1215 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,000 SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES. 1216 00:46:09,067 --> 00:46:11,202 THIS IS LUNA III OUT. 1217 00:46:13,905 --> 00:46:15,073 ALL RIGHT. 1218 00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:17,876 ALL RIGHT, YOU HEARD HIM. 1219 00:46:17,943 --> 00:46:20,711 WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO SHAVE. 1220 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:23,882 BUT ONE THING WE ARE GOING TO DO, SCHMIDLAPP. 1221 00:46:23,949 --> 00:46:25,817 WE'RE GOING TO GET ALL THOSE FILTHY DRAWINGS 1222 00:46:25,884 --> 00:46:27,953 OF YOURS DOWN OFF THE WALLS. 1223 00:46:28,019 --> 00:46:30,088 HOW DO YOU THINK A YOUNG GIRL'S GOING TO REACT 1224 00:46:30,155 --> 00:46:31,823 WHEN SHE WALKS IN HERE AND FINDS THESE 1225 00:46:31,890 --> 00:46:34,459 LEWD, FOWL THINGS OF YOURS ALL OVER THE PLACE? 1226 00:46:34,525 --> 00:46:37,996 THESE FILTHY THINGS HAVE GOT TO COME DOWN! 1227 00:46:40,431 --> 00:46:42,567 OH, SCHMIDLAPP, 1228 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,569 AREN'T YOU ASHAMED OF YOURSELF? 1229 00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:52,443 BLAH! 1230 00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:53,544 [DING] 1231 00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:58,616 DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU SMELL LIKE 1232 00:46:58,683 --> 00:47:01,619 AFTER ALL THIS TIME, SCHMIDLAPP? 1233 00:47:01,686 --> 00:47:02,620 NO. 1234 00:47:02,687 --> 00:47:04,055 YOU ARE A SLOB! 1235 00:47:04,122 --> 00:47:08,026 A DIRTY, FILTHY, NO GOOD SLOB! 1236 00:47:36,754 --> 00:47:39,057 [SPACE SHOES BOUNCING] 1237 00:47:56,007 --> 00:47:58,609 [HISSING] 1238 00:47:58,676 --> 00:48:00,578 WELCOME. 1239 00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:04,983 WELCOME. 1240 00:48:07,485 --> 00:48:09,420 WELCOME TO THE MOON. 1241 00:48:09,487 --> 00:48:11,389 I'M HOFFMAN. 1242 00:48:11,456 --> 00:48:12,790 UH, MATTEMORE. 1243 00:48:12,857 --> 00:48:14,692 AND THIS IS, UH, MRS. MATTEMORE. 1244 00:48:14,759 --> 00:48:16,594 I WANT TO WALK WITH HER. 1245 00:48:16,661 --> 00:48:17,996 AAH! 1246 00:48:18,063 --> 00:48:20,231 WELL, LOOK, MATTEMORE, 1247 00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:23,601 I THINK WE BETTER GET MRS. MATTEMORE IN BETWEEN US 1248 00:48:23,668 --> 00:48:25,770 AND KEEP HER THERE UNTIL WE GET INSIDE THE MOON STATION. 1249 00:48:25,836 --> 00:48:26,804 WHY? 1250 00:48:26,871 --> 00:48:27,939 WELL, UH, SHE-- 1251 00:48:28,006 --> 00:48:30,141 I WANT TO WALK WITH HER. 1252 00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:32,577 NEVER MIND. JUST GRAB ONE ARM, I'LL GRAB THE OTHER. 1253 00:48:32,643 --> 00:48:33,544 I WANT TO WALK WITH HER! 1254 00:48:33,611 --> 00:48:36,647 AND THEN DON'T LET LOOSE, WHATEVER YOU DO. 1255 00:48:36,714 --> 00:48:37,515 I'M GOING TO WALK WITH HER. 1256 00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:38,583 SCHMIDLAPP! 1257 00:48:38,649 --> 00:48:40,385 I WANT TO WALK WITH HER. 1258 00:48:40,451 --> 00:48:42,053 LET ME WALK WITH HER A LITTLE. 1259 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,989 ALL RIGHT, PLEASE, LET ME WALK WITH HER. 1260 00:48:44,055 --> 00:48:45,790 JUST KEEP YOUR DISTANCE, SCHMIDLAPP. 1261 00:48:45,856 --> 00:48:48,159 REMEMBER, THERE ARE 2 OF US NOW AND YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED. 1262 00:48:48,226 --> 00:48:49,494 LET ME HOLD HER HAND. 1263 00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,096 A LITTLE SOMETHING. 1264 00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:53,999 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO APOLOGIZE 1265 00:48:54,065 --> 00:48:55,366 FOR THE WAY THIS PLACE LOOKS, MATTEMORE, 1266 00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:57,535 BUT, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WHEN YOU'RE BACHING. 1267 00:48:57,602 --> 00:48:58,536 YEAH. 1268 00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:00,005 [SLAM] 1269 00:49:01,839 --> 00:49:04,375 [WATER TURNS ON] 1270 00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:06,377 [HUMMING] 1271 00:49:10,648 --> 00:49:12,383 OH, IT'S BEEN A MESS 1272 00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:14,219 TRYING TO KEEP ANY KIND OF ORDER UP HERE AT ALL. 1273 00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:15,820 AND THAT ONE, HE COULDN'T CARE LESS 1274 00:49:15,886 --> 00:49:17,922 IF THE GRIME WAS 3 FEET THICK. 1275 00:49:17,989 --> 00:49:19,857 YOU BETTER PUT THOSE BOOTS ON. 1276 00:49:19,924 --> 00:49:21,259 WHAT FOR? 1277 00:49:21,326 --> 00:49:22,627 WELL, THEY'RE A SPECIAL BOOT 1278 00:49:22,693 --> 00:49:24,329 DESIGNED TO TAKE CARE OF THE LOW GRAVITY UP HERE. 1279 00:49:24,395 --> 00:49:25,430 IF YOU DON'T PUT THEM ON... 1280 00:49:25,496 --> 00:49:26,331 [WHOOSH] 1281 00:49:26,397 --> 00:49:27,332 SAIL AROUND ALL OVER THE ROOM 1282 00:49:27,398 --> 00:49:30,068 EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A STEP. 1283 00:49:30,135 --> 00:49:31,802 WHAT'S SHE DOING IN THERE? 1284 00:49:31,869 --> 00:49:33,371 THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 1285 00:49:33,438 --> 00:49:35,140 MATTEMORE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW 1286 00:49:35,206 --> 00:49:36,774 WHAT HIS WIFE IS DOING IN THERE. 1287 00:49:36,841 --> 00:49:38,809 WHY? 1288 00:49:38,876 --> 00:49:41,312 WHAT IS SHE DOING? 1289 00:49:41,379 --> 00:49:44,449 SHE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING, 1290 00:49:44,515 --> 00:49:45,650 IS SHE, MATTEMORE? 1291 00:49:45,716 --> 00:49:47,318 HUH? 1292 00:49:47,385 --> 00:49:50,288 OH, NO. THAT IS, I DON'T THINK SO. 1293 00:49:50,355 --> 00:49:52,857 THERE, YOU SEE. SO JUST QUIT USING THAT 1294 00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:55,326 AWFUL, FILTHY, IMAGINATION OF YOURS 1295 00:49:55,393 --> 00:49:57,662 AND GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF. 1296 00:49:57,728 --> 00:49:59,830 IS SHE TAKING A SHOWER? 1297 00:49:59,897 --> 00:50:02,333 WHY? WHAT'S IT TO YOU? 1298 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:03,168 IS SHE? 1299 00:50:03,234 --> 00:50:04,535 YOU--OH, I'M SORRY. 1300 00:50:04,602 --> 00:50:06,404 LISTEN, I THINK, 1301 00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:08,406 FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE CONCERNED, 1302 00:50:08,473 --> 00:50:10,808 THAT WE'D BETTER LIFT OFF JUST AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 1303 00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:12,877 I'LL GO OVER EVERYTHING WITH YOU. 1304 00:50:12,943 --> 00:50:14,212 AND THEN WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE. 1305 00:50:14,279 --> 00:50:18,116 MAYBE SHE'S TAKING A BATH... 1306 00:50:18,183 --> 00:50:20,085 WITHOUT ANYTHING ON. 1307 00:50:20,151 --> 00:50:21,919 HOW DARE YOU! 1308 00:50:21,986 --> 00:50:24,089 TO SAY A THING LIKE THAT WITH HER HUSBAND 1309 00:50:24,155 --> 00:50:26,023 SITTING RIGHT IN THE SAME ROOM WITH YA. 1310 00:50:26,091 --> 00:50:27,658 I--I'M SURPRISED THAT MATTEMORE 1311 00:50:27,725 --> 00:50:29,060 DOESN'T HORSEWHIP YA. 1312 00:50:29,127 --> 00:50:30,795 YEAH. HMPH. 1313 00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:36,134 OF COURSE, IF-- IF SHE IS TAKING A BATH, 1314 00:50:36,201 --> 00:50:39,470 IT-- HEH-- NATURALLY IT'D BE WITHOUT ANYTHING ON. 1315 00:50:41,005 --> 00:50:43,040 [PANTING] 1316 00:50:44,575 --> 00:50:46,744 [EILEEN SINGING] 1317 00:51:01,126 --> 00:51:02,660 [DOOR RUSTLING] 1318 00:51:06,364 --> 00:51:10,468 I MEAN-- HEH, IT JUST STANDS TO REASON. 1319 00:51:10,535 --> 00:51:11,569 DOESN'T IT? 1320 00:51:11,636 --> 00:51:14,239 WHAT STANDS TO REASON? 1321 00:51:14,305 --> 00:51:18,443 THAT SHE'D BE DOING IT WITHOUT ANYTHING ON. 1322 00:51:18,509 --> 00:51:21,912 WELL, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO-- 1323 00:51:21,979 --> 00:51:23,748 WELL, HOW WOULD I KNOW?! 1324 00:51:23,814 --> 00:51:25,716 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 1325 00:51:25,783 --> 00:51:26,884 DON'T YOU EVER LOOK? 1326 00:51:26,951 --> 00:51:27,952 WELL-- 1327 00:51:28,018 --> 00:51:29,187 DON'T YOU EVEN-- EVEN CARE? 1328 00:51:29,254 --> 00:51:30,888 WELL, SURE-- WHOO! 1329 00:51:30,955 --> 00:51:32,056 I WOULD. 1330 00:51:32,123 --> 00:51:33,191 YOU SEEM TO FORGET THAT WE WERE MARRIED 1331 00:51:33,258 --> 00:51:35,293 ONLY MINUTES BEFORE THE LIFT-OFF. 1332 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:39,029 OH, YEAH. YEAH, I FORGOT. 1333 00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:42,867 BUT EVEN SO, I JUST NATURALLY ASSUMED... 1334 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:44,835 YOU ASSUME WHAT? 1335 00:51:44,902 --> 00:51:47,238 OH, REALLY, MATTEMORE. 1336 00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:51,142 EVEN IF YOU TWO HAD JUMPED THE GUN A LITTLE BIT, 1337 00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:55,380 THIS ISN'T 1960 IS IT? 1338 00:51:57,582 --> 00:52:01,252 MAYBE SHE'S ONE OF THOSE GIRLS 1339 00:52:01,319 --> 00:52:05,323 WHO SOAPS HERSELF ALL OVER. 1340 00:52:05,390 --> 00:52:08,893 AND THEN GETS INTO THE TUB. 1341 00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:10,060 WELL, UH-- 1342 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:11,896 OH, SHUT UP! 1343 00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:12,863 WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING-- 1344 00:52:12,930 --> 00:52:13,898 OH-- [LAUGHING] 1345 00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:15,333 OH, YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM. 1346 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,569 WELL, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY I TOOK SO LONG. 1347 00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:20,871 OHH... 1348 00:52:20,938 --> 00:52:23,508 YOU KNOW, I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO SOUND VERY SILLY TO YOU, 1349 00:52:23,574 --> 00:52:26,444 BUT I USUALLY SOAP MYSELF ALL OVER 1350 00:52:26,511 --> 00:52:28,179 BEFORE I GET INTO THE TUB. 1351 00:52:28,246 --> 00:52:30,515 HONEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE ANY EXPLANATION. 1352 00:52:30,581 --> 00:52:33,851 WE--WE WERE TALKING ABOUT--A MAN'S WIFE-- 1353 00:52:33,918 --> 00:52:35,553 NO, SCHMID-- NO, SCHMIDLAPP! 1354 00:52:35,620 --> 00:52:37,154 THAT'S MY WIFE! 1355 00:52:37,222 --> 00:52:39,123 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE CARE OF SCHMIDLAPP! 1356 00:52:39,190 --> 00:52:41,226 YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF HIM, BECAUSE-- 1357 00:52:41,292 --> 00:52:42,827 SCHMIDLAPP! 1358 00:52:42,893 --> 00:52:44,929 SCHMIDLAPP! 1359 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:46,697 SCHMIDLAPP! 1360 00:52:46,764 --> 00:52:49,434 ALL RIGHT, MATTEMORE, 1361 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,237 IF YOU CARE ANYTHING ABOU THAT GIRL AT ALL, 1362 00:52:52,303 --> 00:52:53,804 PROTECT HER! 1363 00:52:56,241 --> 00:52:57,308 SCHMIDLAPP, 1364 00:52:57,375 --> 00:52:59,477 JUST, UH, HOLD IT THERE FOR A FEW-- 1365 00:52:59,544 --> 00:53:01,412 WHOA! 1366 00:53:01,479 --> 00:53:02,513 [THUD] 1367 00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:05,783 MM--MM. 1368 00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:08,219 AAH! SHE TOOK A SHOWER! 1369 00:53:08,286 --> 00:53:09,554 YOU BETTER STOP! 1370 00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:10,855 WHOA! WHOA! 1371 00:53:10,921 --> 00:53:13,758 A SHOWER! OH, LISTEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1372 00:53:13,824 --> 00:53:14,992 OH, BOY, THIS IS-- 1373 00:53:15,059 --> 00:53:17,762 OH, SHUT UP, SCHMIDLAPP! 1374 00:53:17,828 --> 00:53:20,398 LET ME GO, I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO HER. 1375 00:53:20,465 --> 00:53:24,602 I'M WARNING YOU FOR THE LAST TIME, SHUT UP! 1376 00:53:24,669 --> 00:53:27,672 I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS. 1377 00:53:27,738 --> 00:53:29,974 OH, YOU--HA HA HA! 1378 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,409 WHEN YOU DO UNTIE HIM? 1379 00:53:31,476 --> 00:53:33,110 WHEN I RENDEZVOUS WITH DEUCE IN THE MAIN SHIP 1380 00:53:33,177 --> 00:53:34,178 AND GET SOME HELP. 1381 00:53:34,245 --> 00:53:36,247 NOTHING'S GONNA HELP YOU, HOFFMAN! 1382 00:53:36,314 --> 00:53:37,982 YOU NO GOOD-- [CLICK] 1383 00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:39,750 [NO AUDIO] 1384 00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:46,657 WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SCHMIDLAPP GETS BACK 1385 00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:48,426 AND THERE'S GIRLS ALL OVER THE PLACE? 1386 00:53:48,493 --> 00:53:49,794 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 1387 00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:51,329 I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW. 1388 00:53:51,396 --> 00:53:54,332 IF I JUST GET HIM TO GO BACK TO DIVINITY SCHOOL. 1389 00:53:56,401 --> 00:53:59,337 WELL, WELL... 1390 00:53:59,404 --> 00:54:01,071 HOLD ON TO HIM, MATTEMORE. 1391 00:54:01,138 --> 00:54:03,474 YOU ALL RIGHT, SCHMID? SCHMIDLAPP! 1392 00:54:03,541 --> 00:54:05,376 ALL RIGHT, BRING HIM UP, MATTEMORE. 1393 00:54:05,443 --> 00:54:07,512 RIGHT. YOU OKAY, SCHMIDY? 1394 00:54:08,679 --> 00:54:10,247 LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND, SCHMIDLAPP. 1395 00:54:10,315 --> 00:54:11,949 UP YOU GO. 1396 00:54:12,016 --> 00:54:14,084 THAT'S IT. 1397 00:54:14,151 --> 00:54:15,786 IN YOU GO, SCHMIDLAPP. 1398 00:54:27,131 --> 00:54:28,466 WATCH IT. 1399 00:54:37,141 --> 00:54:39,076 I'VE GOT HIM, MATTEMORE! 1400 00:54:39,143 --> 00:54:41,846 TAKE CARE, HOFFMAN. GOOD LUCK. 1401 00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:43,247 GOOD LUCK, MATTEMORE. 1402 00:54:43,314 --> 00:54:45,483 SO LONG. 1403 00:55:27,592 --> 00:55:31,396 WELL, THERE THEY GO. 1404 00:55:32,863 --> 00:55:35,099 YEAH, AND, UH... 1405 00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:37,868 WE'RE ALL ALONE UP HERE NOW. 1406 00:55:51,749 --> 00:55:53,551 TIRED? 1407 00:55:53,618 --> 00:55:56,621 YEAH, KINDA. CAN'T REMEMBER 1408 00:55:56,687 --> 00:55:58,589 THE LAST TIME WE HAD ANY SLEEP. 1409 00:55:58,656 --> 00:56:01,291 WELL, UH, IT WAS 72 HOURS AGO. 1410 00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:03,127 HEH, IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA 1411 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:04,895 TO GO TO BED, DON'T YOU THINK? 1412 00:56:04,962 --> 00:56:07,297 OH! NOW WAIT A MINUTE! 1413 00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:09,233 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? 1414 00:56:09,299 --> 00:56:12,670 NOTHING...EXCEPT WHAT I SAID. 1415 00:56:12,737 --> 00:56:15,105 IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GO TO SLEEP. 1416 00:56:15,172 --> 00:56:17,475 AFTER 72 HOURS, YOU'RE SLEEPY, 1417 00:56:17,542 --> 00:56:21,479 AND THE BEST THING FOR THAT IS...GETTING SOME. 1418 00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:24,148 OH. 1419 00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:25,950 YEAH. I'M SORRY, PETER. 1420 00:56:26,016 --> 00:56:27,918 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME. 1421 00:56:27,985 --> 00:56:29,153 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT 1422 00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:30,187 THE THINGS YOU SAY SO MUCH, 1423 00:56:30,254 --> 00:56:31,556 IT'S...SOMETIMES YOU HAVE 1424 00:56:31,622 --> 00:56:33,290 A VERY PECULIAR WAY OF SAYING THEM. 1425 00:56:33,357 --> 00:56:35,560 EILEEN, WHAT'S SO PECULIAR 1426 00:56:35,626 --> 00:56:38,496 ABOUT AFTER 72 HOURS WITHOUT ANY SLEEP 1427 00:56:38,563 --> 00:56:40,798 TO WANT TO GO TO BED AND GET SOME? 1428 00:56:40,865 --> 00:56:44,168 ALL RIGHT, I SAID I WAS SORRY, DIDN'T I? 1429 00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:45,970 I'M GETTING UNDRESSED! 1430 00:56:46,036 --> 00:56:47,037 MMM. 1431 00:56:47,104 --> 00:56:48,673 HEY, DO YOU MIND?! 1432 00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:50,541 HEY, I JUST WANNA BRUSH MY TEETH! 1433 00:56:50,608 --> 00:56:51,909 OH, I'LL BET! 1434 00:56:51,976 --> 00:56:54,078 WELL, IF THAT SOUNDS OVERLY SEXY, 1435 00:56:54,144 --> 00:56:56,514 THAN I'M DEAD EVERY TIME I ASK FOR A DRINK OF WATER 1436 00:56:56,581 --> 00:56:58,215 OR THE TIME OF DAY. 1437 00:56:58,282 --> 00:57:00,485 LISTEN, MR.-- MATTEMORE! 1438 00:57:00,551 --> 00:57:01,886 I KNOW YOUR NAME! 1439 00:57:01,952 --> 00:57:02,853 WELL, THEN USE IT! 1440 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,489 LISTEN, MR. MATTEMORE, I DON'T HAPPEN 1441 00:57:04,555 --> 00:57:06,123 TO THINK ANYTHING YOU DO OR SAY 1442 00:57:06,190 --> 00:57:07,324 IS PARTICULARLY SEXY. 1443 00:57:07,391 --> 00:57:09,193 NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? HA! 1444 00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:10,294 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW 1445 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,496 WHAT THE TROUBLE WITH YOU IS, HONEY? 1446 00:57:11,562 --> 00:57:13,864 NO, HONEY, WHAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH ME? 1447 00:57:13,931 --> 00:57:15,232 YOU'RE ALWAYS READY TO SAY NO 1448 00:57:15,299 --> 00:57:17,067 BEFORE ANYBODY ASKS YOU! 1449 00:57:17,134 --> 00:57:18,335 AHH! 1450 00:57:18,402 --> 00:57:19,937 OH, IS THAT THE TROUBLE WITH ME, 1451 00:57:20,004 --> 00:57:20,871 HUH, HONEY? 1452 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:21,806 IMAGINE THAT! 1453 00:57:21,872 --> 00:57:23,073 [IMITATING EILEEN] IMAGINE THAT! 1454 00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:23,941 OH, IS THAT THE TROUBLE WITH ME? IMAGINE THAT! 1455 00:57:24,008 --> 00:57:25,476 OH, IS THAT THE TROUBLE WITH ME? 1456 00:57:25,543 --> 00:57:26,544 [NORMAL VOICE] YEAH, THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH YOU! 1457 00:57:26,611 --> 00:57:28,613 BEFORE ANYBODY ASKS YA! 1458 00:57:30,481 --> 00:57:32,617 [SIGHS] 1459 00:57:36,587 --> 00:57:39,524 [WHISTLING] 1460 00:57:39,590 --> 00:57:42,893 ON MY HONEYMOON. NEWLYWED. 1461 00:57:48,499 --> 00:57:50,668 [BEEP] 1462 00:57:50,735 --> 00:57:52,803 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING ON TV] 1463 00:58:06,216 --> 00:58:08,252 [FRANKENSTEIN SCREAMING] 1464 00:58:12,990 --> 00:58:14,324 [BEEP] 1465 00:58:14,391 --> 00:58:16,126 [HORSES GALLOPING ON TV] 1466 00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:18,929 [GUNSHOTS] 1467 00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:20,831 [SHOUTING] 1468 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:27,938 [BEEP] 1469 00:58:28,005 --> 00:58:29,840 INCIDENTALLY, I'M CURIOUS TO KNOW 1470 00:58:29,907 --> 00:58:31,441 JUST EXACTLY WHAT YOUR STAND 1471 00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:32,810 ON CIVIL RIGHTS REALLY IS, 1472 00:58:32,877 --> 00:58:33,878 SENATOR ASTONGRAPPLE. 1473 00:58:33,944 --> 00:58:35,613 WELL, YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHAT MY STAND 1474 00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,414 ON CIVIL RIGHTS IS, SIR. 1475 00:58:37,481 --> 00:58:39,049 I'M FOR CIVIL RIGHTS. 1476 00:58:39,116 --> 00:58:42,052 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN FOR CIVIL RIGHTS. 1477 00:58:42,119 --> 00:58:45,455 IT'S JUST THAT WE DON'T LIKE TO BE RUSHED 1478 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:48,192 AND HURRIED INTO THESE THINGS. 1479 00:58:48,258 --> 00:58:51,361 ALL WE'RE ASKING FOR IS JUST A LITTLE BIT OF TIME! 1480 00:58:51,428 --> 00:58:52,563 I'M SORRY, SENATOR, 1481 00:58:52,630 --> 00:58:54,064 YOUR TIME HAS RUN OUT. 1482 00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:55,900 NEXT WEEK ON WASHINGTON INTERVIEW, 1483 00:58:55,966 --> 00:58:57,401 ELDER STATESMAN RICHARD M. NIXON 1484 00:58:57,467 --> 00:58:58,502 WILL COME OUT OF RETIREMENT 1485 00:58:58,569 --> 00:59:00,771 TO ANSWER QUESTIONS ON WHAT CAN BE DONE 1486 00:59:00,838 --> 00:59:03,708 TO REUNITE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. 1487 00:59:03,774 --> 00:59:05,542 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SENATOR PAPPENAPPLE. 1488 00:59:05,610 --> 00:59:07,544 ASTONGRAPPLE. 1489 00:59:07,612 --> 00:59:09,213 I.J. ASTONGRAPPLE. 1490 00:59:09,279 --> 00:59:11,281 SORRY ABOUT THAT. [BEEP] 1491 00:59:18,088 --> 00:59:20,257 [SIGHS] 1492 00:59:21,692 --> 00:59:23,728 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1493 00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:28,666 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1494 00:59:31,501 --> 00:59:34,171 [KNOCK] 1495 00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:36,540 DO YOU--OOH! WAS IT YOU? 1496 00:59:36,607 --> 00:59:38,008 NO! I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU! 1497 00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:40,110 NO. MAYBE IT'S COMING FROM THERE. 1498 00:59:40,177 --> 00:59:41,211 I DON'T THINK SO. 1499 00:59:41,278 --> 00:59:42,379 I THINK IT'S OUT THERE. 1500 00:59:42,446 --> 00:59:43,547 I THOUGHT IT WAS COMING FROM THERE. 1501 00:59:43,614 --> 00:59:44,581 THAT'S WHY I-- 1502 00:59:44,649 --> 00:59:45,683 GO SEE WHAT IT IS. 1503 00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:46,917 YEAH, I'M GONNA FIND OUT, 1504 00:59:46,984 --> 00:59:48,686 BECAUSE WHEN I HEARD THE KNOCK, UH-- 1505 00:59:48,753 --> 00:59:49,754 COME ON, PETER. 1506 00:59:49,820 --> 00:59:50,855 ALL RIGHT, EILEEN, DON'T PUSH. 1507 00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:52,122 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MAN 1508 00:59:52,189 --> 00:59:53,423 ON THIS EXPEDITION! 1509 00:59:53,490 --> 00:59:54,591 I AM THE MAN! JUST RELAX AND GO-- 1510 00:59:54,659 --> 00:59:55,693 SEE WHAT IT IS! 1511 00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,094 ALL RIGHT, STOP BEING SO NERVOUS! 1512 00:59:57,161 --> 00:59:58,362 RELAX! 1513 00:59:58,428 --> 00:59:59,930 RELAX?! 1514 01:00:01,031 --> 01:00:01,866 WHAT IS IT? 1515 01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:02,933 IT'S A FIGURE IN A SPACE SUIT. 1516 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,635 WELL, WHAT'S IT DOING? 1517 01:00:04,702 --> 01:00:06,904 [KNOCKING] 1518 01:00:06,971 --> 01:00:08,639 IT'S WAVING AND KNOCKING. 1519 01:00:08,706 --> 01:00:10,340 WHAT DOES IT WANT? 1520 01:00:10,407 --> 01:00:11,508 IT WANTS TO COME IN! 1521 01:00:11,575 --> 01:00:12,777 YEAH? 1522 01:00:12,843 --> 01:00:14,211 WELL, LET'S LET IT IN. 1523 01:00:14,278 --> 01:00:16,046 OKAY. 1524 01:00:16,113 --> 01:00:17,414 NO! WHAT? 1525 01:00:17,481 --> 01:00:18,582 IT'S SCHMIDLAPP. 1526 01:00:18,649 --> 01:00:19,717 HE'S KILLED HOFFMAN, AND HE'S BACK! 1527 01:00:19,784 --> 01:00:22,352 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 1528 01:00:22,419 --> 01:00:23,520 IT'S TOO BIG. 1529 01:00:23,587 --> 01:00:24,755 YEAH? 1530 01:00:24,822 --> 01:00:25,956 WE BETTER LET IT IN AND SEE. 1531 01:00:26,023 --> 01:00:27,391 OKAY. 1532 01:00:27,457 --> 01:00:28,826 PUSH THE BUTTON, PETER. 1533 01:00:28,893 --> 01:00:31,528 WELL, YOU GET ME SO NERVOUS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1534 01:00:31,595 --> 01:00:33,263 IS IT IN? 1535 01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:34,298 NOT YET. [THUD] 1536 01:00:34,364 --> 01:00:35,733 NOW IT'S IN. OH! 1537 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:36,701 GIVE ME YOUR GUN. 1538 01:00:36,767 --> 01:00:38,268 I DON'T HAVE A GUN! 1539 01:00:38,335 --> 01:00:39,469 THAT MAKES 2 OF US. 1540 01:00:39,536 --> 01:00:40,705 GET SOMETHING TO PROTECT US IN CASE. 1541 01:00:40,771 --> 01:00:41,706 YEAH? WHAT-- 1542 01:00:41,772 --> 01:00:42,940 FIND SOMETHING. 1543 01:00:43,007 --> 01:00:44,942 HEY, PETER. IS THIS OKAY? 1544 01:00:45,009 --> 01:00:47,311 FINE. 1545 01:00:47,377 --> 01:00:48,412 PETER, WOULD YOU-- 1546 01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:50,114 ALL RIGHT, NOW, JUST RELAX! 1547 01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:51,181 MY HERO HUSBAND! 1548 01:00:51,248 --> 01:00:53,183 ALL RIGHT. HMM. 1549 01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:55,853 JUST COOL IT. 1550 01:01:04,461 --> 01:01:05,930 HELLO. 1551 01:01:08,365 --> 01:01:09,734 HELLO. 1552 01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:29,854 I'M ANNA SOBLOVA. AND YOU? 1553 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,122 PETER MATTEMORE. 1554 01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:34,024 PETER. 1555 01:01:34,091 --> 01:01:35,292 UH-HUH. 1556 01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:36,426 PETER! 1557 01:01:36,493 --> 01:01:38,062 UH-HUH. 1558 01:01:38,128 --> 01:01:39,096 PETER! 1559 01:01:39,163 --> 01:01:39,997 THAT'S MY WIFE. 1560 01:01:40,064 --> 01:01:42,266 I'M HIS WIFE, MRS. MATTEMORE. 1561 01:01:42,332 --> 01:01:43,300 HOW DO YOU DO? 1562 01:01:43,367 --> 01:01:44,601 HOW DO YOU DO? 1563 01:01:44,668 --> 01:01:46,570 I'M ANNA SOBLOVA. 1564 01:01:46,636 --> 01:01:47,671 YES, WE KNOW. 1565 01:01:47,738 --> 01:01:48,705 THE RUSSIAN COSMONAUT. 1566 01:01:48,773 --> 01:01:49,840 YEAH. MM-HMM. 1567 01:01:49,907 --> 01:01:52,242 FROM A LITTLE TOWN OUTSIDE OF MOSCOW. 1568 01:01:52,309 --> 01:01:53,277 HMM. 1569 01:01:53,343 --> 01:01:54,578 OH, HOW NICE. 1570 01:01:54,644 --> 01:01:56,981 SAY, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO SIT DOWN? 1571 01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:58,282 YEAH. 1572 01:01:58,348 --> 01:01:59,383 RIGHT OVER HERE. 1573 01:01:59,449 --> 01:02:01,618 THANK YOU. I CAME RIGHT OVER 1574 01:02:01,685 --> 01:02:04,388 AS SOON I SAW THOSE OTHER TWO LEAVING. 1575 01:02:04,454 --> 01:02:06,256 OH, YOU MUST BE THE GIRL 1576 01:02:06,323 --> 01:02:08,158 THAT SCHMIDLAPP ATTACKED LAST WEEK. 1577 01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:10,761 OH, YES, HE WAS ALWAYS ATTACKING ME. 1578 01:02:10,828 --> 01:02:13,898 I CAME OVER FOR A CUP OF COFFEE, ATTACK. 1579 01:02:13,964 --> 01:02:15,866 I GO OUTSIDE FOR A FEW MINUTES, 1580 01:02:15,933 --> 01:02:18,102 ANOTHER ATTACK. 1581 01:02:18,168 --> 01:02:20,504 OH, YOU DON'T HOW WONDERFUL IT'S GOING TO BE 1582 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:21,839 TO HAVE ANOTHER GIRL UP HERE 1583 01:02:21,906 --> 01:02:24,641 TO KIND OF... SHARE THE LOAD? HA HA. 1584 01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:25,709 HA! 1585 01:02:25,776 --> 01:02:27,611 [CHUCKLES] 1586 01:02:27,677 --> 01:02:30,114 I CAME OVER TO GET ACQUAINTED 1587 01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:32,016 AND ALSO TO ASK A LITTLE FAVOR. 1588 01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:33,851 WHAT ARE NEIGHBORS FOR? 1589 01:02:33,918 --> 01:02:36,821 I WONDERED IF YOU'D MIND IF I SPENT THE NIGHT HERE? 1590 01:02:38,322 --> 01:02:40,157 SPEND THE NIGHT? 1591 01:02:40,224 --> 01:02:42,292 WELL, YES, YOU SEE, IGOR AND I 1592 01:02:42,359 --> 01:02:43,160 HAD A LITTLE FIGHT, 1593 01:02:43,227 --> 01:02:45,462 AND I'D LIKE TO TEACH HIM A LESSON. 1594 01:02:45,529 --> 01:02:48,565 IGOR JUST CAN'T STAND TO SLEEP ALONE AT NIGHT. 1595 01:02:48,632 --> 01:02:51,668 HE'S GOING TO GO CRAZY! HA HA HA! 1596 01:02:51,735 --> 01:02:53,703 I SEE. 1597 01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:55,405 IGOR'S LIKE A BULL. 1598 01:02:55,472 --> 01:02:58,275 HE'S BAD ENOUGH DURING THE 14 DAYS OF DAYLIGHT, 1599 01:02:58,342 --> 01:03:02,046 BUT NOW, AT THE BEGINNING OF 14 DAYS OF NIGHTS... 1600 01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:04,614 I SEE. 1601 01:03:04,681 --> 01:03:06,183 NATURALLY, WE'RE LOOKING FORWARD 1602 01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:08,018 TO MEETING YOUR HUSBAND, AREN'T WE? 1603 01:03:08,085 --> 01:03:09,719 OH, THAT'S WHAT NEIGHBORS ARE FOR. 1604 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:10,787 WHO? 1605 01:03:10,855 --> 01:03:11,889 YOUR HUSBAND. 1606 01:03:11,956 --> 01:03:14,291 OH, YOU MUST MEAN IGOR. 1607 01:03:14,358 --> 01:03:16,026 HE'S NOT MY HUSBAND. 1608 01:03:16,093 --> 01:03:18,595 HE'S JUST A MAN THEY SENT ME UP HERE WITH. 1609 01:03:18,662 --> 01:03:20,664 OH, I SEE. 1610 01:03:20,730 --> 01:03:22,566 HA, WE HARDLY KNEW EACH OTHER 1611 01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:23,901 TILL THE DAY WE GOT HERE. 1612 01:03:23,968 --> 01:03:26,503 BUT FORTUNATELY, IGOR IS VERY EASY TO KNOW. 1613 01:03:26,570 --> 01:03:27,771 HA HA. 1614 01:03:27,838 --> 01:03:29,907 [CHUCKLES] 1615 01:03:29,974 --> 01:03:32,809 IT MUST SEEM RATHER STRANGE FOR YOU AMERICANS. 1616 01:03:32,877 --> 01:03:35,880 I MEAN, UH, IGOR AND I NOT BEING MARRIED. 1617 01:03:37,047 --> 01:03:39,216 UH, STRANGE? NO, ON THE CONTRARY. 1618 01:03:39,283 --> 01:03:40,717 I THINK IT'S VERY SOPHISTICATED. 1619 01:03:40,784 --> 01:03:42,586 DON'T YOU THINK IT'S SOPHISTICATED, EILEEN? 1620 01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:44,154 YES, IT'S VERY SOPHISTICATED. 1621 01:03:44,221 --> 01:03:45,856 SHE THINKS IT'S SOPHISTICATED, TOO. 1622 01:03:45,923 --> 01:03:48,292 WELL, I GUESS IT'S THE WAY YOU WERE BROUGHT UP. 1623 01:03:48,358 --> 01:03:51,628 HA HA. MY MOTHER WAS NEVER MARRIED, YOU KNOW. 1624 01:03:51,695 --> 01:03:52,863 SHE WASN'T? 1625 01:03:52,930 --> 01:03:54,598 NO, BUT MY FATHER WAS. 1626 01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:55,665 OH. 1627 01:03:55,732 --> 01:03:57,734 BUT NOT TO MY MOTHER. 1628 01:03:57,801 --> 01:03:58,835 [CHUCKLES] 1629 01:03:58,903 --> 01:04:01,005 WELL, THAT'S WHAT NEIGHBORS ARE FOR. 1630 01:04:01,071 --> 01:04:01,939 SEE, THE MOTHER AND THE FATHER, 1631 01:04:02,006 --> 01:04:03,307 EXCEPT THAT THEY-- 1632 01:04:03,373 --> 01:04:05,009 I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK I'M RUDE OR ANYTHING, 1633 01:04:05,075 --> 01:04:06,676 BUT, YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY SLEEP 1634 01:04:06,743 --> 01:04:08,012 FOR ABOUT 3 DAYS NOW, 1635 01:04:08,078 --> 01:04:09,313 AND WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO GO TO BED 1636 01:04:09,379 --> 01:04:10,314 WHEN YOU CAME. 1637 01:04:10,380 --> 01:04:13,217 OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. 1638 01:04:13,283 --> 01:04:16,186 UM, OKAY. WELL, UH, I GUESS 1639 01:04:16,253 --> 01:04:17,687 YOU CAN SLEEP IN THERE WITH ME. 1640 01:04:17,754 --> 01:04:20,424 SLEEP WITH YOU? ON YOUR HONEYMOON? 1641 01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:23,060 OH, I WOULD NEVER THINK OF A THING LIKE THAT. 1642 01:04:23,127 --> 01:04:24,561 I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T-- 1643 01:04:24,628 --> 01:04:25,529 I BET YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT. 1644 01:04:25,595 --> 01:04:26,931 YOU CAN BET I WOULDN'T. 1645 01:04:26,997 --> 01:04:28,532 I--WELL, I MEAN-- 1646 01:04:28,598 --> 01:04:32,769 IGOR AND I WOULD NEVER HEAR OF SUCH NONSENSE. 1647 01:04:32,836 --> 01:04:35,372 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 1648 01:04:35,439 --> 01:04:37,674 WELL, DON'T GIVE ME ANOTHER THOUGHT. 1649 01:04:37,741 --> 01:04:39,409 I SLEEP RIGHT HERE ON THE COUCH. 1650 01:04:39,476 --> 01:04:40,945 YOU SEE, I EVEN BROUGHT MY NIGHTIE. 1651 01:04:41,011 --> 01:04:42,947 HERE, YOU LIKE IT? 1652 01:04:43,013 --> 01:04:45,015 YOU GOT THIS IN MOSCOW? 1653 01:04:45,082 --> 01:04:47,184 IGOR DID. HE GOT ME 6. 1654 01:04:47,251 --> 01:04:49,286 I HAD A HUNCH IGOR HAD SOMETHING TO DO 1655 01:04:49,353 --> 01:04:51,655 WITH BUYING THAT. HA HA HA. 1656 01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:53,890 WELL... 1657 01:04:53,958 --> 01:04:56,626 I'LL GET YOU THE BLANKETS AND PILLOW. 1658 01:04:57,761 --> 01:04:59,196 BY THE WAY, 1659 01:04:59,263 --> 01:05:01,731 HOW MANY BLANKETS WOULD YOU LIKE, ONE OR TWO? 1660 01:05:01,798 --> 01:05:04,068 OH, JUST A PILLOW, PLEASE. 1661 01:05:15,012 --> 01:05:17,914 UH, SO YOUR, UH-- 1662 01:05:17,982 --> 01:05:19,749 YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER WERE NOT MARRIED? 1663 01:05:19,816 --> 01:05:21,185 [BLOWS OUT MATCH] 1664 01:05:21,251 --> 01:05:22,953 PETER? 1665 01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:25,489 WELL, UH... 1666 01:05:25,555 --> 01:05:27,357 HERE'S YOUR PILLOW. 1667 01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:29,659 THANK YOU. 1668 01:05:29,726 --> 01:05:30,794 ISN'T THAT COMFY? 1669 01:05:30,860 --> 01:05:31,828 OH, VERY. 1670 01:05:31,895 --> 01:05:32,829 GOOD NIGHT. 1671 01:05:32,896 --> 01:05:34,731 GOOD NIGHT. 1672 01:05:34,798 --> 01:05:36,433 COMING, PETER? 1673 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:37,767 OH, YES. 1674 01:05:37,834 --> 01:05:39,036 IF THERE'S ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL 1675 01:05:39,103 --> 01:05:40,237 YOU MIGHT WANT-- 1676 01:05:40,304 --> 01:05:41,571 PETER! 1677 01:05:41,638 --> 01:05:42,672 I'LL BE RIGHT HERE. 1678 01:05:42,739 --> 01:05:43,907 JUST DON'T HESITATE TO CALL. 1679 01:05:43,974 --> 01:05:45,909 AS I SAID, IF THERE'S ANYTHING AT ALL-- 1680 01:05:45,976 --> 01:05:46,977 WILL YOU CLOSE THE DOOR? 1681 01:05:47,044 --> 01:05:49,579 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 1682 01:05:49,646 --> 01:05:51,248 BOTH OF THEM! 1683 01:05:51,315 --> 01:05:52,449 OH. 1684 01:05:53,650 --> 01:05:55,052 OH, BOY. 1685 01:05:55,119 --> 01:05:57,721 WELL, IT'S JUST LIKE MR. QUONSET SAID IT WOULD BE. 1686 01:05:57,787 --> 01:06:01,258 JUST 2 SCIENTISTS OFF ON A SCIENTIFIC EXPEDITION, HUH? 1687 01:06:01,325 --> 01:06:03,093 WELL, THIS IS THE NUTTIEST EXPEDITION 1688 01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:05,229 I'VE EVER BEEN ON IN MY LIFE. 1689 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:09,299 240,000 MILES AWAY FROM ANY PLACE, ANYWHERE. 1690 01:06:09,366 --> 01:06:11,335 AND WHAT DO WE HAVE THE FIRST NIGHT? 1691 01:06:11,401 --> 01:06:13,070 COMPANY. HMM. 1692 01:06:13,137 --> 01:06:17,574 WELL, COME ON, PETER, COME TO BED. 1693 01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:19,076 COME TO BED? 1694 01:06:19,143 --> 01:06:21,911 SURE. WHY FIGHT IT? 1695 01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:23,980 I HAVE A FEELING THAT DESTINY 1696 01:06:24,048 --> 01:06:27,517 HAS BEEN CONSPIRING AGAINST ME FOR AGES. 1697 01:06:32,022 --> 01:06:34,658 PETER! TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF! 1698 01:06:34,724 --> 01:06:37,061 YEAH, I DID FORGET. 1699 01:06:37,127 --> 01:06:39,129 ALL RIGHT. I'LL GET IN BED, EILEEN, 1700 01:06:39,196 --> 01:06:41,131 BUT I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN THAT I MADE A DEAL WITH YOU. 1701 01:06:41,198 --> 01:06:42,999 I MEAN, THAT I GAVE YOU MY WORD. I PROMISED. 1702 01:06:43,067 --> 01:06:44,201 WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT, 1703 01:06:44,268 --> 01:06:45,869 SO I'M GONNA SLEEP IN BETWEEN THE BLANKETS. 1704 01:06:45,935 --> 01:06:47,504 I'M NOT GETTING UNDER THE SHEETS. 1705 01:06:47,571 --> 01:06:50,874 BECAUSE WHEN I GIVE MY WORD, THAT'S IT. 1706 01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:53,443 A PROMISE IS A PROMISE. 1707 01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:57,314 I LIKE TO KEEP MY WORD WHEN I...GIVE IT TO SOMEBODY, 1708 01:06:57,381 --> 01:06:59,849 AND...YOU KNOW, THAT WAY, YOU HAVE A REPUTATION 1709 01:06:59,916 --> 01:07:01,918 OF BEING HONORABLE. 1710 01:07:01,985 --> 01:07:04,154 [SIGHING] 1711 01:07:04,221 --> 01:07:05,822 WELL, NOW, YOU DON'T THINK 1712 01:07:05,889 --> 01:07:07,357 THAT'S GONNA WORK, DO YOU? 1713 01:07:07,424 --> 01:07:09,293 NO, SIR. 1714 01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:12,162 THIS WHOLE THING HAS BEEN PREORDAINED! 1715 01:07:12,229 --> 01:07:14,664 FROM THE VERY FIRST MINUTE 1716 01:07:14,731 --> 01:07:16,600 IN THE EARLY 1920's, 1717 01:07:16,666 --> 01:07:19,069 WHEN PROFESSOR GODDARD STARTED EXPERIMENTING 1718 01:07:19,136 --> 01:07:21,371 WITH THOSE LITTLE TINY ROCKETS, 1719 01:07:21,438 --> 01:07:24,208 WAY OUT THERE IN THE NEW MEXICO DESERT, 1720 01:07:24,274 --> 01:07:26,410 HE WAS ALREADY SETTING IN MOTION 1721 01:07:26,476 --> 01:07:28,778 THE EVENTS THAT ARE ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE 1722 01:07:28,845 --> 01:07:32,082 IN THIS PARTICULAR BED 1723 01:07:32,149 --> 01:07:34,951 ON THIS PARTICULAR NIGHT. 1724 01:07:35,018 --> 01:07:38,588 SO WHAT'S THE USE OF ANYTHING, PETER? 1725 01:07:40,190 --> 01:07:42,459 AFTER ALL, THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST NIGHT. 1726 01:07:42,526 --> 01:07:45,395 I STILL HAVE 364 MORE TO GO. 1727 01:07:46,930 --> 01:07:48,365 ONE PUNY LITTLE GIRL 1728 01:07:48,432 --> 01:07:51,401 AGAINST THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE? 1729 01:07:52,936 --> 01:07:55,605 WHAT I'M REALLY TRYING TO SAY IS... 1730 01:07:58,142 --> 01:08:00,744 GO AHEAD, PETER. 1731 01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:03,847 TAKE ME. I'M YOURS. 1732 01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:05,815 [SNORING] 1733 01:08:10,053 --> 01:08:11,421 [MOANING] 1734 01:08:11,488 --> 01:08:13,423 [MUTTERING] 1735 01:08:15,859 --> 01:08:17,794 PETER! 1736 01:08:17,861 --> 01:08:19,629 [MUMBLING] 1737 01:08:19,696 --> 01:08:21,064 OH! 1738 01:08:21,131 --> 01:08:23,300 [MUMBLING] 1739 01:08:27,171 --> 01:08:29,373 [CRYING] 1740 01:08:31,708 --> 01:08:34,010 [TALKING GIBBERISH] 1741 01:08:34,077 --> 01:08:35,145 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1742 01:08:35,212 --> 01:08:36,446 WHAT'S A MATTER? 1743 01:08:36,513 --> 01:08:38,948 IT'S YOUR CRAZY RUSSIAN GIRLFRIEND. 1744 01:08:39,015 --> 01:08:40,550 HUH? 1745 01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:41,551 COME IN. 1746 01:08:41,618 --> 01:08:42,452 COME IN? 1747 01:08:43,853 --> 01:08:45,722 GUESS WHO'S HERE! 1748 01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:47,657 UH, THE MOISEYEV DANCERS. 1749 01:08:47,724 --> 01:08:49,058 NO, IT'S IGOR. 1750 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:51,595 I KNEW HE COULDN'T STAND IT WITHOUT ME. 1751 01:08:51,661 --> 01:08:53,163 I CAN UNDERSTAND IT. 1752 01:08:53,230 --> 01:08:56,400 YOU TWO MIGHT AS WELL GET UP, BECAUSE I KNOW IGOR, 1753 01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:59,236 AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE'S GOING TO WANT TO DO. 1754 01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:02,272 WHAT IS-- 1755 01:09:02,339 --> 01:09:04,374 IGOR GOING TO WANT TO DO? 1756 01:09:04,441 --> 01:09:07,611 OH, HE WANTS TO HAVE A VERY OLD-FASHIONED RUSSIAN PARTY. 1757 01:09:07,677 --> 01:09:09,112 SO HURRY UP NOW. 1758 01:09:09,179 --> 01:09:12,182 OOH. 1759 01:09:12,249 --> 01:09:14,284 DO YOU KNOW THAT IF SOMEBODY SAID TO ME, 1760 01:09:14,351 --> 01:09:15,819 "HEY, YOU'RE GOING TO THE MOON, 1761 01:09:15,885 --> 01:09:17,086 "AND WHEN YOU GET THERE, 1762 01:09:17,153 --> 01:09:18,288 YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING YOU WISH." 1763 01:09:18,355 --> 01:09:19,623 YOU KNOW WHAT I'D WISH FOR? 1764 01:09:19,689 --> 01:09:21,858 YEAH. A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED RUSSIAN PARTY. 1765 01:09:21,925 --> 01:09:22,826 YOU'RE RIGHT. 1766 01:09:22,892 --> 01:09:24,661 WELL, THANK HEAVENS I HAD A NIGHT'S SLEEP. 1767 01:09:24,728 --> 01:09:27,297 AFTER 8 HOURS, AT LEAST YOU CAN GO, 1768 01:09:27,364 --> 01:09:28,998 YOU FEEL LIKE YOU GOT SOME ENERGY. 1769 01:09:29,065 --> 01:09:30,066 A PARTY IS GOOD TO GO TO 1770 01:09:30,133 --> 01:09:31,868 ONCE YOU'VE REALLY RESTED, YOU KNOW? 1771 01:09:31,935 --> 01:09:33,870 MMM. [SNORING] 1772 01:09:35,038 --> 01:09:36,206 PETER! 1773 01:09:36,273 --> 01:09:37,874 OH, AT LEAST ANOTHER NAP. 1774 01:09:42,212 --> 01:09:44,348 [LAUGHING] 1775 01:09:54,658 --> 01:09:55,859 OH. 1776 01:09:55,925 --> 01:09:57,294 OH! 1777 01:09:57,361 --> 01:09:59,429 [RUSSIAN MUSIC PLAYING] 1778 01:10:02,632 --> 01:10:05,034 OH, OH, OH! 1779 01:10:05,101 --> 01:10:07,437 OH, HEY, OH, HEY! 1780 01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:16,913 [SHOUTING ALONG TO MUSIC] 1781 01:10:29,058 --> 01:10:30,960 [LAUGHING] 1782 01:10:32,829 --> 01:10:34,764 [LAUGHING] 1783 01:10:39,969 --> 01:10:41,271 [MUSIC STOPS] 1784 01:10:41,338 --> 01:10:42,572 [LAUGHING] 1785 01:10:42,639 --> 01:10:44,674 [SLURRING] WHAT ARE YOU, A PARTY POOPER? 1786 01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:47,110 WHAT ARE YOU, A SPOIL SPORT? 1787 01:10:47,176 --> 01:10:49,012 [SLURRING] NO! I'M NOT A SPOIL SPORT. 1788 01:10:49,078 --> 01:10:50,113 I JUST HAPPEN TO LIKE 1789 01:10:50,179 --> 01:10:51,448 A LITTLE AMERICAN MUSIC, TOO. 1790 01:10:51,515 --> 01:10:55,552 OH, I LOVE AMERICAN MUSIC! 1791 01:10:55,619 --> 01:10:57,153 [TURNS MUSIC ON] [LAUGHING] 1792 01:10:57,220 --> 01:10:59,856 [CRASH] WHOO! GOLDIE! 1793 01:10:59,923 --> 01:11:01,858 [LAUGHING] 1794 01:11:16,406 --> 01:11:18,174 TOO CLOSE. 1795 01:11:18,241 --> 01:11:20,610 NOT CLOSE ENOUGH. 1796 01:11:20,677 --> 01:11:24,180 UH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET THAT CLOSE. 1797 01:11:24,247 --> 01:11:27,183 JUST, UH-- HEY, THAT'S MY WIFE! 1798 01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:29,185 WHEE! HA HA HA. 1799 01:11:29,252 --> 01:11:31,254 HELLO, PETER. 1800 01:11:31,321 --> 01:11:32,556 HELLO. 1801 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:39,028 [COUGHS] THAT'S HIS OWN... 1802 01:11:39,095 --> 01:11:40,330 IT'S WONDERFUL. 1803 01:11:40,397 --> 01:11:42,599 [COUGHING] 1804 01:11:42,666 --> 01:11:44,167 WE'LL HAVE TO GET A REFILL. 1805 01:11:44,233 --> 01:11:46,135 YES. 1806 01:11:46,202 --> 01:11:48,037 A REFILL OF-- IGOR? 1807 01:11:48,104 --> 01:11:50,106 YEAH? IGOR? 1808 01:11:50,173 --> 01:11:51,107 WE NEED-- WHAT? 1809 01:11:51,174 --> 01:11:52,609 NO MORE WET. 1810 01:11:52,676 --> 01:11:55,078 DON'T GIVE IT ANOTHER THOUGHT. 1811 01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:58,047 LOOK, I HAVE CAPSULE. 1812 01:11:58,114 --> 01:12:01,685 YOU HOLD CAPSULE, I TAKE BOTTLE. 1813 01:12:01,751 --> 01:12:04,488 THIS WILL BE ANOTHER RUSSIAN FIRST, 1814 01:12:04,554 --> 01:12:05,855 AND THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. 1815 01:12:05,922 --> 01:12:08,792 NOW, I HAVE BOTTLE. YOU HAVE CAPSULE. 1816 01:12:08,858 --> 01:12:10,494 SO, I TAKE CAPSULE. 1817 01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:14,130 NOW, I HAVE CAPSULE AND I HAVE BOTTLE, HUH? 1818 01:12:14,197 --> 01:12:16,132 GOOD. NOW, I NEED FUNNEL, 1819 01:12:16,199 --> 01:12:18,402 SO YOU HOLD CAPSULE. 1820 01:12:18,468 --> 01:12:21,738 I TAKE FUNNEL. I PUT FUNNEL IN BOTTLE. 1821 01:12:21,805 --> 01:12:26,810 I TAKE CAPSULE, AND NOW I NEED WATER. 1822 01:12:26,876 --> 01:12:28,578 SO YOU HOLD BOTTLE, 1823 01:12:28,645 --> 01:12:30,747 I TAKE CAPSULE AND WATER. 1824 01:12:30,814 --> 01:12:33,182 BUT I NEED BOTTLE. YOU HOLD CAPSULE, 1825 01:12:33,249 --> 01:12:34,551 I HAVE BOTTLE. 1826 01:12:34,618 --> 01:12:36,386 NOW, I PUT WATER IN BOTTLE. 1827 01:12:36,453 --> 01:12:38,688 YOU POUR CAPSULE. AHH. 1828 01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:42,559 I MIX IT UP, PUT MORE WATER. 1829 01:12:42,626 --> 01:12:45,328 SAY THE MAGIC WORDS, HUNKY, MONKEY, PUNKY! 1830 01:12:45,395 --> 01:12:47,230 VODKA! HA HA! 1831 01:12:47,296 --> 01:12:48,598 VODKA! 1832 01:12:48,665 --> 01:12:52,469 NO, NO, NO! DON'T DRINK VODKA WITH FUNNEL! 1833 01:12:52,536 --> 01:12:54,103 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 1834 01:12:54,170 --> 01:12:55,439 YOU TAKE THE FUNNEL OUT OF-- 1835 01:12:55,505 --> 01:12:56,906 [GAGGING] 1836 01:12:56,973 --> 01:12:59,509 YOU GOT THE FUNNEL, YOU FUNNY MAN! 1837 01:12:59,576 --> 01:13:01,578 THERE. DRINK THE VODKA, DRINK IT! 1838 01:13:01,645 --> 01:13:03,780 LOVE IT, LOVE THE VODKA! 1839 01:13:03,847 --> 01:13:06,349 HA HA, ANOTHER RUSSIAN FIRST! 1840 01:13:06,416 --> 01:13:08,485 DRINK TO LOVE! 1841 01:13:08,552 --> 01:13:09,653 VODKA! VODKA! 1842 01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:10,887 VODKA! 1843 01:13:10,954 --> 01:13:13,056 VODKA! 1844 01:13:13,122 --> 01:13:15,692 [BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 1845 01:13:15,759 --> 01:13:17,393 WHAT HAPPENED TO MY VODKA? 1846 01:13:17,461 --> 01:13:18,895 TO YOUR VODKA? 1847 01:13:18,962 --> 01:13:20,029 TOO MUCH VODKA! 1848 01:13:20,096 --> 01:13:21,297 [LAUGHING] 1849 01:13:21,364 --> 01:13:22,999 GIVE ME BACK MY VODKA. 1850 01:13:23,066 --> 01:13:25,802 MY CAPSULE. YOUR CAPSULE, RIGHT THERE. 1851 01:13:25,869 --> 01:13:29,205 CAPSULE. I HAVE VODKA FOR ANUSHKA! 1852 01:13:29,272 --> 01:13:31,040 GIVE ME YOUR GLASS, MY DARLING. 1853 01:13:31,107 --> 01:13:33,242 VODKA. MORE VODKA! 1854 01:13:33,309 --> 01:13:35,044 AH, 2 WORDS, MY DARLING. 1855 01:13:35,111 --> 01:13:36,946 AHH. 1856 01:13:37,013 --> 01:13:38,948 [LAUGHING] 1857 01:13:40,349 --> 01:13:41,985 ANUSHKA, 1858 01:13:42,051 --> 01:13:44,153 YOU'RE CRYING. WHY? 1859 01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:46,255 WHY ARE YOU CRYING? 1860 01:13:46,322 --> 01:13:49,493 I'D JUST LIKE TO ONCE-- 1861 01:13:49,559 --> 01:13:52,228 WHAT'S THAT, DEAR, WHAT'S THAT? 1862 01:13:52,295 --> 01:13:55,499 HE GOT MARRIED TO HER. 1863 01:13:55,565 --> 01:13:58,668 WHY CAN'T YOU MARRY ME? 1864 01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:01,838 BECAUSE... 1865 01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:05,208 ANUSHKA, BECAUSE WE ARE SO HAPPY THIS WAY. 1866 01:14:05,274 --> 01:14:07,811 WHY TAKE A CHANCE? LOOK AT YOU. 1867 01:14:07,877 --> 01:14:11,180 YOU ARE SO YOUNG AND SO BEAUTIFUL! 1868 01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:13,583 I AM SO YOUNG AND SO BEAUTIFUL. 1869 01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:16,219 WHY...WHY SHOULD WE TAKE A CHANCE 1870 01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:18,321 TO SPOIL EVERYTHING, HUH? 1871 01:14:18,387 --> 01:14:20,790 IT'S NOT GOING TO SPOIL ANYTHING. 1872 01:14:20,857 --> 01:14:22,926 I JUST WANT TO GET MARRIED! 1873 01:14:22,992 --> 01:14:25,495 BUT WHY, MY LOVE? WHY, WHY, WHY? 1874 01:14:25,562 --> 01:14:27,030 WHY CAN'T WE GET MARRIED? 1875 01:14:27,096 --> 01:14:30,466 LIKE I SAID, ANUSHKA, FOR 1,000 TIMES, 1876 01:14:30,534 --> 01:14:31,801 I HAVE TOLD YOU, 1877 01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:34,270 WE ARE BOTH SO YOUNG AND SO BEAUTIFUL! 1878 01:14:34,337 --> 01:14:35,839 I WANT TO PROTECT YOU. 1879 01:14:35,905 --> 01:14:38,875 IT WOULD BE INDECENT IF WE GOT MARRIED. 1880 01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:41,210 IT'S NOT FOR ME, IT'S FOR YOU. FOR YOU! 1881 01:14:41,277 --> 01:14:42,946 BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 1882 01:14:44,681 --> 01:14:46,716 YOU REALLY ARE SWEET, IGOR. 1883 01:14:46,783 --> 01:14:48,585 THAT'S RIGHT. I AM SWEET. 1884 01:14:48,652 --> 01:14:50,620 AND IT IS FOR YOU. 1885 01:14:50,687 --> 01:14:54,057 I AM NOT THINKING OF MYSELF, MY LOVE. 1886 01:14:54,123 --> 01:14:56,059 [ALARM SOUNDS] 1887 01:14:56,125 --> 01:14:58,828 QUIET. QUIET, EVERYBODY. 1888 01:14:58,895 --> 01:15:00,597 I'LL GET IT. 1889 01:15:00,664 --> 01:15:03,667 THAT MUST BE QUONSET FROM THE HOME OFFICE. 1890 01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:08,572 [BEEP] 1891 01:15:08,638 --> 01:15:10,306 MATTEMORE, MY BOY. 1892 01:15:10,373 --> 01:15:12,508 OH, QUONSET. 1893 01:15:12,576 --> 01:15:14,243 HOW'S EVERYTHING ON THE THIRD PLANET 1894 01:15:14,310 --> 01:15:15,712 FROM THE SUN? 1895 01:15:15,779 --> 01:15:17,313 EVERYTHING'S FINE DOWN HERE. 1896 01:15:17,380 --> 01:15:18,414 HOW ARE THINGS UP THERE? 1897 01:15:18,481 --> 01:15:20,183 OH, FINE, FINE. 1898 01:15:20,249 --> 01:15:21,985 EVERYTHING'S JUST FINE. 1899 01:15:22,051 --> 01:15:24,554 ALL RIGHT, LET'S KNOCK OFF THE PLEASANTRIES, QUONSET. 1900 01:15:24,621 --> 01:15:26,022 LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. 1901 01:15:26,089 --> 01:15:27,323 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 1902 01:15:27,390 --> 01:15:28,625 YOU WANT A WEATHER REPORT? 1903 01:15:28,692 --> 01:15:31,527 NEVER MIND THE REPORT. HOW IS MRS. MATTEMORE? 1904 01:15:32,495 --> 01:15:33,930 OUT COLD. 1905 01:15:33,997 --> 01:15:36,633 WELL, DON'T WAKE HER. I'LL ONLY BE A MOMENT. 1906 01:15:36,700 --> 01:15:38,668 I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT A RELIEF IT IS 1907 01:15:38,735 --> 01:15:42,238 TO HAVE 2 RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND MRS. MATTEMORE 1908 01:15:42,305 --> 01:15:43,640 UP THERE ON THE MOON. 1909 01:15:43,707 --> 01:15:45,374 AFTER THAT GHASTLY YEAR I HAD 1910 01:15:45,441 --> 01:15:46,943 WITH SCHMIDLAPP AND HOFFMAN. 1911 01:15:47,010 --> 01:15:50,346 OH, YEAH, THOSE TWO ARE REALLY A COUPLE OF 1912 01:15:50,413 --> 01:15:51,948 HAIRY DISASTER AREAS, WEREN'T THEY? 1913 01:15:52,015 --> 01:15:52,882 HA! 1914 01:15:52,949 --> 01:15:54,417 WELL, LET'S FORGET ABOUT THEM. 1915 01:15:54,483 --> 01:15:55,484 ALL RIGHT. 1916 01:15:55,551 --> 01:15:57,453 I'M PLANNING ON HAVING MY FIRST 1917 01:15:57,520 --> 01:15:59,823 REAL NIGHT'S SLEEP FOR MONTHS. 1918 01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:03,226 YOU AND MRS. MATTEMORE HAVE MY FULL CONFIDENCE, 1919 01:16:03,292 --> 01:16:05,328 AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT-- 1920 01:16:07,664 --> 01:16:09,933 YEAH, GO ON, WHAT'S THE MATTER, QUONSET? 1921 01:16:09,999 --> 01:16:12,836 WHERE DID YOU SAY MRS. MATTEMORE WAS? 1922 01:16:12,902 --> 01:16:16,072 OUT COLD. LIMP AS A DEAD CAT. 1923 01:16:16,139 --> 01:16:17,473 WELL, WHO WAS THAT? 1924 01:16:17,540 --> 01:16:19,175 WHO WAS WHAT? 1925 01:16:19,242 --> 01:16:21,778 WHO WAS THAT WHO JUST TIP-TOED ACROSS MY SCREEN? 1926 01:16:21,845 --> 01:16:24,113 ACROSS YOUR SCREEN? 1927 01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:25,949 SOMEBODY DRESSED IN A FAIRY'S COSTUME 1928 01:16:26,015 --> 01:16:28,584 JUST TIP-TOED ACROSS MY SCREEN! 1929 01:16:28,652 --> 01:16:31,320 I'M SORRY, I-- THERE SHE IS AGAIN! 1930 01:16:34,423 --> 01:16:36,392 THAT ISN'T MRS. MATTEMORE! 1931 01:16:36,459 --> 01:16:39,696 WHO ISN'T MRS. MATTEMORE? 1932 01:16:39,763 --> 01:16:42,265 THAT HALF-NAKED FAIRY ISN'T MRS. MATTEMORE. 1933 01:16:42,331 --> 01:16:43,399 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER? 1934 01:16:43,466 --> 01:16:45,434 HAVE YOU GOT HER TIED UP SOMEWHERE? 1935 01:16:45,501 --> 01:16:48,805 TIED UP? JUST AS WE THOUGHT. 1936 01:16:48,872 --> 01:16:50,940 WE ALWAYS SUSPECTED YOU HAD A LITTLE BOTTLE 1937 01:16:51,007 --> 01:16:52,742 DOWN IN THE DRAWER OF THE DESK, QUONSET. 1938 01:16:52,809 --> 01:16:54,610 BEEN NIPPIN' A LITTLE, BABY? 1939 01:16:54,678 --> 01:16:56,279 DON'T GIVE ME THAT, MATTEMORE! 1940 01:16:56,345 --> 01:16:58,682 I INSIST ON SEEING YOUR WIFE! 1941 01:17:00,016 --> 01:17:02,351 HE WANTS TO SEE MY WIFE, MATTEMORE. 1942 01:17:02,418 --> 01:17:03,953 NO, I'M MATTEMORE. 1943 01:17:04,020 --> 01:17:06,022 WELL, I JUST SENT FOR HER, 1944 01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:08,524 SO HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTONS. 1945 01:17:08,591 --> 01:17:09,726 [LAUGHING] 1946 01:17:09,793 --> 01:17:11,895 [EILEEN GIGGLING] 1947 01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:16,065 [EILEEN SLURRING INDISTINCTLY] 1948 01:17:16,132 --> 01:17:18,234 WHOA-OAH! 1949 01:17:18,301 --> 01:17:19,335 HOLY MOLY! 1950 01:17:19,402 --> 01:17:20,636 [CRASH] 1951 01:17:20,704 --> 01:17:21,871 [CRASH] 1952 01:17:21,938 --> 01:17:23,472 Quonset: WHAT IS GOING ON UP THERE? 1953 01:17:23,539 --> 01:17:25,008 OH, NOTHING, QUONSET. 1954 01:17:25,074 --> 01:17:26,609 WE WERE JUST HAVING A LITTLE, UH-- 1955 01:17:26,676 --> 01:17:27,911 I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE HAVING A LITTLE OF, 1956 01:17:27,977 --> 01:17:29,545 AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT. 1957 01:17:29,612 --> 01:17:31,080 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ANYTHING. 1958 01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:34,117 ALL I WANTED WAS ONE GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP, 1959 01:17:34,183 --> 01:17:36,786 AND I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU SPOIL THAT FOR ME, MATTEMORE. 1960 01:17:36,853 --> 01:17:38,822 I'M NOT GONNA THINK ABOUT YOU ANYMORE TONIGHT. 1961 01:17:38,888 --> 01:17:40,656 I'M GOING TO THINK ABOUT YOU IN THE MORNING. 1962 01:17:40,724 --> 01:17:44,460 I'M GOING TO BLOT YOU RIGHT OUT OF MY MIND. 1963 01:17:44,527 --> 01:17:47,130 [BEEP] 1964 01:17:47,196 --> 01:17:49,065 HEY! 1965 01:17:49,132 --> 01:17:52,501 HEY, YOU GOT YOUR FEET ALL OVER MY WIFE'S LEGS. 1966 01:17:52,568 --> 01:17:56,372 A TOAST... TO YOUR WIFE'S... LEGS. 1967 01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:58,908 OH, DON'T WASTE IT, IGOR. 1968 01:17:58,975 --> 01:18:00,810 I NEED A GOOD STIFF DRINK. 1969 01:18:00,877 --> 01:18:03,146 EVERY TIME I TALK TO QUONSET I GET DEPRESSED. 1970 01:18:03,212 --> 01:18:04,580 I NEED A DRINK! 1971 01:18:04,647 --> 01:18:06,382 ALL GONE. 1972 01:18:06,449 --> 01:18:09,018 WHAT ABOUT THE VODKA? IGOR, YOU GOT MORE VODKA-- 1973 01:18:09,085 --> 01:18:12,021 ONE MORE VODKA COMING RIGHT UP! ONE! 1974 01:18:12,088 --> 01:18:13,222 MORE VODKA. 1975 01:18:13,289 --> 01:18:17,026 AND I KNOW HOW TO FIX IT. I REMEMBER FROM LAST TIME. 1976 01:18:18,361 --> 01:18:21,030 THAT WE...MADE THE VODKA. 1977 01:18:21,097 --> 01:18:24,433 YOU NEED THE FUNNEL, AND... 1978 01:18:27,470 --> 01:18:30,239 [MUMBLING] NEED THE FUNNEL. 1979 01:18:46,355 --> 01:18:48,157 [WATER SLOSHING] 1980 01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:51,360 WHOA-HO. OH! 1981 01:18:52,428 --> 01:18:53,729 OH! 1982 01:18:57,066 --> 01:18:58,334 OOH. 1983 01:18:58,401 --> 01:19:00,303 YAY, PETER! 1984 01:19:00,369 --> 01:19:03,439 PETER! OH, PETER! 1985 01:19:03,506 --> 01:19:06,142 MY PAL, MY PAL, PETER! 1986 01:19:06,209 --> 01:19:07,844 MY PAL, PETER! 1987 01:19:07,911 --> 01:19:12,248 THAT IS THE MOST MAGNIFICENT EXHIBITION OF DRINKING 1988 01:19:12,315 --> 01:19:16,152 I HAVE EVER SEEN! ONE FULL QUART 1989 01:19:16,219 --> 01:19:20,489 OF 100 PROOF UKRAINIAN VODKA! 1990 01:19:20,556 --> 01:19:21,825 MUAH! MUAH! 1991 01:19:21,891 --> 01:19:23,960 IF YOU LIVE, 1992 01:19:24,027 --> 01:19:26,896 I SHALL SEE THAT YOU MAKE THE COVER OF PRAVDA! 1993 01:19:26,963 --> 01:19:29,298 PRAVDA! I LOVE-- MUAH! 1994 01:19:29,365 --> 01:19:31,000 HA HA! 1995 01:19:31,067 --> 01:19:32,101 OH-HO! 1996 01:19:32,168 --> 01:19:34,503 [SLURRING HEAVILY] YOU PUT YOUR LEG 1997 01:19:34,570 --> 01:19:36,605 ON MY WIFE'S LEG. 1998 01:19:36,672 --> 01:19:37,907 WHAT? 1999 01:19:37,974 --> 01:19:41,477 YOU PUT YOUR LEG ON MY WIFE'S LEG, 2000 01:19:41,544 --> 01:19:46,115 AND, UH, WE HAPPEN TO FROWN ON THAT IN AMERICA. 2001 01:19:46,182 --> 01:19:48,451 WE DON'T HAVE GUYS PUTTING THEIR LEGS 2002 01:19:48,517 --> 01:19:51,520 ON OUR WIFE'S LEGS. 2003 01:19:52,755 --> 01:19:54,891 [GASPS] 2004 01:19:55,825 --> 01:19:57,460 HEY, PAL. 2005 01:19:57,526 --> 01:20:01,865 DON'T DO THAT. DON'T DO THAT. 2006 01:20:01,931 --> 01:20:04,133 THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS IN AMERICA 2007 01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:06,502 WE FROWN ON THAT YOU RUSSIANS DO. 2008 01:20:06,569 --> 01:20:08,337 HERE. 2009 01:20:08,404 --> 01:20:09,772 [GASPS] 2010 01:20:09,839 --> 01:20:11,975 [LAUGHING] 2011 01:20:13,910 --> 01:20:16,880 DON'T TELL ME ABOUT AMERICA. 2012 01:20:16,946 --> 01:20:19,849 I WAS A SPY IN THE RUSSIAN EMBASSY 2013 01:20:19,916 --> 01:20:22,618 IN WASHINGTON FOR 4 YEARS. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 2014 01:20:22,685 --> 01:20:24,253 HA HA, YOU ADMIT IT! 2015 01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:25,922 HA HA, THAT'S RIGHT! I WAS A SPY! 2016 01:20:25,989 --> 01:20:27,290 I WAS A SPY! 2017 01:20:27,356 --> 01:20:28,591 AH, STEP OUTSIDE. 2018 01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:30,026 WHAT FOR? 2019 01:20:30,093 --> 01:20:32,128 IN AMERICA, THAT'S HOW WE SETTLE THINGS. 2020 01:20:32,195 --> 01:20:34,730 OKAY, PAL, WE STEP OUTSIDE. 2021 01:20:34,797 --> 01:20:36,565 COME, WE GO. 2022 01:20:36,632 --> 01:20:37,867 PETER, NOW LISTEN TO ME. 2023 01:20:37,934 --> 01:20:39,835 I'M COMING. 2024 01:20:39,903 --> 01:20:41,037 PETER! HMM? 2025 01:20:41,104 --> 01:20:42,405 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 2026 01:20:42,471 --> 01:20:43,839 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 2027 01:20:43,907 --> 01:20:45,674 YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK, YOU KNOW! 2028 01:20:45,741 --> 01:20:46,842 YOU JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS! 2029 01:20:46,910 --> 01:20:48,344 ONE THING I DON'T LIKE ABOUT WIVES 2030 01:20:48,411 --> 01:20:50,279 IS BUTTIN' IN TO THEIR HUSBAND'S BUSINESS. 2031 01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:53,349 JUST MIND IT. JUST...MIND IT. 2032 01:20:54,417 --> 01:20:56,385 UGH. 2033 01:20:57,753 --> 01:21:00,089 OH-HO. 2034 01:21:00,156 --> 01:21:01,390 HEY. 2035 01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:04,660 IT MUST BE ROMANTIC TO HAVE YOUR HUSBAND 2036 01:21:04,727 --> 01:21:06,162 FIGHT OVER YOU. 2037 01:21:06,229 --> 01:21:09,732 HE MUST BE QUITE A LOT IN LOVE WITH YOU. 2038 01:21:09,798 --> 01:21:13,236 HE'S JUST VERY MUCH DRUNK, THAT'S ALL. 2039 01:21:45,668 --> 01:21:48,871 WHOA! 2040 01:21:48,938 --> 01:21:50,506 OW! 2041 01:22:41,357 --> 01:22:43,426 [GROANING] 2042 01:22:46,595 --> 01:22:47,830 PETER? 2043 01:22:47,896 --> 01:22:48,831 HMM? 2044 01:22:48,897 --> 01:22:50,366 PETER? 2045 01:22:50,433 --> 01:22:51,367 HUH? 2046 01:22:51,434 --> 01:22:52,535 HI. 2047 01:22:52,601 --> 01:22:54,037 OH. HERE. 2048 01:22:54,103 --> 01:22:56,039 OH, I DON'T WANT TO DRINK ANYTHING. 2049 01:22:56,105 --> 01:22:58,974 PLEASE, DON'T GIVE ME NOTHING TO DRINK. 2050 01:22:59,042 --> 01:23:00,609 WHERE AM I? 2051 01:23:00,676 --> 01:23:02,845 IT'S ALL RIGHT, PETER. YOU'RE ON THE MOON. 2052 01:23:02,911 --> 01:23:04,247 ON THE MOON? 2053 01:23:04,313 --> 01:23:05,114 UH-HUH. 2054 01:23:05,181 --> 01:23:07,783 OH, OF COURSE. ON THE MOON. 2055 01:23:07,850 --> 01:23:10,753 THAT STUPID FIGHT. 2056 01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:12,788 IS IGOR ALL RIGHT? 2057 01:23:12,855 --> 01:23:14,990 YES, HE'S FINE. 2058 01:23:15,058 --> 01:23:16,259 DID I HURT HIM? 2059 01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:18,161 NO, PETER, YOU DIDN'T HURT HIM. 2060 01:23:18,227 --> 01:23:21,264 OH, WHERE IS HE? I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE. 2061 01:23:21,330 --> 01:23:22,831 HE LEFT. 2062 01:23:22,898 --> 01:23:25,434 HE LEFT? WHEN? 2063 01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:27,070 2 DAYS AGO. 2064 01:23:27,136 --> 01:23:28,737 2 DAYS AGO? 2065 01:23:28,804 --> 01:23:29,972 MM-HMM. 2066 01:23:30,039 --> 01:23:32,575 I'VE BEEN LYING HERE LIKE THIS FOR 2 DAYS? 2067 01:23:32,641 --> 01:23:33,942 WAS IT IGOR WHEN HE-- 2068 01:23:34,009 --> 01:23:36,079 NO, IT WASN'T IGOR. 2069 01:23:36,145 --> 01:23:39,348 IT WAS ONE QUART OF 100%, FULL PROOF, 2070 01:23:39,415 --> 01:23:41,650 INSTANT UKRAINIAN VODKA. THAT'S WHAT. 2071 01:23:41,717 --> 01:23:42,818 VODKA. 2072 01:23:42,885 --> 01:23:43,919 YOU DON'T KNOW 2073 01:23:43,986 --> 01:23:45,154 WHAT A MESS IT'S BEEN AROUND HERE! 2074 01:23:45,221 --> 01:23:46,889 EVERYBODY'S GOTTEN INTO THE ACT, 2075 01:23:46,955 --> 01:23:48,457 FROM THE PRESIDENT ON DOWN. 2076 01:23:48,524 --> 01:23:49,525 THE PRESIDENT? 2077 01:23:49,592 --> 01:23:51,227 THE PRESIDENT, THE VICE-PRESIDENT, 2078 01:23:51,294 --> 01:23:53,028 EVEN THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE. 2079 01:23:53,096 --> 01:23:55,131 WHAT ABOUT MR. QUONSET? 2080 01:23:55,198 --> 01:23:58,000 UGH. HE'S BEEN THE WORST OF ALL. 2081 01:23:58,067 --> 01:23:59,435 HE'S BEEN ON 2082 01:23:59,502 --> 01:24:01,270 THAT TELEVISION SET CONSTANTLY. 2083 01:24:01,337 --> 01:24:02,938 FIRST, HE WANTED TO KILL YOU, 2084 01:24:03,005 --> 01:24:04,507 AND THEN HE WAS AFRAID YOU WERE DYING. 2085 01:24:04,573 --> 01:24:05,841 [ALARM SOUNDS] 2086 01:24:05,908 --> 01:24:07,243 OH, WELL. 2087 01:24:07,310 --> 01:24:09,578 THERE HE GOES AGAIN. 2088 01:24:09,645 --> 01:24:10,813 HMM? 2089 01:24:10,879 --> 01:24:12,481 YOU WANT ME TO GET IT FOR YOU? 2090 01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:15,050 YES, PLEASE. 2091 01:24:15,118 --> 01:24:18,053 I'M GONNA HAVE TO FACE HIM SOONER OR LATER. 2092 01:24:18,121 --> 01:24:19,388 [MOANING] 2093 01:24:20,689 --> 01:24:22,658 [BEEP] 2094 01:24:24,427 --> 01:24:26,229 OH, IT'S YOU, MATTEMORE. 2095 01:24:26,295 --> 01:24:28,164 GO AHEAD, SIR, I'VE GOT IT COMING. 2096 01:24:28,231 --> 01:24:30,733 YOU CERTAINLY HAVE, MATTEMORE. 2097 01:24:30,799 --> 01:24:32,034 DID I MISS ANYTHING 2098 01:24:32,101 --> 01:24:33,536 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN COVERING? 2099 01:24:33,602 --> 01:24:34,837 NO, NOTHING, NO. 2100 01:24:34,903 --> 01:24:37,039 JUST A TYPHOON IN OKINAWA, 2101 01:24:37,106 --> 01:24:38,941 A HURRICANE THAT NEARLY WIPED OUT 2102 01:24:39,007 --> 01:24:41,076 FLORIDA AND THE EAST COAST, 2103 01:24:41,144 --> 01:24:42,545 AND THE FIRST BLIZZARD IN THE HISTORY 2104 01:24:42,611 --> 01:24:45,381 OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, BUT NEVER MIND THAT. 2105 01:24:45,448 --> 01:24:47,883 YOU IN ANY CONDITION TO TAKE A TOP-LEVEL 2106 01:24:47,950 --> 01:24:50,586 EMERGENCY CALL FROM GENERAL HALLENBY 2107 01:24:50,653 --> 01:24:51,854 IN WASHINGTON? 2108 01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:54,123 GENERAL HOWLING BULL HALLENBY? 2109 01:24:54,190 --> 01:24:56,024 THAT'S THE ONE, MATTEMORE. 2110 01:24:56,091 --> 01:24:58,060 I'LL PUT YOU THROUGH. 2111 01:24:58,127 --> 01:24:59,094 [BEEP] 2112 01:24:59,162 --> 01:25:00,863 MATTEMORE. 2113 01:25:00,929 --> 01:25:02,265 UH, YES, SIR? 2114 01:25:02,331 --> 01:25:04,600 I BELIEVE YOU HOLD A RESERVE COMMISSION 2115 01:25:04,667 --> 01:25:05,601 IN THE AIR FORCE. 2116 01:25:05,668 --> 01:25:07,803 UH, YES, SIR. SECOND LIEUTENANT, SIR. 2117 01:25:07,870 --> 01:25:10,673 SECOND LIEUTENANT? AT YOUR AGE? 2118 01:25:10,739 --> 01:25:12,241 WELL, YOU KNOW, WHAT WITH 2119 01:25:12,308 --> 01:25:13,642 THE POLITICS IN THE AIR FORCE-- 2120 01:25:13,709 --> 01:25:16,845 HEH HEH. WELL, NEVER MIND ABOUT THAT. 2121 01:25:16,912 --> 01:25:19,014 NOW, LISTEN, AS OF RIGHT NOW, 2122 01:25:19,081 --> 01:25:21,116 I'M RECALLING YOU TO ACTIVE DUTY. 2123 01:25:21,184 --> 01:25:23,719 UH, YES, SIR. UH, WHEN SHALL I REPORT? 2124 01:25:23,786 --> 01:25:26,222 I MEAN, WHERE--HOW WILL I REPORT, SIR? 2125 01:25:26,289 --> 01:25:28,691 [YELLING] DON'T ASK IDIOTIC QUESTIONS, LIEUTENANT. 2126 01:25:28,757 --> 01:25:30,326 JUST LISTEN TO ME NOW. 2127 01:25:31,694 --> 01:25:33,262 UH... 2128 01:25:33,329 --> 01:25:35,498 NOW, THEN, MATTEMORE... 2129 01:25:35,564 --> 01:25:38,234 WE JUST ISSUED AN ULTIMATUM 2130 01:25:38,301 --> 01:25:39,535 TO THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT. 2131 01:25:39,602 --> 01:25:44,039 IT'S GONNA EXPIRE IN... 11 MINUTES. 2132 01:25:44,106 --> 01:25:46,141 RIGHT NOW, THE PRESIDENT IS STANDING BY 2133 01:25:46,209 --> 01:25:47,576 ON A HOTLINE TO THE KREMLIN. 2134 01:25:47,643 --> 01:25:51,247 UH, WHY DO WE ISSUE AN ULTIMATUM, SIR? 2135 01:25:51,314 --> 01:25:53,416 THAT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS! 2136 01:25:54,817 --> 01:25:57,753 WELL, ON THE OTHER HAND, MAYBE IT IS YOUR BUSINESS. 2137 01:25:59,655 --> 01:26:01,824 SEEING AS HOW YOU'D PROBABLY BE THE FIRST ONES 2138 01:26:01,890 --> 01:26:04,593 TO GET WIPED OUT. 2139 01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:06,495 WIPED OUT? 2140 01:26:06,562 --> 01:26:08,531 WELL, YOU'RE SITTIN' RIGHT THERE 2141 01:26:08,597 --> 01:26:11,066 IN THE MOST STRATEGIC SPOT IN THE UNIVERSE. 2142 01:26:11,133 --> 01:26:13,168 HEH HEH. IF I WAS A RUSSIAN GENERAL, 2143 01:26:13,236 --> 01:26:15,404 I WOULDN'T THINK TWICE ABOUT WIPING YOU OUT. 2144 01:26:15,471 --> 01:26:18,374 NOW, ON THE OTHER HAND... 2145 01:26:18,441 --> 01:26:19,675 ON THE OTHER HAND, MATTEMORE, 2146 01:26:19,742 --> 01:26:21,009 YOU TWO MIGHT JUST BE 2147 01:26:21,076 --> 01:26:22,611 THE ONLY LIVING SURVIVORS LEFT 2148 01:26:22,678 --> 01:26:25,781 TO CARRY ON THE GREAT AMERICAN DREAM. 2149 01:26:25,848 --> 01:26:28,251 THINK OF THAT, MATTEMORE. 2150 01:26:28,317 --> 01:26:31,787 THE ONLY LIVIN' SURVIVORS. 2151 01:26:31,854 --> 01:26:35,891 HOWEVER, IT'S MY OPINION YOU'LL GET WIPED OUT, THOUGH. 2152 01:26:38,060 --> 01:26:40,363 UH, MAY I RESPECTFULLY ASK, SIR, 2153 01:26:40,429 --> 01:26:42,865 THE REASON FOR ALL THIS WIPING OUT? 2154 01:26:42,931 --> 01:26:45,334 IT'S COME TO OUR ATTENTION 2155 01:26:45,401 --> 01:26:47,836 THAT THERE'S RECENTLY BEEN A LARGE UNDERCOVER MOVEMENT 2156 01:26:47,903 --> 01:26:51,774 OF RUSSIAN MEN AND SUPPLIES INTO, UH--TO, UH-- 2157 01:26:51,840 --> 01:26:53,642 WHAT THE HELL'S THE NAME OF THAT PLACE? 2158 01:26:53,709 --> 01:26:55,010 Man: UH-- 2159 01:26:55,077 --> 01:26:57,313 WELL, NEVER MIND WHAT IT IS. THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 2160 01:26:57,380 --> 01:26:58,581 THE IMPORTANT THING IS 2161 01:26:58,647 --> 01:27:00,649 IT'S INSIDE OUR SPHERE OF INFLUENCE, 2162 01:27:00,716 --> 01:27:02,385 AND WE'VE ISSUED THIS ULTIMATUM 2163 01:27:02,451 --> 01:27:04,453 TO THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT-- EITHER GET OUT OF THERE 2164 01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:06,822 OR ELSE EXPLAIN THEIR PRESENCE WITHIN, UH, 2165 01:27:06,889 --> 01:27:08,491 9 MINUTES. 2166 01:27:09,925 --> 01:27:11,827 THAT'S PRETTY HARD FOR ME TO BELIEVE, SIR. 2167 01:27:11,894 --> 01:27:13,996 [YELLING] WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S HARD FOR YOU TO BELIEVE? 2168 01:27:14,062 --> 01:27:15,197 I BELIEVE IT. LOOK AT ME, 2169 01:27:15,264 --> 01:27:16,432 I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE, AND I BELIEVE IT. 2170 01:27:16,499 --> 01:27:19,335 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S A MATTER WITH YOU, MATTEMORE! 2171 01:27:19,402 --> 01:27:22,305 WELL, I'M SORRY, SIR. WHAT ARE MY ORDERS? 2172 01:27:22,371 --> 01:27:24,807 UH, BETTER. 2173 01:27:24,873 --> 01:27:26,409 MATTEMORE, YOUR ORDERS... 2174 01:27:26,475 --> 01:27:29,445 YOUR ORDERS ARE... 2175 01:27:29,512 --> 01:27:32,014 EH, SECURE THE MOON. 2176 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:34,317 SECURE THE MOON, YES-- 2177 01:27:34,383 --> 01:27:36,685 SECURE THE MOON? HOW DO WE DO THAT? 2178 01:27:36,752 --> 01:27:38,354 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HOW DO YOU DO IT? 2179 01:27:38,421 --> 01:27:40,556 YOU SECURE THE MOON, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. 2180 01:27:40,623 --> 01:27:42,625 YOU GOT SOME RUSSIANS UP THERE, TOO, HAVEN'T YOU? 2181 01:27:42,691 --> 01:27:44,960 WELL, YES, NOT MANY. JUST TWO, SIR. 2182 01:27:45,027 --> 01:27:47,330 WE HAD THEM OVER THE OTHER NIGHT FOR A LITTLE PARTY. 2183 01:27:48,531 --> 01:27:51,434 HAD THEM OVER FOR A WHAT? 2184 01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,969 WELL, WE WERE JUST HAVING A LITTLE GET TOGETHER, 2185 01:27:54,036 --> 01:27:55,738 AND THEY JUST CAME IN. 2186 01:27:55,804 --> 01:27:57,773 WE COULDN'T VERY WELL ASK THEM TO LEAVE. 2187 01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:01,577 YOU REALIZE THEY PROBABLY PLANTED A BOMB AROUND THERE? 2188 01:28:01,644 --> 01:28:03,812 NOW LISTEN TO ME, MATTEMORE! 2189 01:28:03,879 --> 01:28:05,714 IF YOU DON'T HEAR FROM ME WITHIN 7 MINUTES, 2190 01:28:05,781 --> 01:28:09,117 THAT'LL BE IT. YOU UNDERSTAND? 2191 01:28:09,184 --> 01:28:11,320 USE YOUR OWN JUDGMENT. 2192 01:28:11,387 --> 01:28:13,456 DISMISSED. 2193 01:28:15,257 --> 01:28:17,460 WHERE IN THE HELL'S THE DAMN BUTTON? 2194 01:28:17,526 --> 01:28:19,395 Man: THE SECOND ONE FROM THE TOP, SIR. 2195 01:28:19,462 --> 01:28:21,897 WHY IN THE HELL DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? 2196 01:28:24,232 --> 01:28:26,435 I DON'T CARE WHAT HE SAYS. 2197 01:28:26,502 --> 01:28:27,670 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 2198 01:28:27,736 --> 01:28:29,271 YEAH, WELL, I MADE THE SAME MISTAKE 2199 01:28:29,338 --> 01:28:30,473 A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO. 2200 01:28:30,539 --> 01:28:32,875 AND YOU HEARD WHAT HOWLING BULL SAID. 2201 01:28:32,941 --> 01:28:34,176 YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! 2202 01:28:34,242 --> 01:28:35,378 I DON'T CARE. 2203 01:28:35,444 --> 01:28:36,445 I JUST DON'T THINK EITHER 2204 01:28:36,512 --> 01:28:37,646 THE AMERICANS OR THE RUSSIANS 2205 01:28:37,713 --> 01:28:38,947 ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO START 2206 01:28:39,014 --> 01:28:40,248 ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 2207 01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:41,550 WELL, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT 2208 01:28:41,617 --> 01:28:42,751 BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN. 2209 01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:45,087 YOU HAVEN'T GOT A MILITARY MIND. 2210 01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:46,589 AND WE ONLY HAVE 6 MINUTES NOW. 2211 01:28:46,655 --> 01:28:47,690 IS THERE SOMEONE YOU WANT TO CALL, 2212 01:28:47,756 --> 01:28:49,792 LIKE YOUR MOTHER OR YOUR SISTER? 2213 01:28:49,858 --> 01:28:51,494 MM-MMM. NOT ME. 2214 01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:53,829 I'M THE ONE THAT DOESN'T BELIEVE IT, REMEMBER? 2215 01:28:53,896 --> 01:28:55,263 WELL, WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IT OR NOT, 2216 01:28:55,330 --> 01:28:57,800 LET'S KNOCK OFF THE TALKING AND GET GOING. 2217 01:29:05,107 --> 01:29:06,542 THERE'S IGOR. 2218 01:29:10,178 --> 01:29:12,114 HI, IGOR. 2219 01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:13,816 COME ON IN. 2220 01:29:17,420 --> 01:29:18,954 I'M PRETENDING TO BE FRIENDLY 2221 01:29:19,021 --> 01:29:22,691 JUST TO EGG HIM ON. COME ON IN, IGOR. 2222 01:29:25,861 --> 01:29:28,063 I'VE GOTTA FIND SOMETHING TO BELT THAT RUSSIAN WITH. 2223 01:29:28,130 --> 01:29:29,398 PETER! 2224 01:29:29,465 --> 01:29:31,867 I'LL BET YOU HE'S ON THE SAME ASSIGNMENT I AM. 2225 01:29:31,934 --> 01:29:33,936 NO, PETER. 2226 01:29:34,002 --> 01:29:36,439 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 2227 01:29:36,505 --> 01:29:38,874 I GUARANTEE YOU HE'S COMING IN HERE 2228 01:29:38,941 --> 01:29:39,808 TO CAPTURE US. 2229 01:29:39,875 --> 01:29:42,177 BALONEY. HE CAME HERE TO GET ANNA. 2230 01:29:42,244 --> 01:29:43,178 [DOOR OPENS] 2231 01:29:43,245 --> 01:29:44,246 ANNA? 2232 01:29:44,312 --> 01:29:45,748 YES! SHE'S ASLEEP IN THERE. 2233 01:29:45,814 --> 01:29:47,249 SHE HAS BEEN ALL THE TIME! 2234 01:29:47,315 --> 01:29:48,817 HOW COME? 2235 01:29:48,884 --> 01:29:50,719 BECAUSE SHE REFUSES TO GO BACK TO IGOR 2236 01:29:50,786 --> 01:29:52,220 UNLESS HE PROMISES TO MARRY HER. 2237 01:29:52,287 --> 01:29:53,388 THAT'S HOW COME. 2238 01:29:53,456 --> 01:29:54,923 BETTER YET! 2239 01:29:54,990 --> 01:29:56,224 PETER! 2240 01:29:56,291 --> 01:29:57,560 SHH, SHH, SHH! 2241 01:30:05,100 --> 01:30:07,470 THIS IS WORKING OUT BETTER THAN I THOUGHT. 2242 01:30:07,536 --> 01:30:08,871 NOW WE ONLY HAVE ONE TO WORRY ABOUT. 2243 01:30:08,937 --> 01:30:11,173 LOOK, ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 2244 01:30:11,239 --> 01:30:12,441 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING. 2245 01:30:12,508 --> 01:30:14,042 I'M DOING EXACTLY WHAT ANY MAN 2246 01:30:14,109 --> 01:30:15,978 IN MY POSITION OF RESPONSIBILITY WOULD DO. 2247 01:30:16,044 --> 01:30:17,846 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE! 2248 01:30:17,913 --> 01:30:20,282 IGOR SAVED YOUR LIFE 2 DAYS AGO, REMEMBER? 2249 01:30:20,348 --> 01:30:22,217 YEAH, AND I'M GONNA SAVE IT AGAIN TODAY. 2250 01:30:22,284 --> 01:30:23,452 NOW MIND YOUR BUSINESS. 2251 01:30:23,519 --> 01:30:24,953 COME IN! 2252 01:30:25,020 --> 01:30:26,922 OH, PETER, HA HA! 2253 01:30:26,989 --> 01:30:28,223 IT'S IGOR, OPEN UP! 2254 01:30:28,290 --> 01:30:29,424 THE LOCK, SILLY! 2255 01:30:29,492 --> 01:30:30,926 COME IN. 2256 01:30:30,993 --> 01:30:32,895 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 2257 01:30:36,098 --> 01:30:38,501 PETER! 2258 01:30:42,905 --> 01:30:44,439 THEY'RE STRONG. 2259 01:30:50,345 --> 01:30:51,880 OOH. 2260 01:30:54,082 --> 01:30:55,117 KEEP YOUR EYE ON HIM. 2261 01:30:55,183 --> 01:30:56,585 JUST WATCH HIM. 2262 01:30:56,652 --> 01:30:58,854 THEY'RE VERY STRONG, I'M TELLING YA. 2263 01:30:58,921 --> 01:31:00,623 TIE HIS FEET. 2264 01:31:03,291 --> 01:31:04,259 UHH. 2265 01:31:04,326 --> 01:31:06,495 OHH! 2266 01:31:06,562 --> 01:31:09,031 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HIT HIM SO HARD, PETER? 2267 01:31:09,097 --> 01:31:10,966 WHAT'D YOU WANT ME TO DO, STAND HERE AND BOX WITH HIM? 2268 01:31:11,033 --> 01:31:13,101 HE'S GOT AT LEAST 50 POUNDS ON ME. 2269 01:31:13,168 --> 01:31:16,605 WILL YOU STOP STALLING AT GET HOWLING BULL FOR ME? 2270 01:31:16,672 --> 01:31:18,273 COME ON, EILEEN. HURRY UP. 2271 01:31:18,340 --> 01:31:19,775 ALL RIGHT! 2272 01:31:19,842 --> 01:31:22,477 JUST PUT THE CALL THROUGH. 2273 01:31:22,545 --> 01:31:25,748 [BEEPING] 2274 01:31:25,814 --> 01:31:28,283 MOON STATION CALLING. MOON STATION CALLING. 2275 01:31:28,350 --> 01:31:30,285 Female operator: THIS IS THE SPACE CENTER OPERATOR. 2276 01:31:30,352 --> 01:31:31,720 WOULD YOU GET ME GENERAL HALLENBY 2277 01:31:31,787 --> 01:31:32,921 IN WASHINGTON, PLEASE? 2278 01:31:32,988 --> 01:31:34,089 RIGHT AWAY. 2279 01:31:34,156 --> 01:31:36,458 ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. I'LL CONNECT YOU. 2280 01:31:36,525 --> 01:31:38,360 THANK YOU. 2281 01:31:38,426 --> 01:31:39,562 PETER... 2282 01:31:39,628 --> 01:31:41,263 WOULD YOU HURRY UP? 2283 01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:42,631 THEY'RE GETTING HOWLING BULL. 2284 01:31:42,698 --> 01:31:44,399 I MEAN GENERAL HALLENBY. COME ON. 2285 01:31:44,466 --> 01:31:46,234 ALL RIGHT. 2286 01:31:49,037 --> 01:31:51,473 [WHIRRING] 2287 01:31:51,540 --> 01:31:54,342 WELL, WHAT IS IT NOW, MATTEMORE? 2288 01:31:54,409 --> 01:31:55,778 OH, UH, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, SIR. 2289 01:31:55,844 --> 01:31:56,912 I'VE SECURED THE MOON. 2290 01:31:56,979 --> 01:32:00,448 WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 2291 01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:01,850 WELL, SPEAK UP, WILL YOU? 2292 01:32:01,917 --> 01:32:03,986 I'M FIXIN' TO GO TO PALM SPRINGS. 2293 01:32:04,052 --> 01:32:05,721 PALM SPRINGS, SIR? 2294 01:32:05,788 --> 01:32:06,855 OH, IS THAT WHERE YOU'RE GOING 2295 01:32:06,922 --> 01:32:08,591 TO DIRECT THE HOSTILITIES FROM? 2296 01:32:08,657 --> 01:32:09,725 HOSTILITIES? 2297 01:32:09,792 --> 01:32:10,893 I'M GOING DOWN THERE TO PLAY 2298 01:32:10,959 --> 01:32:12,360 IN THE INVITATIONAL GOLF TOURNAMENT. 2299 01:32:12,427 --> 01:32:15,330 GOLF TOURNAMENT? 2300 01:32:15,397 --> 01:32:17,600 WELL, SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CRISIS? 2301 01:32:17,666 --> 01:32:19,602 WHAT CRISIS? 2302 01:32:19,668 --> 01:32:21,937 OH, THAT CRISIS. 2303 01:32:22,004 --> 01:32:24,573 WELL, THAT'S BEEN ALL CLEARED UP. 2304 01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,942 OH, YOU MEAN THE RUSSIANS THAT WERE IN THERE, 2305 01:32:27,009 --> 01:32:28,577 THEY GOT OUT WHEREVER THEY WERE. 2306 01:32:28,644 --> 01:32:30,613 UH, TURNED OUT 2307 01:32:30,679 --> 01:32:32,180 THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO GET OUT OF THERE. 2308 01:32:32,247 --> 01:32:35,450 THEY WERE ALL MEMBERS OF THE RUSSIAN PEACE CORPS. 2309 01:32:35,517 --> 01:32:36,652 THAT'S FUNNY. 2310 01:32:36,719 --> 01:32:38,621 I NEVER KNEW THE RUSSIANS HAD A PEACE CORPS. 2311 01:32:38,687 --> 01:32:40,255 HEH HEH HEH. 2312 01:32:40,322 --> 01:32:41,456 YEAH. 2313 01:32:41,523 --> 01:32:43,358 THAT MAKES TWO OF US, SIR. 2314 01:32:43,425 --> 01:32:44,459 I DIDN'T-- I DIDN'T KNOW, EITHER, 2315 01:32:44,526 --> 01:32:46,061 BUT WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT, SIR, 2316 01:32:46,128 --> 01:32:47,195 MAY I ASK, 2317 01:32:47,262 --> 01:32:48,664 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO WITH THE PRISONERS? 2318 01:32:51,033 --> 01:32:52,267 WHAT PRISONERS? 2319 01:32:54,102 --> 01:32:57,305 WELL, I HAVE THIS ONE RUSSIAN TIED UP OVER HERE, 2320 01:32:57,372 --> 01:33:00,408 AND I HAVE THE OTHER ONE LOCKED IN THE BEDROOM. 2321 01:33:00,475 --> 01:33:03,511 YOU ARE KIDDING, AREN'T YOU MATTEMORE? 2322 01:33:03,578 --> 01:33:05,413 UH, NO, SIR. 2323 01:33:05,480 --> 01:33:06,849 UH, YOU SEE THIS ONE RUSSIAN 2324 01:33:06,915 --> 01:33:08,550 OUTWEIGHED ME AT LEAST 50 POUNDS, 2325 01:33:08,617 --> 01:33:09,551 AND I THOUGHT HE WAS COMING OVER-- 2326 01:33:09,618 --> 01:33:10,986 YOU MORON! 2327 01:33:11,053 --> 01:33:12,287 YOU DAMN IDIOT! 2328 01:33:13,956 --> 01:33:15,891 WELL, NO ONE CALLED ME, SIR. 2329 01:33:15,958 --> 01:33:18,126 DON'T YOU THINK I GOT ANYTHING BETTER TO DO 2330 01:33:18,193 --> 01:33:21,429 THAN CALL UP THE MOON EVERY 5 MINUTES? 2331 01:33:21,496 --> 01:33:23,999 YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE, SIR? 2332 01:33:24,066 --> 01:33:26,835 OUT OF ONE CRISIS, INTO ANOTHER ONE. 2333 01:33:26,902 --> 01:33:28,536 YOU GET ME THE PRESIDENT RIGHT AWAY 2334 01:33:28,603 --> 01:33:29,672 ON MY PRIVATE CHANNEL. 2335 01:33:29,738 --> 01:33:31,073 TELL HIM TO STANDBY ON THE HOTLINE 2336 01:33:31,139 --> 01:33:32,074 TO THE KREMLIN. 2337 01:33:32,140 --> 01:33:33,208 IT'S IDIOTS LIKE YOU 2338 01:33:33,275 --> 01:33:35,443 THAT GET US INTO TROUBLE JUMPING INTO CONCLUSIONS. 2339 01:33:35,510 --> 01:33:37,145 WELL, SIR, NO ONE CALLED ME, AND-- 2340 01:33:37,212 --> 01:33:38,080 YOU SHUT UP! 2341 01:33:38,146 --> 01:33:39,314 I'M GONNA DEAL WITH YOU LATER. 2342 01:33:39,381 --> 01:33:40,783 [BEEPING] 2343 01:33:40,849 --> 01:33:41,984 NOW, WHAT-- [BOOM] 2344 01:33:42,050 --> 01:33:43,819 HELL IS WRONG? 2345 01:33:43,886 --> 01:33:45,487 WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON? 2346 01:33:45,553 --> 01:33:47,555 Man: YOU PUSHED THE WRONG BUTTON, SIR. 2347 01:33:47,622 --> 01:33:49,157 WELL, GET THAT OFF! GET IT OFF! 2348 01:33:49,224 --> 01:33:52,627 I'VE SEEN THAT LOUSY MOVIE A HUNDRED TIMES. 2349 01:33:54,196 --> 01:33:56,364 THERE GOES THAT DAMN FOOL INDIAN 2350 01:33:56,431 --> 01:33:58,633 FALLING OFF HIS HORSE AGAIN. 2351 01:33:59,567 --> 01:34:01,003 [SIGHS] 2352 01:34:01,069 --> 01:34:03,005 WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND DON'T ARGUE WITH ME? 2353 01:34:03,071 --> 01:34:04,840 JUST DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, JUST HELP ME. 2354 01:34:04,907 --> 01:34:06,474 WOULD YOU JUST HELP ME, PLEASE? 2355 01:34:06,541 --> 01:34:08,043 I'M SORRY. I'M... 2356 01:34:08,110 --> 01:34:10,145 I'M SURE GLAD I DIDN'T CALL MY MOTHER. 2357 01:34:10,212 --> 01:34:12,414 UH. UH. 2358 01:34:12,480 --> 01:34:13,648 HURRY UP. 2359 01:34:13,716 --> 01:34:15,684 YOU JUST THINK OF SOMETHING TO TELL IGOR 2360 01:34:15,751 --> 01:34:17,185 WHEN HE COMES TO. 2361 01:34:17,252 --> 01:34:18,186 OKAY. 2362 01:34:18,253 --> 01:34:19,287 [MUMBLING] 2363 01:34:19,354 --> 01:34:20,923 I BETTER CHECK. 2364 01:34:26,729 --> 01:34:27,763 [IGOR MUMBLING] 2365 01:34:27,830 --> 01:34:29,497 SLEEPIN' LIKE A BABY. 2366 01:34:29,564 --> 01:34:31,499 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 2367 01:34:31,566 --> 01:34:32,567 IGOR, YOU ALL RIGHT? 2368 01:34:32,634 --> 01:34:33,568 IGOR. 2369 01:34:33,635 --> 01:34:34,669 [GROANS] 2370 01:34:34,737 --> 01:34:36,371 IGOR, YOU ALL RIGHT? TAKE IT EASY. 2371 01:34:36,438 --> 01:34:37,439 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU. 2372 01:34:37,505 --> 01:34:39,107 WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED? 2373 01:34:39,174 --> 01:34:41,343 UH, YOU SLIPPED COMING TO THE DOOR. 2374 01:34:41,409 --> 01:34:42,377 OHH. YOU SLIPPED. 2375 01:34:42,444 --> 01:34:43,578 YOU SEE, WHEN YOU WERE-- 2376 01:34:43,645 --> 01:34:44,780 YOU CAME TO THE DOOR-- 2377 01:34:44,847 --> 01:34:46,081 HYAH! OOH! 2378 01:34:46,148 --> 01:34:47,182 WHERE'S ANNA? 2379 01:34:47,249 --> 01:34:48,516 OH, UH, SHE'S IN BED. 2380 01:34:48,583 --> 01:34:49,852 SHE'S ASLEEP... IN THE NEXT ROOM. 2381 01:34:49,918 --> 01:34:51,119 YEAH, SHE'S IN THE NEXT ROOM ASLEEP. 2382 01:34:51,186 --> 01:34:52,721 BED. [BANG] 2383 01:34:52,788 --> 01:34:53,756 EASY, IGOR. [PANTING] 2384 01:34:53,822 --> 01:34:54,957 JUST RELAX. 2385 01:34:55,023 --> 01:34:55,958 IGOR? JUST RELAX. 2386 01:34:56,024 --> 01:34:57,259 UH, IGOR? [PURRS] 2387 01:34:57,325 --> 01:34:58,393 EASY! IGOR! 2388 01:34:58,460 --> 01:35:00,695 IGOR! EASY. 2389 01:35:12,741 --> 01:35:14,709 ANUSHKA? 2390 01:35:17,545 --> 01:35:19,982 ANUSHKA? 2391 01:35:27,055 --> 01:35:29,357 ANUSHKA. 2392 01:35:31,159 --> 01:35:32,527 OHH. 2393 01:35:32,594 --> 01:35:34,797 ANUSHKA. 2394 01:35:38,266 --> 01:35:41,236 [MOANS] 2395 01:35:41,303 --> 01:35:43,071 [MOANS] 2396 01:35:45,073 --> 01:35:47,109 [MOANS] 2397 01:35:47,175 --> 01:35:48,777 OHH, IGOR. 2398 01:35:48,844 --> 01:35:50,545 OH, ANUSHKA. 2399 01:35:50,612 --> 01:35:52,080 HAVE YOU COME TO TELL ME 2400 01:35:52,147 --> 01:35:53,248 YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY ME? 2401 01:35:53,315 --> 01:35:55,550 [LAUGHS] 2402 01:35:55,617 --> 01:35:57,786 NO, ANUSHKA. 2403 01:35:57,853 --> 01:36:02,791 I COME TO GIVE YOU LOVE, ROMANCE, AND LAUGHTER. 2404 01:36:02,858 --> 01:36:05,760 LAUGHTER. HA HA HA. 2405 01:36:05,828 --> 01:36:07,395 BUT YOU HAVE TO. 2406 01:36:07,462 --> 01:36:09,464 WHY, ANUSHKA? WHY? 2407 01:36:09,531 --> 01:36:10,799 [LAUGHS] 2408 01:36:10,866 --> 01:36:12,835 I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY. 2409 01:36:12,901 --> 01:36:15,037 [LAUGHING] 2410 01:36:18,206 --> 01:36:20,275 [SOBBING] 2411 01:36:21,443 --> 01:36:23,378 NO! 2412 01:36:25,380 --> 01:36:27,249 [MAN SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 2413 01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:31,786 Second man: PREMIER ROSKOV 2414 01:36:31,854 --> 01:36:33,455 IS ASKING MISS SOBLOVA IF SHE WILL TAKE 2415 01:36:33,521 --> 01:36:35,657 MR. BLAKONAKOV TO BE HER LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND. 2416 01:36:35,723 --> 01:36:36,691 DA. 2417 01:36:36,758 --> 01:36:37,759 SHE SAYS SHE WILL. 2418 01:36:37,826 --> 01:36:38,894 [PREMIER ROSKOV SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 2419 01:36:38,961 --> 01:36:41,596 NOW PREMIER ROSKOV IS ASKING MR. BLAKONAKOV 2420 01:36:41,663 --> 01:36:43,131 IF HE WILL TAKE MISS SOBLOVA 2421 01:36:43,198 --> 01:36:44,900 TO BE HIS LAWFULLY WEDDING WIFE, 2422 01:36:44,967 --> 01:36:46,902 AND HE SAYS HE WILL. 2423 01:36:46,969 --> 01:36:49,137 AND I THINK I SEE MISS SOBLOVA'S MOTHER. 2424 01:36:49,204 --> 01:36:51,106 SHE SEES HER DAUGHTER GETTING MARRIED. 2425 01:36:51,173 --> 01:36:54,009 AND MISS SOBLOVA'S FATHER 2426 01:36:54,076 --> 01:36:56,979 AND THE FATHER'S WIFE. 2427 01:36:57,045 --> 01:36:59,314 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 2428 01:37:09,657 --> 01:37:11,659 NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THE CEREMONY 2429 01:37:11,726 --> 01:37:13,228 IS DRAWING TO A CONCLUSION. 2430 01:37:13,295 --> 01:37:15,397 MR. BLAKONAKOV, MISS SOBLOVA, 2431 01:37:15,463 --> 01:37:17,632 MAN AND WIFE. 2432 01:37:17,699 --> 01:37:18,901 [PREMIER ROSKOV SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 2433 01:37:18,967 --> 01:37:21,569 MR. BLAKONAKOV KISSES MRS. BLAKONAKOV. 2434 01:37:25,807 --> 01:37:28,210 MRS. MATTEMORE KISSES MRS. BLAKONAKOV. 2435 01:37:28,276 --> 01:37:30,312 [PREMIER ROSKOV SPEAKING RUSSIAN] 2436 01:37:35,417 --> 01:37:37,920 NOW PREMIER ROSKOV 2437 01:37:37,986 --> 01:37:40,722 IS COMPLEMENTING THE YOUNG COUPLE, 2438 01:37:40,788 --> 01:37:43,258 AND HE IS BOASTING THAT HE IS SURE 2439 01:37:43,325 --> 01:37:44,893 THAT THEY WILL VERY SHORTLY 2440 01:37:44,960 --> 01:37:46,995 GIVE TO THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE A NEW GLORY-- 2441 01:37:47,062 --> 01:37:51,666 THE FIRST BABY BORN ON THE MOON. 2442 01:37:51,733 --> 01:37:55,237 THIS IS ANOTHER RUSSIAN FIRST, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 2443 01:37:55,303 --> 01:37:56,204 [APPLAUSE] 2444 01:37:56,271 --> 01:37:58,840 BUT IS THIS JUST AN IDLE BOAST? 2445 01:37:58,907 --> 01:38:00,976 MAYBE I'M SAYING MORE THAN I SHOULD, 2446 01:38:01,043 --> 01:38:02,978 MAYBE I SHOULDN'T BE SAYING THIS ON THE AIR, 2447 01:38:03,045 --> 01:38:05,180 BUT IT IS MY OPINION, CONSIDERING THE FACT 2448 01:38:05,247 --> 01:38:07,415 THAT MR. BLAKONAKOV AND MRS. BLAKONAKOV 2449 01:38:07,482 --> 01:38:09,751 HAVE BEEN ALONE TOGETHER ON THE MOON 2450 01:38:09,817 --> 01:38:11,453 FOR 3 MONTHS, 2451 01:38:11,519 --> 01:38:12,687 IT IS MY OPINION 2452 01:38:12,754 --> 01:38:16,624 THAT THE YOUNG BRIDE IS ALREADY SEVERAL MONTHS... 2453 01:38:19,294 --> 01:38:21,163 THIS IS ROGER CARLISLE ENDING MY SERIES 2454 01:38:21,229 --> 01:38:22,597 OF TELECASTS FROM MOSCOW 2455 01:38:22,664 --> 01:38:24,799 SAYING GOOD-BYE TO B.C.B. 2456 01:38:24,866 --> 01:38:26,969 [APPLAUSE] 2457 01:38:33,208 --> 01:38:35,343 OH, WAS A LOVELY WEDDING. 2458 01:38:35,410 --> 01:38:36,378 WASN'T IT? 2459 01:38:36,444 --> 01:38:38,180 YEAH, SURE WAS. 2460 01:38:38,246 --> 01:38:40,515 ANNA MADE A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE, TOO. 2461 01:38:40,582 --> 01:38:41,816 YEAH. 2462 01:38:41,883 --> 01:38:44,419 [ALARM SOUNDS] 2463 01:38:44,486 --> 01:38:45,620 I'LL GET IT. 2464 01:38:45,687 --> 01:38:46,788 OKAY. 2465 01:38:46,854 --> 01:38:49,924 IT'S PROBABLY, UH, SOMEONE CALLING US. 2466 01:38:52,961 --> 01:38:55,663 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT TO PRESS IT. 2467 01:38:55,730 --> 01:38:56,664 [ALARM STOPS] 2468 01:38:56,731 --> 01:38:59,901 HELLO, KIDS. 2469 01:38:59,968 --> 01:39:02,337 WELL, WHAT'S NEW, MATTEMORE? 2470 01:39:02,404 --> 01:39:04,072 OH, DID YOU SEE THE WEDDING? 2471 01:39:04,139 --> 01:39:06,808 THE WHOLE WORLD SAW IT. 2472 01:39:06,874 --> 01:39:09,244 I GUESS ALL THOSE RUMORS ARE TRUE. 2473 01:39:09,311 --> 01:39:10,478 OH, YEAH. THEY'RE TRUE. 2474 01:39:10,545 --> 01:39:14,582 SHE'S GOT ABOUT A 2 MONTH JUMP ON US. 2475 01:39:14,649 --> 01:39:17,719 I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING YOU TWO CAN DO ABOUT IT. 2476 01:39:17,785 --> 01:39:19,988 WELL, YOU KNOW, UH-- 2477 01:39:20,055 --> 01:39:21,489 WELL, WHAT I MEAN IS-- 2478 01:39:21,556 --> 01:39:24,559 EVERYBODY IN WASHINGTON IS PRETTY DEJECTED. 2479 01:39:24,626 --> 01:39:27,829 SENATOR ASTONGRAPPLE CRIED ON THE FLOOR 2480 01:39:27,895 --> 01:39:29,897 OF THE SENATE THIS MORNING. 2481 01:39:29,964 --> 01:39:32,500 NOBODY'S BLAMING YOU, OF COURSE, BUT... 2482 01:39:32,567 --> 01:39:33,735 BUT WHAT? 2483 01:39:33,801 --> 01:39:34,736 NOTHING. 2484 01:39:34,802 --> 01:39:36,238 BUT WHAT?! 2485 01:39:36,304 --> 01:39:37,805 WELL, EVEN IF YOU HAD GOT OFF 2486 01:39:37,872 --> 01:39:39,174 TO A LEVEL START WITH THEM, 2487 01:39:39,241 --> 01:39:41,676 I DON'T SUPPOSE IT WOULD HAVE DONE YOU ANY GOOD. 2488 01:39:43,478 --> 01:39:44,646 WHY NOT? 2489 01:39:44,712 --> 01:39:47,082 OH, COME NOW, MATTEMORE. 2490 01:39:47,149 --> 01:39:51,286 WE ALL SAW BLAKONAKOV, A VIGOROUS, PRANCING, 2491 01:39:51,353 --> 01:39:54,722 SNORTING YOUNG STALLION IF EVER I SAW ONE. 2492 01:39:54,789 --> 01:39:56,091 SO WHAT? 2493 01:39:56,158 --> 01:39:59,161 I'M NOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU'D CALL UNVIGOROUS, 2494 01:39:59,227 --> 01:40:02,464 UNSNORTING, OR UNPRANCING MYSELF. 2495 01:40:02,530 --> 01:40:06,234 MATTEMORE, ALONGSIDE BLAKONAKOV 2496 01:40:06,301 --> 01:40:08,370 YOU LOOK LIKE A WORN-OUT OLD MAN 2497 01:40:08,436 --> 01:40:10,538 WHO'S MADE ONE TOO MANY JOURNEYS TO THE WELL 2498 01:40:10,605 --> 01:40:13,241 AND HASN'T GOT THE POOP TO MAKE IT BACK AGAIN. 2499 01:40:13,308 --> 01:40:15,710 NOT TO MENTION MRS. BLAKONAKOV. 2500 01:40:15,777 --> 01:40:16,878 NO! 2501 01:40:16,944 --> 01:40:18,313 NO, LET'S MENTION HER. 2502 01:40:18,380 --> 01:40:19,581 SAY, WHAT DID I LOOK LIKE 2503 01:40:19,647 --> 01:40:20,615 ALONGSIDE OF HER, 2504 01:40:20,682 --> 01:40:21,449 SOMEBODY'S UNDERSEXED 2505 01:40:21,516 --> 01:40:22,417 KID BROTHER OR SOMETHING, HUH? 2506 01:40:22,484 --> 01:40:24,419 WELL, OF COURSE, IT ISN'T YOUR FAULT 2507 01:40:24,486 --> 01:40:26,921 THAT THESE RUSSIAN GIRLS DEVELOP SO STARTLINGLY 2508 01:40:26,988 --> 01:40:28,090 AND SO YOUNG. 2509 01:40:28,156 --> 01:40:29,991 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 2510 01:40:30,058 --> 01:40:31,559 SHE'S NOT ALL THAT YOUNG, MISTER. 2511 01:40:31,626 --> 01:40:33,961 I'M NOT TALKING OF HER AGE IN YEARS. 2512 01:40:34,028 --> 01:40:37,132 I'M TALKING OF HER WARM, YOUNG BIRTHINGS. 2513 01:40:37,199 --> 01:40:39,201 HER WARM, YOUNG WHAT? 2514 01:40:39,267 --> 01:40:41,203 WELL, WITH A GIRL LIKE THAT, YOU SEE, 2515 01:40:41,269 --> 01:40:42,470 YOU'VE ONLY GOT TO SAY "BOO" TO HER 2516 01:40:42,537 --> 01:40:44,772 AND SHE'S ALREADY 2 MONTHS PREGNANT. 2517 01:40:45,973 --> 01:40:47,142 OH, YEAH? 2518 01:40:47,209 --> 01:40:48,643 WELL, YOU JUST TRY SAYING "BOO" TO ME 2519 01:40:48,710 --> 01:40:49,677 AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 2520 01:40:49,744 --> 01:40:51,646 I BEG YOUR PARDON. 2521 01:40:54,149 --> 01:40:55,883 BECAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU'D FIND 2522 01:40:55,950 --> 01:40:57,585 THAT I'M JUST AS PREGNANT AS SHE IS. 2523 01:40:57,652 --> 01:40:59,221 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 2524 01:40:59,287 --> 01:41:01,756 I SAID I'M JUST AS PREGNANT AS SHE IS. 2525 01:41:01,823 --> 01:41:03,825 BUT THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS! 2526 01:41:03,891 --> 01:41:05,527 THIS IS THE MOST FANTASTIC NEWS 2527 01:41:05,593 --> 01:41:06,661 I'VE EVER HEARD! 2528 01:41:06,728 --> 01:41:09,897 THIS MEANS IT ISN'T ANOTHER RUSSIAN FIRST AFTER ALL. 2529 01:41:09,964 --> 01:41:11,299 I MUST GET ON THE WIRE 2530 01:41:11,366 --> 01:41:13,468 TO THE PRESIDENT RIGHT AWAY. 2531 01:41:13,535 --> 01:41:15,503 I MUST GET HOLD OF ALL THE FOREIGN CORRESPONDENTS 2532 01:41:15,570 --> 01:41:16,738 AND... 2533 01:41:16,804 --> 01:41:18,740 JUST A MOMENT. 2534 01:41:18,806 --> 01:41:20,142 HOW COULD YOU BE? 2535 01:41:20,208 --> 01:41:22,277 YOU'VE ONLY BEEN MARRIED 5 DAYS. 2536 01:41:22,344 --> 01:41:23,878 WHAT DO YOU CARE HOW I AM? 2537 01:41:23,945 --> 01:41:25,813 I AM! 2538 01:41:25,880 --> 01:41:28,250 OH, YOU WONDERFUL GIRL. 2539 01:41:28,316 --> 01:41:30,252 I'LL GET BACK TO YOU RIGHT AWAY. 2540 01:41:30,318 --> 01:41:33,388 JUST NOW I'VE GOT A MILLION THINGS TO DO. 2541 01:41:33,455 --> 01:41:34,589 [BEEP] 2542 01:41:34,656 --> 01:41:35,890 [GUNSHOTS] 2543 01:41:35,957 --> 01:41:37,625 [YELLING] 2544 01:41:39,026 --> 01:41:40,895 WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE, QUONSET? 2545 01:41:40,962 --> 01:41:43,565 Quonset: I PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON. 2546 01:41:43,631 --> 01:41:47,302 IT'S THAT MOVIE THAT'S BEEN ON CHANNEL 9 ALL THIS WEEK. 2547 01:41:47,369 --> 01:41:51,072 NOW HE'S GONNA FALL OFF HIS HORSE AGAIN. 2548 01:41:51,139 --> 01:41:52,307 [BEEP] 2549 01:41:54,542 --> 01:41:57,579 IT'S, UH... KIND OF EXCITING. 2550 01:41:57,645 --> 01:41:59,447 I MEAN--I MEAN, UH-- 2551 01:41:59,514 --> 01:42:01,816 YOU KNOW, WHEN I-- WHEN I THINK OF-- 2552 01:42:01,883 --> 01:42:03,851 I GOTTA GET CIGARS. [LAUGHS] 2553 01:42:03,918 --> 01:42:06,188 SO I--YOU KNOW, TO HAND THEM OUT TO EVERYBODY. 2554 01:42:06,254 --> 01:42:08,055 WHERE DO YOU GO HERE FOR CIGARS? 2555 01:42:08,122 --> 01:42:10,792 TH--UH, YOU KNOW, HANDING OUT. 2556 01:42:10,858 --> 01:42:13,228 CONGRATU-- HEY, YOU HAD A... 2557 01:42:13,295 --> 01:42:14,362 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 2558 01:42:14,429 --> 01:42:17,064 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 2559 01:42:17,131 --> 01:42:18,466 HUH? 2560 01:42:18,533 --> 01:42:21,436 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 2561 01:42:21,503 --> 01:42:23,638 I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT. 2562 01:42:23,705 --> 01:42:25,507 I MEAN, THE FIRST THING, YOU KNOW, 2563 01:42:25,573 --> 01:42:28,910 WHEN A MAN IS PROUD, YOU, UH--OH, YOU-- 2564 01:42:28,976 --> 01:42:32,580 OH, YOU'RE NOT LIKE YOU SAID? 2565 01:42:32,647 --> 01:42:35,483 HEH. I WAS TEASING. I KNOW THAT. 2566 01:42:35,550 --> 01:42:38,820 I--I KNEW-- I KNEW YOU, UH. 2567 01:42:38,886 --> 01:42:42,724 WHEN YOU WERE... 2568 01:42:42,790 --> 01:42:45,627 WHAT DID YOU HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH BY LYING TO HIM? 2569 01:42:45,693 --> 01:42:47,795 I WASN'T LYING. 2570 01:42:47,862 --> 01:42:51,098 YOU SAID YOU WERE AS PREGNANT AS ANNA IS. 2571 01:42:51,165 --> 01:42:53,301 I AM AS PREGNANT AS ANNA. 2572 01:42:53,368 --> 01:42:55,102 WELL, THEN I'LL GET A BALL AND A BAT AND A GLOVE. 2573 01:42:55,169 --> 01:42:56,170 I CAN EVEN MAKE-- 2574 01:42:56,238 --> 01:42:57,705 'CAUSE ANNA ISN'T PREGNANT. 2575 01:42:57,772 --> 01:42:59,874 I DON'T NEED A BALL, A BAT, OR A GLOVE THEN. 2576 01:42:59,941 --> 01:43:04,246 SHE ONLY TOLD IGOR THAT TO MAKE HIM MARRY HER. 2577 01:43:04,312 --> 01:43:05,913 AND IF YOU MUST KNOW THE TRUTH, 2578 01:43:05,980 --> 01:43:07,014 IT WAS MY IDEA. 2579 01:43:07,081 --> 01:43:09,217 GOOD THINKING. 2580 01:43:09,284 --> 01:43:11,653 WAIT A MINUTE. 2581 01:43:11,719 --> 01:43:14,188 WHEN YOU TOLD QUONSET WHAT YOU TOLD HIM, 2582 01:43:14,256 --> 01:43:16,157 QUONSET AND EVERYBODY ELSE IS GOTTA THINK YOU ARE 2583 01:43:16,224 --> 01:43:17,625 LIKE YOU SAID. 2584 01:43:17,692 --> 01:43:18,626 PETER. 2585 01:43:18,693 --> 01:43:19,627 HUH? 2586 01:43:19,694 --> 01:43:23,164 WE HAVE 12 DAYS OF NIGHT LEFT. 2587 01:43:23,231 --> 01:43:24,799 SO? 2588 01:43:24,866 --> 01:43:27,369 SO... 2589 01:43:27,435 --> 01:43:29,637 YOU WOULDN'T WANNA MAKE A LIAR OUT OF ME NOW, 2590 01:43:29,704 --> 01:43:31,773 WOULD YOU? 2591 01:43:31,839 --> 01:43:33,107 HEH. 2592 01:43:33,174 --> 01:43:34,175 HEH, NO. 2593 01:43:34,242 --> 01:43:35,176 [BEEPING] 2594 01:43:35,243 --> 01:43:37,245 [WHIRRING] 2595 01:43:37,312 --> 01:43:39,847 Female operator: THIS IS THE SPACE CENTER OPERATOR. 2596 01:43:39,914 --> 01:43:42,750 I HAVE MR. QUONSET CALLING THE MOON STATION. 2597 01:43:42,817 --> 01:43:45,119 MR. QUONSET CALLING. 2598 01:43:45,186 --> 01:43:47,689 MR. QUONSET CALLING. 2599 01:43:47,755 --> 01:43:49,791 MR. QUONSET CALLING. 2600 01:43:49,857 --> 01:43:52,226 MR. QUONSET CALLING. 2601 01:43:52,294 --> 01:43:53,961 MR. QUONSET CALLING. 2602 01:43:54,028 --> 01:43:55,162 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 2603 01:43:55,229 --> 01:43:57,064 MR. QUONSET CALLING. 2604 01:43:57,131 --> 01:43:59,334 MR. QUONSET CALLING. 2605 01:43:59,401 --> 01:44:00,802 MR. QUONSET CALLING. 2606 01:44:00,868 --> 01:44:03,971 * 10, 9 * 2607 01:44:04,038 --> 01:44:06,274 * 8, 7, 6 * 2608 01:44:06,341 --> 01:44:07,709 * 5, 4, 3 * 2609 01:44:07,775 --> 01:44:09,811 * 2, 1 * 2610 01:44:09,877 --> 01:44:11,613 * YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A TRIP, GIRL * 2611 01:44:11,679 --> 01:44:14,816 * SO SLIP INTO SOMETHING SLINKY AND SMOOTH * 2612 01:44:14,882 --> 01:44:16,318 * WAY, WAY OUT * 2613 01:44:16,384 --> 01:44:17,452 * JUST WAVE THE WORLD GOOD-BYE * 2614 01:44:17,519 --> 01:44:18,820 * LET'S FLY * 2615 01:44:18,886 --> 01:44:21,155 *'CAUSE, GIRL, I GOT A WHOLE LOT TO PROVE * 2616 01:44:21,222 --> 01:44:22,390 * WAY, WAY OUT * 2617 01:44:22,457 --> 01:44:23,858 * I NEED TO SHOW YOU * 2618 01:44:23,925 --> 01:44:27,329 * I KNOW YOU AND ME WERE MEANT TO GO THE WHOLE ROUTE * 2619 01:44:27,395 --> 01:44:28,730 * WAY, WAY OUT * 2620 01:44:28,796 --> 01:44:30,598 * AND IF YOU STICK WITH ME, GIRL * 2621 01:44:30,665 --> 01:44:33,935 * YOU'LL SEE WHAT THE GAME OF LOVE'S ALL ABOUT * 2622 01:44:34,001 --> 01:44:35,637 * WAY, WAY UP * 2623 01:44:35,703 --> 01:44:38,906 * WE'RE GONNA TAKE A TRIP IN OUTER SPACE * 2624 01:44:38,973 --> 01:44:41,409 * FLY NOW AND WE'LL PAY LATER, GIRL * 2625 01:44:41,476 --> 01:44:43,044 * COME AND GO WITH ME * 2626 01:44:43,110 --> 01:44:46,213 * AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT THE GAME OF LOVE'S ALL ABOUT * 2627 01:44:46,280 --> 01:44:48,049 * IT'S WAY, WAY OUT * 2628 01:44:48,115 --> 01:44:50,051 * WAY, WAY OUT * 2629 01:44:50,117 --> 01:44:51,519 * WAY, WAY OUT * 2630 01:44:51,586 --> 01:44:53,621 * WAY, WAY OUT **